Djokovic visits "energy pyramids" I can't come up with this stuff
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Pmasterfunk
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I wonder if in hundreds of years, the pyramid of energy equivalent will be some guy who unearthed a volume of Naruto and starts talking about a lost civilization built with chakra.
And then some athlete is gonna be like "releasing the four finger seal has improved my reaction time"
the green god
Professional
Rumor has it Novak will be making a secret trip to the U.S. next week.
Russeljones
Talk Tennis Guru
At least he brings us some entertainment outside the court. What a loonie.
don't expect bunch of closed minded haters to understand that.Tunnels have extremely high level of negative ionization. Maybe read a bit about it before posting?
Negative Ions Create Positive Vibes
There's something in the air that just may boost your mood -- get a whiff of negative ions.www.webmd.com
Bender
G.O.A.T.
Nah, he's been on TTW and is really trying to live up to @MichaelNadal 's "Imhotep" nickname
Here he is hoovering up the Rome title this year after visiting the pyramids:
It's either that or he's trying to insinuate he's a member of the Illuminati / ilerminaty
After all, the ilerminaty put gluten in Novak's bread making him weak:
But ever since DjoVinci became king of the ilerminaty people have been able to live without eating, with people in hot countries even gaining weight from photosynthesis:
Here he is hoovering up the Rome title this year after visiting the pyramids:
It's either that or he's trying to insinuate he's a member of the Illuminati / ilerminaty
After all, the ilerminaty put gluten in Novak's bread making him weak:
But ever since DjoVinci became king of the ilerminaty people have been able to live without eating, with people in hot countries even gaining weight from photosynthesis:
SinneGOAT
Hall of Fame
Djokovic made a deal with the Illuminati to gain the ultimate power of gluten free and eating like an herbivore dinosaur, common knowledge.Nah, he's been on TTW and is really trying to live up to @MichaelNadal 's "Imhotep" nickname
Here he is hoovering up the Rome title this year after visiting the pyramids:
It's either that or he's trying to insinuate he's a member of the Illuminati / ilerminaty
After all, the ilerminaty put gluten in Novak's bread making him weak:
But ever since DjoVinci became king of the ilerminaty people have been able to live without eating, with people in hot countries even gaining weight from photosynthesis:
Digital Atheist
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There are conflicting viewpoints, and in truth not a lot of scientific data, but there is definitely some evidence to suggest this isn't total quackery. Now, if he started wearing one of those wrist bands, that'd be a different story.
Do Negative Ions Affect People? If So, How?
Here's what research has found about the positive affects of negative ions: what they can and can't do and what is likely the best way to make sure you get a good dose if you want them.
www.healthline.com
Negative Ion Therapy: The Truth About Negative Ions | Are Negative Ion Products Quackery?
Thousands of products claim to produce negative ions under the premise they are a healthful addition to the environment. The truth about negative ions is ...
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I think the answer given in the below does a good job of balancing things:
I must've missed it. What is this pseudoscientific terror you speak of?
Edit: It didn't even occur to me you were referring to the pandemic!
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Slowtwitcher
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Imagine thinking the pandemic is a hoax and "energy tunnels" are real... that's straight up mental illness.
Tennis_Hands
Banned
There are conflicting viewpoints, and in truth not a lot of scientific data, but there is definitely some evidence to suggest this isn't total quackery. Now, if he started wearing one of those wrist bands, that'd be a different story.
Do Negative Ions Affect People? If So, How?
Here's what research has found about the positive affects of negative ions: what they can and can't do and what is likely the best way to make sure you get a good dose if you want them.
Negative Ion Therapy: The Truth About Negative Ions | Are Negative Ion Products Quackery?
Thousands of products claim to produce negative ions under the premise they are a healthful addition to the environment. The truth about negative ions is ...
I think the answer given in the below does a good job of balancing things:
I must've missed it. What is this pseudoscientific terror you speak of?
I wonder if Novak will find that to be sufficient without the "normal" sources of "positive energy"?
You know, like, excellent health, good family, dedicated life, money and so on.
Or is that a "positive energy" when one is so bored and looks for impossible answers?
or being more informed and open minded to possibilities.
Slowtwitcher
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I'm open minded to you perhaps not being a complete idiot. I think that's pretty open minded of me... you might disagree.
Digital Atheist
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Highly unlikely!
Digital Atheist
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Negative ions are real, that part is not up for debate. Their effect from waterfalls and other natural phenomena is debatable but imo not nearly as controversial as an anti-vaccination stance. It is also not nearly as harmful, even if it turns out the research is faulty.
Tennis_Hands
Banned
How does he even know that "it" works, if he cannot separate the main sources from the BS?
Digital Atheist
Hall of Fame
Currently I don't think anyone can claim to know, but he believes it. I wouldn't be surprised if that was helpful in getting his head right after the RG slaughter, and surely that's the point?How does he even know that "it" works, if he cannot separate the main sources from the BS?
Tennis_Hands
Banned
and what does this have anything to do with religion?
