Life after Srsh Thread

[JoelDali]

The Sureshs™ is the primary internet player. He meets all challengers with controlled aggression and grinds through to victory with relative ease. He is a high-speed, low-resistance player of the highest order.

The Spray(TM) is real.

 

[guanzishou]

No
(the Bolivian city shown in the map is where I live)

I knew I'd be a good detective. I was going by instinct that you live in Santa Cruz de la Sierra.

 

[guanzishou]

I interrupt this thread to deliver breaking news.

This weekend, upon my visit to Sureshs’s home club in San Diego, I was gifted two matching Sureshs-autographed custom extended 28” TC100 frames made personally by Paul Angell for the man. They are in mint condition.

I will be erecting a dedicated thread to collect preliminary suggestions for how I should re-purpose these in my racquet lab so that they serve a worthy cause.

Make sure you fumigate them before you do anything.

 

[sureshs]

I interrupt this thread to deliver breaking news.

This weekend, upon my visit to Sureshs’s home club in San Diego, I was gifted two matching Sureshs-autographed custom extended 28” TC100 frames made personally by Paul Angell for the man. They are in mint condition.

I will be erecting a dedicated thread to collect preliminary suggestions for how I should re-purpose these in my racquet lab so that they serve a worthy cause.

I did give him two frames I had which were gathering dust in the garage for his experimentation in his lab. They are identical 28 inch, 100 sq inch, foam-filled frames with RA 72 (Angell custom TC 100s). He said he would eventually convert them into "serve monsters."

They gave me arm pain due to the extended length so I stopped using them long time ago. I also have a nightmarish phobia that a 28-inch frame will make me hit the ground on a swing and shatter my wrist. So I had decided to let go of them a while ago. Usually I donate them to Salvation Army but last time I checked their pickup services were not yet operational after COVID so I would have to drop them off. It was much easier to hand it to travler like organ donation. A Frankenstein's monster will be cobbled together with their parts.

 

[travlerajm]

I knew I'd be a good detective. I was going by instinct that you live in Santa Cruz de la Sierra.

He has graciously hosted me at his home club deep within the Bolivian lowland jungle on multiple occasions.

 

[Azure]

Disgust and Diagrace.

Wow.

Wait.

Sad.

Don’t you want piece full release?

 

[guanzishou]

He has graciously hosted me at his home club deep within the Bolivian lowland jungle on multiple occasions.

Sounds like a beautiful tennis club! Any snake attack in this jungly club?

 

[guanzishou]

Another imaginary Internet?

What does your video game char look like?

I put on some bling tonight (mtx), im a necromancer

tt.tennis-warehouse.com

 

[JoelDali]

I just met the top 4.0 player in the Poonjabbi nation who credits Soureshe with his ascension to the largest tennis ever seen.

 

[Sudacafan]

I knew I'd be a good detective. I was going by instinct that you live in Santa Cruz de la Sierra.

It was not a surprise to me. Kangaroos have supernatural instincts.

And I have already mentioned it a couple of times somewhere here.

 

[guanzishou]

It was not a surprise to me. Kangaroos have supernatural instincts.

And I have already mentioned it a couple of times somewhere here.

I remembered that you found Hewitt's son's name is funny (Cruz). So I think that gave me a clue.

 

[Sudacafan]

I just met the top 4.0 player in the Poonjabbi nation who credits Soureshe with his ascension to the largest tennis ever seen.

Srsh propulsion ascension is breathtaking. I remember those TV broadcasts from Cabo Cañaveral when I was a kid.

 

[Sudacafan]

I remembered that you found Hewitt's son's name is funny (Cruz). So I think that gave me a clue.

I just gave myself away like that. How could I?

 

[guanzishou]

I've never been to South America.... When I have the chance I should visit this wonderful continent

 

[JoelDali]

The Tennis Hall of Fame must consider dedicating an entire wing to the forehand approach shot.

 

[guanzishou]

Pray for California

California governor declares state of emergency over monkeypox outbreak.

California and Illinois declare states of emergency over monkeypox outbreak | CNN

The governors of California and Illinois declared states of emergency to bolster their monkeypox vaccination efforts as the virus spreads nationwide.

www.cnn.com

 

[guanzishou]

I just met the top 4.0 player in the Poonjabbi nation who credits Soureshe with his ascension to the largest tennis ever seen.

Spoiler

 

[donquijote]

He has graciously hosted me at his home club deep within the Bolivian lowland jungle on multiple occasions.

Photos please

 

[donquijote]

Pray for California

California governor declares state of emergency over monkeypox outbreak.

California and Illinois declare states of emergency over monkeypox outbreak | CNN

The governors of California and Illinois declared states of emergency to bolster their monkeypox vaccination efforts as the virus spreads nationwide.

www.cnn.com

Srsh having anonymous relationships?
Or just common thread derailing?

 

[Sudacafan]

The Tennis Hall of Fame must consider dedicating an entire wing to the forehand approach shot.

Have you ever been accused of language assassination and avatar abuse?

 

[guanzishou]

The Tennis Hall of Fame must consider dedicating an entire wing to the forehand approach shot.

The Hall of Famish already dedicated millions of chikin wings to Srsh forkhand approaches.

 

[Deleted member 629564]

More TTW readers should be attracted to this threat.

 

[stringertom]

More TTW readers should be attracted to this threat.

