I want to be EXACTLY like FEDERER

C Ni K

New User
Can someone tell me what i need to have to be like federer, in terms of look? I mean the full range...

from clothes, to shoes, underwear, hairbad, racket, casual clothes, tooth paste, travel bag, watch... etc etc.. everything...
 

James Brown

Semi-Pro
clothes would be nike. the new nike polos for matches and casual would be the baseball style nike t shirts. regular shorts. shoes would be vapor s2 for matches and air zoom vapors for casual (red). couldnt tell you the underwear. hair = long and ponytail with a white tie. something painted like a n code...just get an n code for the racket. tooth paste? i assume crest lol. Travel bag would be the new wilson tour bag (black/white) and a spare nike bag. Watch would be maurice lacroix. I'd go with the tiago (thats the one i got).

Yes, i pretty much have these exact same things..i realize that its pretty sad :> (my hair hasnt grown all the way yet :>)
 

Feña14

G.O.A.T.
Don't forget the Jockstrap in the style of the Swiss flag. Erm.... At least thats what I hear he wears :oops:
 
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Frodo Baggins

Semi-Pro
If you wanna look like fed -try MTV makeover waanna look like famous person. :lol: Other wise KEEP DREAMING... :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

gmlasam

Hall of Fame
C Ni K said:
Can someone tell me what i need to have to be like federer, in terms of look? I mean the full range...

from clothes, to shoes, underwear, hairbad, racket, casual clothes, tooth paste, travel bag, watch... etc etc.. everything...
There is a rumor that Federer wears is lucky thongs at every grand slam event.
 

Defcon

Hall of Fame
For a moment I thought you wanted to play like Fed, then I realized all you want to do is just look like him :)

That is certainly an easier goal, and maybe you will strike fear into the heart of your opponents and when they see you walk out and they will run away screaming in terror, rather than start playing and expose you for the fraud you are :D :D
 

pound cat

G.O.A.T.
Step 3 plastic surgery. Especially rhinoplasty

Step 4- while recovering from surgery. Couses in Animal care - cattle, and music, Alpenhorn.
 

@wright

Hall of Fame
Step 5- Make sure you are really skinny(upper body), and have a little bit of a gut. Have semi-muscular legs.
Step 6- Dress grungy sometimes, hip casual other times, never sporty in casual situations.
Step 7- Get a big honker(nose).
 

VamosRafa

Hall of Fame
:lol:

A friend of mine calls Fed the Monet-man. He looks good from a distance, but he doesn't look the same up close. :wink:
 

federer2

New User
Roger is very sexy......the artistry and finesse he displays on court.....I wouldn't mind him handling me with such finesse :wink:
 

Defcon

Hall of Fame
And don't forget to beg Wilson for a PS 85 that looks like a PS 90 that looks like a ncode six one that looks like <insert model here> equipped with a custom super duper instantly switchable paintjob.

That is what will truly separate you from all the other Federer wannabes :D

p.s. buy a truckload of used sweaty Nike wristbands on **** to throw into the crowd after each match !
 

pound cat

G.O.A.T.
Are you satisfied with what you look like right now? If not, get that sorted out and then see if you still want look like Federer. It wouldn't be most people's first choice LOL
 

PureCarlosMoyaDrive

Professional
Are you a pimp? If not, stop now.

Then get the nike bandana and some nike clothes, and some vapors, and you are golden. Then get a Tour 90 to look like the old Federer with the cooler racquet.
 

PJVA

Rookie
I think you should post this question his website, and also review his photo gallary.

Someone said you should grow your hair out like a girl.....but that person was just jealous. Hass is the one wearing his hair like a girl. Federer's ponytail is quite classic....rather like a pirate. I think he has his hair just right and it's basically the latest thing in style for sexy male tennis stars. The backwards cap has come to look dorky and juvenile.
 

Chanchai

Semi-Pro
I personally like the backwards cap, but I have to admit it looks dorky and juvenile on Navatilova :p

BTW... ARRRRRR~!!!!
 

The Ripper

Semi-Pro
If you are going to look like Federer, you better be able to at least come somewhere within a few light years of being able to play tennis like Federer. Let's see, a light year. The distance light travels in a year at 186,000 miles per second - that's a loooonnnngggg way. Better just get the racket!!! 8) That's what I did!!! :roll:
 

PJVA

Rookie
VamosRafa said:
:lol:

A friend of mine calls Fed the Monet-man. He looks good from a distance, but he doesn't look the same up close. :wink:

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I think he looks very sexy with smoldering dark eyes when he is getting ready to serve or when he is ready to receive serve. He doesn't look good in every photo that's true.....but he can look very sexy when those intense dark eyes and brows. I think it's a matter of if he smiles just right....not too big.
 

wcr

New User
"There is a rumor that Federer wears is lucky thongs at every grand slam event."

I've seen Roger at multiple tournaments 2-3 rows from the court. It appears that he wears "whitie tighties."
 

wcr

New User
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I think he looks very sexy with smoldering dark eyes when he is getting ready to serve or when he is ready to receive serve. He doesn't look good in every photo that's true.....but he can look very sexy when those intense dark eyes and brows. I think it's a matter of if he smiles just right....not too big."

You and the teenage population of Europe. Even a few ladies into their 30s and 40s were going gaga over him in Switzerland.
 

wcr

New User
"Roger is very sexy......the artistry and finesse he displays on court.....I wouldn't mind him handling me with such finesse."

His pals from playing the juniors in Switzerland claim that he is a nice a man as his game is beautiful. What you see is what you get, through and through.
 

PJVA

Rookie
wcr said:
"Roger is very sexy......the artistry and finesse he displays on court.....I wouldn't mind him handling me with such finesse."

His pals from playing the juniors in Switzerland claim that he is a nice a man as his game is beautiful. What you see is what you get, through and through.

When I see him play I think he has the serious intense gaze of a tango dancer. I think if more women got the chance to see him play he would be quite the rage in the US. Instead they keep pedaling ferret faced Roddick.
 

rhubarb

Hall of Fame
wcr said:
You and the teenage population of Europe. Even a few ladies into their 30s and 40s were going gaga over him in Switzerland.

It's not only limited to Switzerland, believe me. And before you wonder, it's not a case of wanting to mother him!
 

pound cat

G.O.A.T.
BTW, C Ni K, I forgot to ask. Are you male or female??? If the latter, then the discussion would have been quite different, IMO. ROTFL
 

wcr

New User
rhubarb: "It's not only limited to Switzerland, believe me. And before you wonder, it's not a case of wanting to mother him."

LOL. Glad you clarified that point for us all.
 
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