Fedinkum
Legend
No! Is a trap!!!"I would invite all athletes to come here to spend time in the tunnels, which are very beneficial for the increase of oxygen in the lungs"
Just embarrassing...
Born_to_slice
Legend
Holy pandemic and the middle age measures for stopping it.
Cortana
Legend
It's basically the same thing. You believe in things that aren't real or can't be proven by science.
Nadal_Django
Legend
Wait, the guy literally had a Magnet guru in his team for the whole of 2011, but people are shocked just now in 2020 about some of the Djokovic's alternative believes. Lol
I don’t understand this. First of all I think all 3 of them are generally competitors who want to be at the top badly, as long as it’s within the rules. And I don’t see what should NOT be likeable about that attitude. On the contrary, if someone wouldn’t care, I would see no sense in watching (like Kyrgios for example).
But out of those 3 Djokovic is the one who is often distracted by something and then doesn’t care for a while befure turning into a warrior again. So I would say if one out of those 3 doesn’t care about being GOAT all the time, then it’s Djokovic. Some rather small discussions and topics can mean the world to him for a short time (even while being on court) and winning the match becomes secondary.
Digital Atheist
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That was good! NZ has been lucky I guess (not withstanding the obvious economic impact).
Digital Atheist
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Then I would say he is improving, because at least there is some evidence to support the waterfall benefits (although the oxygen claim could certainly be contested). Every top athlete has to have true belief, and if this gets him there then I think it's almost genius in its simplicity!Wait, the guy literally had a Magnet guru in his team for the whole of 2011, but people are shocked just now in 2020 about some of the Djokovic's alternative believes. Lol
Born_to_slice
Legend
Are you saying that negative ionization isn't real? That it can't be measured by scientific methods? You know that you can buy air ionizer devices for your home for decades, right?
Air ioniser - Wikipedia
Karma Tennis
Legend
It's 2020, people are supposed to be a little better educated than in the past. Yet some here are demonstrating neanderthal levels of intellect - and I apologise to all the Neanderthals reading this.
Tennis is primarily a Mental Game. At the highest level, the person with the better mental prowess on the day usually wins the match.
Each player does what he does because they think it will enhance their mental game. Who are you or I to argue that is wrong? In any case Novak's regime is actually backed up by Science so belaboring the point is a waste of time.
To those who are critical of Novak's actions here ... Please explain to me how they are any different to Rafa saying the emotional support he receives from his family helps him to win?
One thing for sure afaic ... going forward in life and in tennis ... those with Open Minds are going to succeed a lot more easily than those without.
Tennis is primarily a Mental Game. At the highest level, the person with the better mental prowess on the day usually wins the match.
Each player does what he does because they think it will enhance their mental game. Who are you or I to argue that is wrong? In any case Novak's regime is actually backed up by Science so belaboring the point is a waste of time.
To those who are critical of Novak's actions here ... Please explain to me how they are any different to Rafa saying the emotional support he receives from his family helps him to win?
One thing for sure afaic ... going forward in life and in tennis ... those with Open Minds are going to succeed a lot more easily than those without.
ForehandCross
G.O.A.T.
No imagine thinking that governments have deliberately imposed industrial and business restrictions effectively effing their economy over for like half a decade and risking utter Ill will of the people (before some elections even) by imposing restrictions just to curb freedom(which they already do a lot) .
MichaelNadal
Bionic Poster
just because you don't fully understand it doesn't mean its not real
TJfederer16
Hall of Fame
He needs a word with this guy to set him straight
Tennis_Hands
Banned
Has Djoke already explained it (not that he believes it, that doesn't need any explanation)?
Tennease
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Pmasterfunk
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Pmasterfunk
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I actually don't know about the magnet guru. Who was it?Wait, the guy literally had a Magnet guru in his team for the whole of 2011, but people are shocked just now in 2020 about some of the Djokovic's alternative believes. Lol
Backspin1183
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MeatTornado
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You don't need oxygen tunnels.
Just pop in a few Lindt chocolates once in a while or go fishing.
Born_to_slice
Legend
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Zetty
Hall of Fame
Seriously, what happened to this dude, I can't wait to hear the tell all book from Vadja or the inside scoop from Agassi years and years from now when he was on the team.
BeatlesFan
Bionic Poster
Djokovic fans endlessly post that Fed is a weak era, untalented mug. They’re obviously experts on what it takes to be a top player and win 20 slams.
GabeT
G.O.A.T.
Not all Djokovic fans
BillKid
Hall of Fame
Actually he is like a lot of people into alternative medicine, pseudoscience, anti vaccine etc...
Pmasterfunk
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I mean, I can understand the Pepe Imaz stuff on some level, Novak was probably feeling down and some guy comes in with a message that fits a void that winning matches and tournaments doesn't fill. The "long hugs" are cringey, but I don't see something particularly nefarious about it.
But all you need to do to debunk the pyramid stuff is one Google search, and you can see that it's just a business scam.
BillKid
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Rebel-I.N.S
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This be my favourite ever (non MuryGOAT-related) post on this forum.
