Phil said:Oh, man. Susan...it's even worse than I thought. I'm sorry.
Weaknesses:
1. His serve (relatively-speaking)
2. His entourage
(The "omni-lurking, legal-begal-as-albatross-across-the-neck" burden
Nadal must endure on a constant basis--it must take its toll on the poor lad!)
Taken from Edwin Pope's column in the Miami Herald, Thursday, March 31, 2005):
".....in my more than 35 years in the newspaper business, rarely, has this reporter witnessed what took place ..... such a bizzarre scene ..... on the Rickenbacker Causeway yesterday, as onlookers (and this reporter) were treated to the hillarious sight of a middle-aged (presumably an "out-of-towner") woman's antics which involved her chasing after some skinny little kid who looked like a cross between Lou Diamond Phillips and a squinty Ali McGraw (a number of the shocked onlookers identified the braying lad as the young Spanish tennis sensation, Rafel Nadal). As this woman (with nary a shread of dignity) continued her chase of the poor, besieged child, she screamed at the top of her lungs in such shrill, strident tones that only an inebriated Fran Dresher could love: "Raffa, your Enfamil!!! Your forgot to drink your Enfamil!!" while at the same time, the little child (his eyes abaze with abject terror!) cried back to her as he ran dearly for his life:
Vayase!! Dejeme en paz Mrs. Pollo-halcon!! Vayase usted loco mujer!"
("Go away! Leave me alone Mrs. Chickenhawk! Go away you crazy woman!")
This reporter had to duck out of sight at that point, as he literally wet his pants laughing at the proceedings......"
c-2005 Miami Herald (all rights reserved)
No one here is a murderer...
...and no one here is a child molester.
Bertchel Banks said:You should do the link. Go ahead expose the underbelly of the online tennis community..
So you think? I should go ahead and post a new thread of VamosRafael.com, and say "I've been maligned check out this thread, what do you all think?"
Bertchel Banks said:The Americans, as members of the world's premier power, has a sort of innate arrogance. They are irritated with dissenting opinions, and intolerant of differing viewpoints. They live in a world where Ann "Frisk those swarthy men" Coulter is a bestselling author, Bill "I wanna eat you like a meal" O'Reilly is a network star, and George W. Bush's ideas are not only nourished, but come to bear.
I've lost my point. I suggest you make the link. As multilinguists, they are more endowed to handle the opinion of someone with a different perspective. As multilinguists, they should feel less intimidated and less defensive just because you say out loud a name or two from your little black book.
VamosRafa said:I want to clarify I was kidding when I said I'd link this post to the VamosRafael.com website. The last thing we would need is a bunch of bi-lingual teenagers jumping in here. They are very sweet, of course, but they wouldn't have a clue about the discussion.
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VamosRafa said:So you think? I should go ahead and post a new thread of VamosRafael.com, and say "I've been maligned check out this thread, what do you all think?"
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VamosRafa said:Hey, we get 3000 to 5000 hits a day, in English. And twice on Sundays, when Roger is involved. *lol* And even more on the Spanish side.
I don't want to play that card, as I think it's under-handed, so to speak.
VamosRafa said:But that if that doesn't work out, no worries. I will indeed make my unhappiness known. But at the moment I have no complaints re Barcelona posts. I am not making a link, but it's something I will indeed consider if future Dedans "creative" posts pop up.
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Bertchel Banks said:The Americans, as members of the world's premier power, has a sort of innate arrogance. They are irritated with dissenting opinions, and intolerant of differing viewpoints. They live in a world where Ann "Frisk those swarthy men" Coulter is a bestselling author, Bill "I wanna eat you like a meal" O'Reilly is a network star, and George W. Bush's ideas are not only nourished, but come to bear.
I've lost my point. I suggest you make the link. As multilinguists, they are more endowed to handle the opinion of someone with a different perspective. As multilinguists, they should feel less intimidated and less defensive just because you say out loud a name or two from your little black book.
Stick to something more in your depth, like Agassi's forehand. Leave other, more heady issues, to people who know what they're talking about.
You never HAD a point to make.
Why would a "multilinguist" be any more tolerant of other opinions than a monolinguist? Does that mean that the various cultures of, say, Europe all get along just swell, and are mutually supporting of each other's opinion? I guess the events of the last century prove THAT to be true, eh?
Datacipher said:Go ahead, Susan, SPAM the forum with as you say a bunch of teenagers who don't have a clue. I'm tired of hearing this threat from you. You've said it many times, like we're all supposed to tremble in fear. Unleash your minions, show us the intellectual power of your followers. Another bottom feeding, disgusting, empty threat.
Bertchel Banks said:Whatever disagreements the Europeans may have had, they seem to be taking steps in the direction of tolerance...the EU. This, IMO, is proof that they are more tolerant, due to studying the language and culture of their neighbors.
