MLB 2022 Cohen Tax Edition

[T1000]

Per @spystud request here’s the thread for the new season

AL East - Toronto probably runs away with the division. I think the Yankees and Rays surprise people for different reasons. Yankees finish 2nd and Rays finish 4th. Judge has a monster year in his walk year to propel the Yanks to the first wild card. Sox in 3rd O’s in last.

AL Central - White Sox division to lose. Twins have a good lineup but no pitching. KC is my dark horse playoff team. Tigers and Guardians (gross) aren’t relevant this year

AL West - Mariners win the division you heard it here first. Angels finally make it to the playoffs *ros finish 3rd and miss the playoffs. Rangers and A’s have the same fate as the O’s Tigers snd Guardians

NL East - Braves take it, just too deep. Mets finish second Phillies 3rd marlins 4th gnats 5th

NL Central - Cardinals win it, Tyler O’Neill wins the MVP. Brewers finish second but miss the playoffs. Rest of the division is horrible.

NL West - Dodgers win it Giants and Fathers make the playoffs. Rockies and Diamondbacks get beat up on a lot.

Playoffs - Mets beat the Dodgers and Blue Jays beat the White Sox. Mets beat the Blue Jays behind the best pitching duo since Johnson/Schilling. Showalter finally gets his ring.

 

[spystud]

I think Det will be relevant, at least into September.

 

[spystud]

Good win for @USMC-615’s boys.

 

[Sudacafan]

What’s this got to do with taxes?

 

[spystud]

Strong bullpen effort from Cohen's boys tonight.

 

[T1000]

Kershaw threw seven perfect innings and only had 80 pitches yet Roberts yanks him six outs away from a perfect game. Unbelievable.

 

[spystud]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1515141994070294530

 

[spystud]

Not MLB, but still rather sick.

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[USMC-615]

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Helluva gun!

 

[USMC-615]

Not MLB, but still rather sick.

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@graycrait …check out the gun on this one!

 

[spystud]

And this is some crazy sh*t from college. I'm about 20 minutes east of Weatherford.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1516860888766193664

 

[USMC-615]

And this is some crazy sh*t from college. I'm about 20 minutes east of Weatherford.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1516860888766193664

Can’t believe the boy didn’t touch home plate then get back in the fight…

 

[spystud]

Lowe will never have an easier shot to be immortalized in the record books than this.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1516960162858291200

 

[spystud]

I think Det will be relevant, at least into September.

Well, this certainly ain’t aging well.

Someone said they went 1-30 w/RISP this weekend against Hou.

 

[spystud]

And here we go.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1524240768927518723

 

[spystud]

14 years since the last no-no loss.

 

[spystud]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1527034622265020416

She also broke her eye socket in ‘18 with the Braves.

 

[spystud]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1531430480511438848

 

[spystud]

Perfecto through 7 on MLBN.

 

[spystud]

12 in a row for @USMC-615’s boys, but Ozzie broke his foot.

Braves place Albies on 60-day IL (fractured foot)

The red-hot Atlanta Braves, now on a 12-game winning streak, have placed star second baseman Ozzie Albies on the 60-day injured list with a fractured left foot, the team announced Tuesday.

www.espn.com

 

[spystud]

This ain't good either.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1538604565343268866

 

[spystud]

Hou up 6-3 in bot 9, 7-6 NYY final. Get bent, ‘Stros.

 

[MeatTornado]

 

[spystud]

Just make sure you don’t in the next 3.

 

[spystud]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1541170869388673030

@T1000, you still around?

And a rough loss on SNB for the home team.

 

[MeatTornado]

oh lawd they comin'

 

[spystud]

Still trying to figure what happened to OP. He & @Harry_Wild both disappeared within 3 days of May.

 

[spystud]

Kershaw perfect through 7 on only 71 pitches.

 

[spystud]

Well, I sure shut that down.

 

[Tshooter]

What’s this got to do with taxes?

Cohen paid $2.4 billion for the reliably lousy Mets, lost an estimated $100 million per year during Rona 2020-2021, has the 2nd highest payroll in baseball and is passing it all along to the Mets ticket buyers. The ticket prices seem much higher this year. Though the Mets are in first place. It won’t last. They always stink it up.

 

[stringertom]

The Yankees need to do some lifting; Toronto got 28 in tonight’s visit to Fenway. It took the Yanks two games to get one run less vs the Sad Sox before the AS break.

Should a head or two roll after surrendering 55 runs in three games? Cheatro alum Alex Cora gets my vote for the pink slip but he will figure out how to dodge the axe and make someone else the victim. I would guess pitching coach David Bush will become the patsie for that snake.

 

[Federer and Del Potro]

Hope the Athletics trade to the Yankees helps them in October. Anyone but the Astros. Bamos.

 

[spystud]

Anyone but the Astros.

x 1000.

 

[Federer and Del Potro]

x 1000.

Cant wait for the playoffs, there are so many good teams this year.

 

[spystud]

Judge is so ridiculous right now, just went yack again.


And @USMC-615’s boys locked up Riley for 10/$212M.

 

[spystud]

Boston trades Vazquez & Diekman, then acquires the biggest idiot in the entire sport, Pham. What the #$&*?

 

[USMC-615]

Judge is so ridiculous right now, just went yack again.


And @USMC-615’s boys locked up Riley for 10/$212M.

Hey bro…right about Judge, he’s killin’ it.

Done deal with Riley and good to see.

 

[Federer and Del Potro]

Juan Soto to Padres helps spice up an already beyond spicy playoff picture.

 

[spystud]

Yeah, if Braves don't pass the Mets, 2 out of 3 between SD/Atl could be dirty.

 

[spystud]

This is my favorite baseball tweet of '22.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1555337479636533250

 

[Tshooter]

…Though the Mets are in first place. It won’t last. They always stink it up.

Mets are in first by seven games, bro.

 

[spystud]

^ Yeah, Atl’s last series was only surpassed in ineptitude by the fighting Sotos.

 

[Federer and Del Potro]

The Mets pitching staff is honestly incredible. Is it @metsman 's year?

 

[metsman]

The Mets pitching staff is honestly incredible. Is it @metsman 's year?

If they can stay in one piece (particularly deGrom). But it's cool that a 3 time CYA winner, first ballot HOFer pitching some of the best ball of his life isn't the best pitcher on your team.

 

[spystud]

the biggest idiot in the entire sport, Pham

I stand corrected, we have a new leader.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1558226522833575937

Good for @USMC-615, as that's likely Atl's R1 opponent.

 

[USMC-615]

I stand corrected, we have a new leader.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1558226522833575937

Good for @USMC-615, as that's likely Atl's R1 opponent.

Take all we can get...lol!

 

[spystud]

This is pretty slick.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1559697826992558082

 

[Federer and Del Potro]

Braves winning on and off the field

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1563648669450006529

 

[Tshooter]

Mets are in first by seven games, bro.

1/2 game now.

 

[spystud]

Pitt up 8-4 in bot 9, Judge hits #60, then Giancarlo walks it off with a granny.

Baseball, man.