Let’s hook up some players

[I Am Finnish]

Nadal and Bernandes

Savage

 

[Standaa]

that's one of the weirder things on the internet

up there with nadal's "I sincerely welcome you to this means of communication" to Ivanovic

lucky for Nadal he's a famous professional tennis player otherwise he'd have such a hard time getting girls with that game

 

[Sysyphus]

lucky for Nadal he's a famous professional tennis player otherwise he'd have such a hard time getting girls with that game

hello chiquita, do you want to come back to my apartment and participate in mating rituals?

 

[I Am Finnish]

Nadal & Berdych

 

[Standaa]

Nadal & Berdych

lmao

 

[Username_]

sampras and steffi

 

[Swingmaster]

Azarenka and Thiem

aka

''The Bottom Express.''

Please explain if you get the chance.

 

[Swingmaster]

Ostapenko and Gulbis. Sorry Sevastova.

 

[USO]

Roger and Mirka.

 

[skaj]

Davenport and Rochus.

 

[Deleted member 22147]

Nadal and Rosol, with Rosol dominating him like he did on the court in 2012. SPANK!

 

[N01E]

Radek and WTA

 

[USO]

Radek and WTA

Also Tomic and WTA.

 

[ericarnett88]

..

 

[Lleytonstation]

She has a child. A man raising another man’s child is called something that rhymes with duck.

A muck? Out of luck?

 

[Swingmaster]

Roger and Mirka.

They played with the same type of racket? Guess it was meant to be.

 

[Swingmaster]

A muck? Out of luck?

Tuck. Just gotta tuck in the kid first. Bit of a mood killer but no big deal.

 

[skaj]

Radek and WTA

That already happened.

 

[skaj]

Monfils and Dimitrov. It's about time.

 

[skaj]

Also, Hingis and Sampras so they can produce the future GOAT. Their offspring would have Pete's serve, forehand, net game, athleticism and clutch, Martina's backhand, return, lob, footwork and brains.

 

[Krish872007]

hello chiquita, do you want to come back to my apartment and participate in mating rituals?

I almost dislocated my jaw from laughing so hard

 

[beltsman]

Safina and Sock

 

[Swingmaster]

Also, Hingis and Sampras so they can produce the future GOAT. Their offspring would have Pete's serve, forehand, net game, athleticism and clutch, Martina's backhand, return, lob, footwork and brains.

I like it but there’d be potential for some mental instability from the Hingis genes. Would you take a Sampras/Hingis child over, say, a Federer/Williams child?

 

[skaj]

I like it but there’d be potential for some mental instability from the Hingis genes. Would you take a Sampras/Hingis child over, say, a Federer/Williams child?

The mentality will come from the father's side.

Williams-Federer would be a good one too but Sampras-Hingis would be prettier, so edge to them

 

[Beckerserve]

Azarenka and Dimitrov. Get together.

Nick and Diegos GF. She needs someone taller. If Nick unavailable i volunteer as a stand in

 

[Legend of Borg]

Azarenka and Dimitrov. Get together.

isn't she coming off a bad breakup? AND she has a kid?

dunno if Grigolo could handle the drama

 

[Swingmaster]

isn't she coming off a bad breakup? AND she has a kid?

dunno if Grigolo could handle the drama

But he’s going bald, so he might be wise to settle down.

 

[Swingmaster]

The mentality will come from the father's side.

Williams-Federer would be a good one too but Sampras-Hingis would be prettier, so edge to them

How bout a Stan and Clijsters kid? Could be a heavy hitter.

 

[Ash Tennis]

Name a better pair than Federer and Nadal.

I honestly can’t.

 

[skaj]

How bout a Stan and Clijsters kid? Could be a heavy hitter.

She/he would miss an elite serve. Perhaps Henin and Karlovic His size and serve, hers everything else

 

[skaj]

Nadal & Berdych

Also Simon-Djokovic. Less attractive, I know, but equally strong chemistry.

 

[Aussie Darcy]

Azarenka and Thiem

aka

''The Bottom Express.''

Just spat out my drink, thank you

 

[Born_to_slice]

Nadal & Berdych

Let's go back in time when Berdych had a spine:

isn't she coming off a bad breakup? AND she has a kid?

dunno if Grigolo could handle the drama

He dresses like a clown so kid will love him.

 

[Aussie Darcy]

Pics or it did not happen. I don’t think Muguruza is into guys. At least not now.

Heard them rumours too but same could be said about Dimitrov as well as Thiem. Nicole Scherzinger (Dimitrov's ex) is known to beard for many professional athletes, I mean Thomas Evans? Come on Nicole. And then there's Dominic Thiem and Rico as well as Dennis Novak.

 

[Aussie Darcy]

Starting to feel guilty, so I’ll just quickly find Struff a partner and be done with it. Struff, your partner is...Kenin.

Struff has a baby and baby mama to the best of my knowledge.

 

[Aussie Darcy]

I’m on board also, due to the refreshing strangeness of it.

Some super sleuth tried to compare insta posts and such

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1282308606847852545

https://au.sports.yahoo.com/tennis-news-garbina-muguruza-stan-wawrinka-rumours-214743194.html

 

[Aussie Darcy]

Roger and Mirka.

Ah yes one of the OG tennis hookups, I mean Vaidosova and Stepanek are up there and of course Graf and Agassi. But Mirka/Federer. Sweet,