The Americans, otoh, exaults Ann "Nuke the French" Coulter, but is enraged by a French bestseller claiming the 9/11 attacks may have been a government hoax. They accuse the French of insensitivity, turns around and give their leader free reign to stomp/crush/butcher innocent foreigners who weren't hip to "The American Way."
VamosRafa said:Unlike you, who has no creativity that I'm aware of. *
Datacipher said:What a comeback! You got me Susan, it's such a good zinger because it hits so close to home. Indeed you must have studied my posts for some time with your insightful mind. .
Datacipher said:What a comeback! You got me Susan, it's such a good zinger because it hits so close to home. Indeed you must have studied my posts for some time with your insightful mind.
I have to confess I rip you with facts and logic only because a few years ago I was diagnosed with creative impairment syndrome. That's the real source of my JEALOUSY towards you, I mean you haven't shown an ounce on insight or creativity in your writing, but I could never even hope to experience such a fantastically delusional relationship with a teen pro player as you have. Nor, could I possibly view myself with the same grandiose self image disorder you enjoy.
There is hope though, I have sent away for that "Believe in your own invalidated greatness" kit you recommended, the one with intro by Anna Kournikova.
Everyone's "side of the story" should start from the begining. So, let's go back to the begining:VamosRafa said:I'll let the "tennis experts" here explain that to you.
You gonna post that on your website?VamosRafa said:I'll let the "tennis experts" here explain that to you.
VamosRafa said:....I leave that to the "tennis experts" to explain it to you."
VamosRafa said:Oh, man, talk about easy pickings. They are here.
I don't worry about jealousy. I started the Nadal site in June 2003. I knew then that he would be worth my efforts to learn html and ftp and such. And I learned it, and had my husband teach me some things about web design.
Can you say the same?
I'm sorry, Daticipher, but I didn't catch the URL of the website you do for a player. Please let me know what it is. I will check it out.
In May 2003, I was still doing the site for Roddick. Things went a bit south there, and I just knew for some reason I had to do a Nadal site. It wasn't even an option, in my view; I just knew it was something I had to do. I haven't looked back.
And if you can't do that, please let us know why Kournikova is relevant to today's Tour? You raised it, and I didn't understand it. Is she scheduled to play Roma????
Dedans Penthouse said:hell, I thought the absurd humor wouldn't be lost on you. Seriously, who in their right mind would even picture you chasing Rafal Nadal? Certainly not me Susan.
So, for the record:
Edwin Pope, columnists for the Miami Herald did NOT actually report the rediculous (and hillarious!) sight of Susan chasing a terrified Rafal Nadal down the Rickenbacker Causeway during the tournament held at Crandon Park. Now, where was I? Oh yeah.....
VamosRafa said:But I have come under fire here for doing the website for Rafa. So it is a sore spot with me when people question my motives. And the jackass and hag references didn't help any.
VamosRafa said:Daticipher has said outright that he has info that Rafa wants nothing to do with me (I think I know the source of that info),
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Phil said:Susan - FAR BE IT for me to step between your discussion with Dedans, but one statement you made, in particular, seemed to jump off the page.
You HAVE NOT "come under fire for doing the website for Rafa." I cannot, ever, remember ANYONE criticizing you for your website per se. Oh, sure, possibly your shameless p!mping of the site was commented on, but not the contents of the site itself or the fact that you are behind it. In fact, you've received a lot of positive comments from other posters.
Now in your PREVIOUS version of your post, before you, as usual, attempted to change history and edited it, you had "etc., etc" right after this sentence, as in: "I have come under fire for doing the website for Rafa, etc., etc.
It's the etc. for which you've come "under fire". And boy, that little Latin doodlywink encompasses quite a lot: The snide, condescending little remarks like "tennis experts", your attempt at blackmailing a fellow poster into silence for merely expressing an OPINION, the endless name dropping of no-name tennis "luminaries", the claims at having an inside track on the tennis world (which is probably delusional), etc., ETC.
Although, as I said, people might question your p!mping of your site, or even your motivations for doing so, no one-that I've seen-begrudges you for doing it. Yet again, you've missed the point as to why you are being cyber biatch slapped like a Raggedy Ann doll...it's YOU.
Datacipher said:When was that Susan? Please quote, unless you are lying again.
Originally Posted by Datacipher
I said long ago Susan, that I would try not to hold you against Nadal. No sense in holding a rabid fan with a creepy obsession against a player whom from what I have heard wants nothing to do with that fan.
Vamosrafa: FYI, I've been working a lot lately with María Jesús Urra, the webmaster for http://www.feliciano-lopez.com, Feli's official website. Feli and Rafa and are good friends, and were doubles partners in Miami. Our sites are affiliates.
