Sid_Vicious
G.O.A.T.
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Death Master
Banned
that is pretty damn cool:
the big fish is lecturing the little shrimp on table manners.
the big fish is lecturing the little shrimp on table manners.
LazyNinja19
Banned
Off topic - Is it just me, or does Davydenko look like Putin? :neutral:
Death Master
Banned
its you. better go find some glasses that work.
davydenko has his arms and his elbows on the table.
terrible table manners in front of royalty.
so little shrimp is getting a little lecture.
I like it. I would lecture the little shrimp too.
Death Master
Banned
how can a ninja be lazy?
Incognito
Legend
Davydenko: Marat, I'm scared, what shall I do?
Safin: C'mon Nikolay, grow a hair.......I mean a pair!!!
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VoodooBoot
Semi-Pro
That's what I thought at first glance, too, LOL.
Mr.Lob
G.O.A.T.
"What's you mean you were banned from TT again... I told a you stop acting like a MUG!"
Rock Strongo
Legend
Marat: Nikolay, what did the five fingers say to the face?
Antonio Puente
Hall of Fame
If I see you wink at the guy to your right one more time, I will have you deported.
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TobyTopspin
Professional
Marat: I'm telling you that is Dimitry Tursenov (sp, in back ground) and he's checking out when he was banned from Tennis Talk!!!!
estigma2001
Hall of Fame
Marat: For god's sake stop betting like a newbie, we dont need more troubles ok
Davydenko: ok Master.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Marat: FCS, how can Rafa be the GOAT, you've beaten him fifty times ?
Mainad
Bionic Poster
Safin: " It's not ALL about money, Nikolai. Don't forget, GIRLS are important too!"
Forehand Of Doom
Banned
dudeski
Hall of Fame
Marat: I can't believe you think 2011 Djoker would beat my 2005 AO semi version? Have you even seen what I did to Federer in that match? Maybe YOU should have also tried NOT choking against Fed at least ONCE in a slam! Plus if you think Novak is so good why did I destroy him every time we played?!? Seriously, this is what happens when you read that garbage at TT. Stop going there man!
Marat "You're asking me how to attract women and you carry a purse to dinner?"
Forehand Of Doom
Banned
[Davydenko just made a joking reference about Amelie Mauresmo's latest comment on TTW about Safin]
Safin, gesticulating angrily:
"Amelie Mauresmo is wrong, OK? If you say again I'm probably bi I shag your wife!"
SwankPeRFection
Hall of Fame
Marat: Hey, get the hell out of here!!! And take this underdressed guy with you!
Say Chi Sin Lo
G.O.A.T.
Marat: I was the best thing coming out of Russia. And I retired when Federer still owning people at the time, not to mention the likes of Nadal and Djokovic were breathing down my neck. What makes you think you still have chance? See, I quit before it got embarrassing.
Monty Burns:
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Nathaniel_Near
Guest
Option 1: ''Is it a fact or an opinion?'
Option 2: ''How many times are you going to order the same damned menu option?''
Option 3: ''My willy tends to point at this angle.''
Option 2: ''How many times are you going to order the same damned menu option?''
Option 3: ''My willy tends to point at this angle.''
Goosehead
Legend
ksbh
Banned
Marat: You don't know who Sunny Deol is?! Get your a*ss to the nearest movie theatre now, you bald fool!
Goosehead
Legend
lol..just the sort of thing polite people chat about at the dining table..:twisted:..
"and now I must speak about the angle of my willy"..."oh no not again, have another glass of absinthe you sad freak" :neutral:
West Coast Ace
G.O.A.T.
1) You played in a weak era!
or
2)You beat Federer twice? Big deal. I beat Sampras! And had two hotties in my box in Australia.
or
2)You beat Federer twice? Big deal. I beat Sampras! And had two hotties in my box in Australia.
This is going to be tough to beat. Well done.
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Sentinel
Bionic Poster
oh gawd, one more sunny deol joke and i shall jump off Eiffel Tower.Marat: You don't know who Sunny Deol is?! Get your a*ss to the nearest movie theatre now, you bald fool!
vive le beau jeu !
Talk Tennis Guru
don't worry guys, i got him !!!
... now throw the sunnyjokes !
PS: by the way, i don't wanna sound fussy but davy shouldn't put his chopsticks like this in the rice...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_cuisine#Chopsticks
(but i don't think that's why marat is yelling at him !)
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tipsa...don'tlikehim!
Talk Tennis Guru
No vodka on the table, how come ??!!
Chico
Banned
sushi...dontlikeit! Why did you bring me here?
tipsa...don'tlikehim!
Talk Tennis Guru
:lol: :lol: nice one!
ksbh
Banned
Herr Sentinel & VLBJ ... Outstanding! You guys deserve the award for best humor, 2013! Keep it coming!
don't worry guys, i got him !!!
... now throw the sunnyjokes !
PS: by the way, i don't wanna sound fussy but davy shouldn't put his chopsticks like this in the rice...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_cuisine#Chopsticks
(but i don't think that's why marat is yelling at him !)
ksbh
Banned
ROFL X 50,000! I fell off my chair laughing! You're absolutely on the ball, NN! LOL!
BTW, doesn't every excited pecker point at that angle?
BTW, doesn't every excited pecker point at that angle?
THESEXPISTOL
Hall of Fame
Safin said: "JUST RETIRE!"
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Nathaniel_Near
Guest
But ksbh, Safin's is at that angle more often than it isn't.
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Nathaniel_Near
Guest
Haha, Davydenko's expression is like.. ''That's fascinating, please, tell me more..''
Forehand Of Doom
Banned
ROFL X 50,000! I fell off my chair laughing! You're absolutely on the ball, NN! LOL!
BTW, doesn't every excited pecker point at that angle?
What, nobody caught this?
LMFAO. Well done, ksbh.
Regarding Sunny D, I like mine with no pulp (and extra filtered to avoid hair).
tennis_pro
Bionic Poster
Can a photoshop pro do a better version of this?
Sid_Vicious
G.O.A.T.
"I'm done arguing with you. My peak form was the greatest in tennis history. The USO 2000 and AO 2005 highlights are available on youtube if you don't believe me."
ksbh
Banned
NN & FOD ... have you guys considered writing comedy? If you do, I'd like the privilege of having the first autographed book!
What, nobody caught this?
LMFAO. Well done, ksbh.
Regarding Sunny D, I like mine with no pulp (and extra filtered to avoid hair).
NRod2
Rookie
Safin: Prostitutes, Nicky. They were everywhere. In all shapes and sizes. There was even one that was THIS tall. Last night... it was insane!
Davydanko: Go on...
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Nathaniel_Near
Guest
Additionally ''.. if you don't believe me, haven't you read tennis warehouse??? Come on.''
LOL I thought it was V. Putin as well. The guy in the blue shirt with the cell phone looks a little like a brown-haired Boris Becker.
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Deleted member 307496
Guest
Marat: How dare you defy me!
Nikolay: So about those breadsticks..
West Coast Ace
G.O.A.T.
This thread cannot die.
"Yes, Federer needs a 100 sq in racquet! Are you on crack? I know a guy who knows a guy who works at the airport in Dubai - he saw a big box with 'Wilson' and 'Top Secret' on it."
"Yes, Federer needs a 100 sq in racquet! Are you on crack? I know a guy who knows a guy who works at the airport in Dubai - he saw a big box with 'Wilson' and 'Top Secret' on it."
