I was traveling Europe for an indefinite period. I didn't know how long I would be anywhere. Stop with the accusations. I'm tired of the recriminations. Of course, even if this was explanation enough you're going to say that I was advocating that visas are unnecessary. I wasn't advocating anything. I was explaining that if you were in a country and decide to extend your stay you can--enjoy the brunello, have some wine and cheese, hangout in the piazza with a gelato, and down you come like the archangel of the mattress police, accusing me of corrupting the youth, as was Socrates. Where's my hemlock?