Sentinel
Bionic Poster
mrs sureshs needs to put hubby in the hot wash cycle with that shirt!
You want hubby to shrink !
We cannot have a reduction of dark matter in the universe. That will mean infinite expansion, and a final end !
Random thread of good jokes, aggie jokes, yo mama jokes, or what have you..
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You want hubby to shrink !
We cannot have a reduction of dark matter in the universe. That will mean infinite expansion, and a final end !
West Coast Ace
G.O.A.T.
Guy calls the boss: "I'm sick; can't come in to work"
Boss: "You're always sick. You're missing too much work. When I'm sick I ask my wife for s*x. A few hrs later I feel great. You should try it."
Worker shows up to work in about 3 hrs. "Boss, great advice. I feel phenomenal. By the way, you have a very nice house."
Boss: "You're always sick. You're missing too much work. When I'm sick I ask my wife for s*x. A few hrs later I feel great. You should try it."
Worker shows up to work in about 3 hrs. "Boss, great advice. I feel phenomenal. By the way, you have a very nice house."
stringertom
Bionic Poster
These patrons were very wise to get there before Phatsbury made his way to the line!
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
These patrons were very wise to get there before Phatsbury made his way to the line!
Phatsbury entering the AYCE buffet.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Is that LeeDF taking advice from AngieB???
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Is that LeeDF taking advice from AngieB???
suresh is the one who plays mixed doubles, and now it looks like we know how he double bagels women. I just did not know the bageling happens under the net.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
^^^Why identical posts four days apart? You are a joke!
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Sorry but i had too much on my plate^^^Why identical posts four days apart? You are a joke!
stringertom
Bionic Poster
You got to the AYCE buffet before Poobs, no?Sorry but i had too much on my plate
stringertom
Bionic Poster
I see you have edited your submission to hide your symptom of premature dementia. You really do have too much on your plate!
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Capulin Zurdo
Hall of Fame
stringertom
Bionic Poster
The Eskimo equivalents of SentiSureshs!
stringertom
Bionic Poster
It is OK unless you're downwind from Poobs!
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Epidemic alert !!!!
Reminds me of the pool in the TV series "Last Man on Earth". Pls don't watch it, it sucked.
Reminds me of the pool in the TV series "Last Man on Earth". Pls don't watch it, it sucked.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Reminds me of the pool scene in Caddyshack..."It's no big deal!"
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Reminds me of the pool scene in Caddyshack..."It's no big deal!"
Haha ! That was just one piece.
This guy has his own swimming pool. Instead of using the toilet in his house, he sits on the diving board and uses his pool as the john. The pool fills up, and it's disgusting fo the others who come over later.
Rusty Shackleford
G.O.A.T.
When I was younger, one night I was trying to stick a roll of quarters in the lower regions of my sleeping GF at the time (a superhot blonde with more sex appeal than common sense), and she woke up alarmed, saying "What the hell are you doing?"
I just told her "I was having a discussion with one of my buddies today about who was going to win the Superbowl, and he told me to put my money where my mouth was."
I just told her "I was having a discussion with one of my buddies today about who was going to win the Superbowl, and he told me to put my money where my mouth was."
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
When I was younger, one night I was trying to stick a roll of quarters in the lower regions of my sleeping GF at the time (a superhot blonde with more sex appeal than common sense), and she woke up alarmed, saying "What the hell are you doing?"
I just told her "I was having a discussion with one of my buddies today about who was going to win the Superbowl, and he told me to put my money where my mouth was."
Dirtymouth Pottyford.
Rusty Shackleford
G.O.A.T.
hollywood9826
Hall of Fame
They didn't have power so the the water wont run and you cant flush the toilet. What else are you suppsoed to do? you could dig a hole and bury it. but thats alot of work. If it get to stinkin too bad you just move. You are the last man on earth after all. Or maybe not. I stoppped watching the show myself. but not because people pooped in a pool. I though that part was pretty funny. Especially when the woman kept yelling at him to not do it. Then he walked out and she pooping in the other pool
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
You do realize that I will be using your wonderful dog gifs wherever I so please
Rusty Shackleford
G.O.A.T.
Yes, please! They are not my gifs, either. You can find tons of those by looking for Denver Guilty Dog in Google Pics.You do realize that I will be using your wonderful dog gifs wherever I so please
Vcore89
Talk Tennis Guru
stringertom
Bionic Poster
If I saturate my monofilament polyester string with loads of 4S, will I develop amazing topspin on all my strokes to the extent that Div. 3 girls I play will be happy with a bagel and half a breadstick??? Or is it a monopoly that Poobs runs like the 19th century railroad baron, Cornelius Pooberbilt???sureshs is singular in a plural form. May I suggest it be called MONOPOLYsaturated?
Vcore89
Talk Tennis Guru
If I saturate my monofilament polyester string with loads of 4S, will I develop amazing topspin on all my strokes to the extent that Div. 3 girls I play will be happy with a bagel and half a breadstick??? Or is it a monopoly that Poobs runs like the 19th century railroad baron, Cornelius Pooberbilt???
Div III girls will be all-too-delirious, with joy, when they watch him dispense incongruous but grandiose tips and tricks, so much so they’ll voluntarily splay themselves—in full grandeur--in the middle of the court to be sprayed with a drum [or 400 lbs minimum] of trademarked Railroaded sureshsius Poobervilt Premium Lube.