Oh nose! Moist TTW reeders can knot comprehend even plane English. This threat iz above plane English. It iz Euclidean gee om o’tree, knot 1 plus 1 equals Stall #2.

 

[Turbo-87]

More TTW readers should be attracted to this threat.

More people need srsh in their tennis. His tip has guided more people to champion tennis than standard coaching at very reasonable rates.

 

[Sudacafan]

More TTW readers should be attracted to this threat.

They are always attracted. They are very afraid to get in. Understandably.

 

[Sudacafan]

More people need srsh in their tennis. His tip has guided more people to champion tennis than standard coaching at very reasonable rates.

More men and women need Srsh in their tennis.
In their overgrips and dampeners, too. These items will let them feel what Srsh feels.

 

[Sudacafan]

The other day I was watching the Natgeo Channel. Srsh was presented as a force of nature. They could not air the Srsh image (only soundtrack), because of copyright restrictions and technical limitations.

 

[Turbo-87]

When will there be another talent like srsh? This is something we may never see again so it is important to pass on the high backhand volley video so future generations can see what we are witnessing today. These levels had not been seen until srsh established them.

 

[guanzishou]

When will there be another talent like srsh? This is something we may never see again so it is important to pass on the high backhand volley video so future generations can see what we are witnessing today. These levels had not been seen until srsh established them.

A very vocal young Suresh (white shirt) playing against number 2 seed player (red shirt):

 

[JoelDali]

The Fedder retirement opens the door for Srushr to achieve and maintain the path to the Big Slam championship.

 

[guanzishou]

The Fedder retirement opens the door for Srushr to achieve and maintain the path to the Big Slam championship.

 

[Sudacafan]

The Fedder retirement opens the door for Srushr to achieve and maintain the path to the Big Slam championship.

The path is clear, though no eyes can see.

 

[Turbo-87]

The Fedder retirement opens the door for Srushr to achieve and maintain the path to the Big Slam championship.

No one will ever be able to change my mind that srsh is a generational talent at internet tennis. His baud rate far exceeds known values.

 

[donquijote]

No
(the Bolivian city shown in the map is where I live)

Are you on of those cute little Bolivians?
We once had a very nice Bolivian couple as our neighbors. The guy was a former finance minister.

 

[guanzishou]

Are you on of those cute little Bolivians?
We once had a very nice Bolivian couple as our neighbors. The guy was a former finance minister.

Suda is Argentinian, not Bolivian. He's probably as big as Delpo. You don't wanna mess with him.

 

[guanzishou]

The Spray(TM) is real.

What's your name?
Guy 1 : Suresh

And what's your name?

Guy 2 : Suresh

 

[Sentinel]

Suda is Argentinian, not Bolivian. He's probably as big as Delpo. You don't wanna mess with him.

He could also be like Nalby !

 

[guanzishou]

He could also be like Nalby !

That's even more intimidating and menacing.

 

[JoelDali]

The path is clear, though no eyes can see.

I’’m at Starbucks and I told the barista my name is Suresherer. She axed if I’m going to the US Open.

Of course I am.

 

[Sentinel]

I’’m at Starbucks and I told the barista my name is Suresherer. She axed if I’m going to the US Open.

Of course I am.

U.S.S. Suresherer is being deployed to Taiwan. He'll is braking lose.

 

[JoelDali]

U.S.S. Suresherer is being deployed to Taiwan. He'll is braking lose.

Maybe if u welcomed Srsher into your life you would achieve and maintain a long lasting tennis.

 

[Larry Duff]

He could also be like Nalby !

No one failed to live up to their potential more than Nalby. He could have put the PF Changs out of business but failed to even work on his back scratch.

Weak era.

 

[Sentinel]

Maybe if u welcomed Srsher into your life you would achieve and maintain a long lasting tennis.

I keep my visits to stall 2 brief. I don't like spending my day there.

 

[donquijote]

I’’m at Starbucks and I told the barista my name is Suresherer. She axed if I’m going to the US Open.

Of course I am.

Now double personality disorder? smh

 

[JoelDali]

I keep my visits to stall 2 brief. I don't like spending my day there.

All about your obsession with Koreshez poop and doo doo.

Never about the tennis or the Big Slam.

Wow!

 

[Sudacafan]

Are you on of those cute little Bolivians?
We once had a very nice Bolivian couple as our neighbors. The guy was a former finance minister.

Suda is Argentinian, not Bolivian. He's probably as big as Delpo. You don't wanna mess with him.

I am taller than Schwartzman. Be very afraid.

 

[Turbo-87]

I keep my visits to stall 2 brief. I don't like spending my day there.

This is a very important aspect of The Sureshs™ daily ATP training regimen. To be as light on his feet as he is, it takes some work before his vigorous hitting sessions.

 

[Genious at Work]

This is a very important aspect of The Sureshs™ daily ATP training regimen. To be as light on his feet as he is, it takes some work before his vigorous hitting sessions.

In order to stay light on his feet, Sureshs also inhales vast quantities of Helium.

 

[Sentinel]

I am taller than Schwartzman. Be very afraid.

Wow. Diego and Alcazar are the gold standard of height. You must be intimidating.

 

[Sentinel]

In order to stay light on his feet, Sureshs also inhales vast quantities of Helium.

You mean he can't create helium from methane?