Forgot my umbrella and walked into a post, which was barely visible due to the rain, while texting doctrines to dissolute persons, and drinking Stolichnaya, the absolute best vodka...
Borg leaving a 1980s Stockholm after-hours club in the morning, and Ernests "The Latvian Libido" Gulbis leaving a Stockholm jail in the morning...
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/incoming/gulbis-gets-caught-in-stockholm/article791600/
The Latvian Lothario has South Beach talents commute nightly to Delray Beach...
Maybe some Marat supporters can cheer for Ernests in the final...Should the US DOT install a Latvian Lothario lane on I-95? After all, he has mastered this commute on his way to his first ATP title and now this week all the way to the Sunday final!
Maybe some Marat supporters can cheer for Ernests in the final...
If Ovechkin gets called to "the box" for "hooking" will Kirilenko's penalty for him be more than the standard two minutes???
BLUE BALLS...Maria practicing her stacked pad save position, rejecting Alexei's best shot from the net!
Streaking at Wimbledon...
Hingis and Thibault, her French equestrian show jumper...
And Hingis does not throw frisbees at Thibault...
An anonymous FSU student after having too much fun in Tallahassee...
Mojo rising and whiskey bottle draining in Morrison's room #32 at the Alta Cienega Motel...oh, don't ask why...
PCH (Pacific Coast Highway)...
Was Pamela the "LA Woman" famously sung about or did the Lizard King just "Love Her Madly"???
Herlock Sholmes
Holmlock Shears
Escargot ...
Q: What did the snail say from behind the wheel of his Saab roadster?
A: Do you want to see my "S" car go???
It is probably best for most animals to take a taxi instead of trying to drive.
No, and they also don't refer to Oski.Are these bears that keep cropping up in your posts, references to Russia ?