favorite quotes of all-time (Dumb quotes)

[UW_Husky88]

"Too many ob-gyn's aren't able to practice their love with women across this country."
-George W Bush

 

[AznRamenDude]

"Save a tree, eat a beaver"

 

[Tempest344]

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them" this one might belong to Bush..can't remember

 

[Joeyg]

Pretty much anything our very own physcian, Dr. Fedace, says.

 

[The Victor]

I like a lot of quotes from TV Shows, like Family Guy, Friends, Scrubs and such.

"I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total b*tch!" - Stewie, Family Guy

 

[TheShaun]

Quote of the day (from a trader): "This is worse than a divorce. I've
lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."

 

[9000tennis]

A couple from High Fidelity:

-"Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have sh*t for brains."

- "What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"

 

[2ndserve642]

If u do whatever you want everything will come out okay - Peter Grffin

 

[2ndserve642]

I'm so horny thats okay my will is good - Nirvana

 

[Oui c'est moi.]

Pretty much anything our very own physcian, Dr. Fedace, says.

Zing!!

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[vbranis]

-"Surely you can't be serious."
-"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

Classic.:lol:

 

[YULitle]

"You know how ducks fly in a V?"
"yeah"
"You know why one side is longer than the other?"
"why?"
"There's more ducks on that side"

(my grandfather's brand of clown G-rated humor)

 

[dParis]

"I would rather die peacefully, in my sleep like my grandfather rather than screaming and crying like his passengers."

 

[SlapShot]

They've got a saying in Tennessee.....well, they have it in Texas, and I'm sure that they have it in Tennessee. It goes, fool me once, well....shame on you. Fool me twice - well, I'm not gonna get fooled again. Heh-heh.