In Miami, I sent her photos of Feli and match reports. She has done the same about Nadal in Valencia. She got some great photos, IMO.
She gave him my regards, and sent this to me today:
I gave him regards from "Susan from your your web site", and he said me "Oh, thanks! I know her personally, she is a very good person and she makes a very good work with my sport life and the web site is terrific!"
VamosRafa said:But so what if I'm a cyber biatch? You are a cyber bas!****. We both get slapped around a lot. But we do are share of slapping as well.
And I think we're like those Timex watches, we keep on ticking. And expect we'll keep on ticking until we choose to do otherwise.
Phil said:Sue, Sue...I did not call you a cyber biat-ch...those are your words. I DID say that you got cyber biat-ch slapped like a Raggedy Ann doll. Big difference! These, counsellor, are the facts that I submit to you.
VamosRafa said:Originally Posted by Datacipher
I said long ago Susan, that I would try not to hold you against Nadal. No sense in holding a rabid fan with a creepy obsession against a player whom from what I have heard wants nothing to do with that fan.
Datacipher said:I stand by every word of that quote 100%. I'll say it again! Nadal is a fine young player, I wouldn't hold YOU and your behavior against him! You aren't him, you have no meaningful relationship with him. However, you'll notice that your relationship with Nadal is only mentioned by me in passing here, framing the point of my statement. Which in fact I was only compelled to say, because you once again accused me of being anti-Nadal. If in fact you were his representative, then indeed, I would hold you against him.
I have always held back in this area. Gossip is your stock-in-trade, not mine.
Datacipher said:I stand by every word of that quote 100%. I'll say it again! Nadal is a fine young player, I wouldn't hold YOU and your behavior against him! You aren't him, you have no meaningful relationship with him. However, you'll notice that your relationship with Nadal is only mentioned by me in passing here, framing the point of my statement. Which in fact I was only compelled to say, because you once again accused me of being anti-Nadal. If in fact you were his representative, then indeed, I would hold you against him.
I have always held back in this area. Gossip is your stock-in-trade, not mine.
Datacipher said:ROFL! It's not even the same identical post Susan! Cmon sleep it off.....
Susan, I asked you to POST my quote! You did, that is terrific. IT IS THE 1ST time in all the false statements you have attributed to me, that I challenged you to quote that you have actually quoted. SO NOW I know what statement you're talking about and again, I STAND BY IT.
Let me just now mention.....Nadal is a fine young player, I wouldn't hold YOU and your behavior against him! You aren't him, you have no meaningful relationship with him.
Oh and let me add you are "a rabid fan with a creepy obsession against a player whom from what I have heard wants nothing to do with that fan."
Goodnight. Datacipher has left the building! You've been a great mark.
Except re Dedans, because my post was sincerely directed to him. And perhaps we should let him review it and give us his take. I do think I may have misjudged him, and that's the only reason I posted back in this thread.
VamosRafa said:except re Dedans, because my post was sincerely directed to him. And perhaps we should let him review it and give us his take. I do thinkI may have misjudged him and that is the only reason I posted back in this thread.
Dedans Penthouse said:I will say this (don't get ticked off at me Sue, this is not meant to be provocative or directed "indirectly" at you....just a knucklehead giving props to a pair of "master" knuckleheads--i.e. "knuckehead" is meant endearingly): Phil and Datacipher, you two absolutely destroy me. "Creative Impairment Syndrome?" Susan, Phil and Datacipher.....thanks (sincerely).
Fee said:Me? What did I do? Shouldn't I be sucking up to you? After seeing all that computer programming knowledge in your previous post, I may try to put you to work....
VamosRafa said:Dedans, gracias para su respuesta amable. Yo lo aprecio mucho. Muchos besos a usted. Perdone por favor mi español pobre, pero quise evitar el "la galería de maní." Este mensaje es para usted sólo.
Datacipher said:LOL, yes the rest of us peanuts no understand poor spanish. That too sophisticated! Do you know more HTML or spanish?
Datacipher said:You make me feel like Dancin' and you make this a more pleasant and interesting place.
Fee said:Aww shucks, thanks. Be careful, if Rabbit sees that, he might get upset. I think he's the only one whose allowed to 'flirt' with me on this board (and that reference goes waaaaaaayyy back, to a thread that I think has since disappeared).
Merci beaucoup
Yeah, please add them. It's not the same without them.VamosRafa said:Dedans did add a few besos at the end, but I chose not to post them.
You can add them if you wish.
VamosRafa said:And if your husband is anything like mine, he wouldn't like it either. But kudos to you that you get flirted with. My flirting days are behind me, sad to say. I'm definitely jealous about you on that score. And I'm not saying that in a derogatory fashion at all. I mean it as a compliment here.