Not a fun week at work

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
If I had to choose ( assuming pay Is the same) from going to work or being locked into a cage and naked for 7 hours
Guess what I would Easily choose ??

After getting rid of much of the genetically damaged vermin and having normal customers
It seems new hordes are flooding in . I get rid of one and 5 more replace it ..

Monday -big fight with Eastern European guy because he never pays his box and I closed him down

Wed- Some “lady “ from gods know what “sewer pipe “ threw a massive fit and yelled at me because I let a older lady go ahead of her for a quick amazon scan code . She had a notary and I almost lost it . In fact ..if not for my training ( which is the only thing I enjoy ) I would have kicked her out . She says she had a plane to catch ..yet she talked on her cell phone for 10 min after . She was so repulsive and vulgar

And then the non stop insanity of calls from angry people because ups did not deliver their package and I had to turn the phones down
What will Friday bring
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
And my employee who is leaving said he is now staying 6 months and I am like sorry I hired a new guy and next week Is your last week

The new batch is flooding in and I can no longer control the gates of hell
On tues I get a call saying in broken English “ where is my MF package and I tell him to calm the 1800 number and he keeps calling back

The Fake DR of drugs won’t inc my dosage
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
Thurs I was at home all day and went into “ball state “ all day until my late night kick boxing class
I am feeling nervous about tomorrow
 

Raul_SJ

G.O.A.T.
On tues I get a call saying in broken English “ where is my MF package and I tell him to calm the 1800 number and he keeps calling back

There is a tracking number. Every package can be tracked online. It is a wonderful tracking system.
These dunderheads should not be calling the UPS Store about their package.
 

Tennease

Legend
Do something else that you enjoy. As you like Martial arts, maybe you can be a pro martial arts fighter.

Maybe write a blog, write a book about your life, become a YouTube sensation, have a go at America's got talent, be a pro poker player, be a tourist guide for Las Vegas area, etc etc etc. The possibilities are endless.
 

Harry_Wild

G.O.A.T.
And my employee who is leaving said he is now staying 6 months and I am like sorry I hired a new guy and next week Is your last week
Dgold have the employee stay and train the new guy and fill in during max volume times and emergency situations! Why make it hard on yourself? Now you will having 2 employees should help your business operations and free you to do other stuff too!
 
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Soul

Semi-Pro
You need to find a new lines of work soon! If not you'll be going postal someday.

Ever since reading your perils of owning a UPS store writings, I've been nicer to the lady that owns the UPS store near me. She helps me out. She will take my USPS package returns also. That helps me this busy time of year as it could take me 45 minutes fighting traffic to reach the post office. I now make it a point to pick up birthday cards and tape at her store.
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
It’s like I am living in a real world of Beavis and Butthead characters that have come to life to destroy me !!

My weight is down to 152
The lowest since middle school
 

Zara

G.O.A.T.
Why does God hate me ????

Pro fighter ?? No way . I am only a hobbyist

God doesn't hate you. You just make things difficult for you with your twisted reasonings.

You could and have the capacity to live a perfectly good, normal and happy life. But that wouldn't make you happy. Who you are right now is what makes you the happiest. Otherwise, you had the choice to live the other life and yet, you live this life.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
The dam has broken and the flood of dudeAu angst shall now flood O&E like a Las Virus apartment with faulty pipes.

Sell the biz, emigrate to Israel, find a vixen in the IDF, marry and have kids you can train in bjj/mma to defend the Holy Land:

 

Raul_SJ

G.O.A.T.
Thurs I was at home all day and went into “ball state “ all day

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Harry_Wild

G.O.A.T.
It’s like I am living in a real world of Beavis and Butthead characters that have come to life to destroy me !!

My weight is down to 152
The lowest since middle school
Try the Las Vegas buffets? Easiest way to gain more weight and become a tourist in your home town too! Their are cheapskate buffets $20 all you can eat and the upscale $80 all you can eat. You can get a “player” card that gives you 20% to 50% off of these prices for food too. I would go to the upscale buffets and eat lobsters, scallops, jumbo schrimp, prime rib, ribeye steak, organic chicken, fine Italian and french cruises, maybe a free glass of champagne too!
 
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It’s like I am living in a real world of Beavis and Butthead characters that have come to life to destroy me !!

My weight is down to 152
The lowest since middle school

Thats really skinny. Get some peanut butter and grab a spoon full a few times a day. Keep it in the fridge, its pretty good.

Just drink extra water for the protein

There is a film industry outside Hollywood, my myopic friend.

We know exactly what type of "films" your talking about o_Oo_O
 

Mike Bulgakov

G.O.A.T.
He has been told the same thing dozens of times. Every complaint gets suggestions yet he does nothing and complains again. The cycle of dgold.
The character and setting of the Dgold saga are extremely well established. It's time for an exciting plot point that challenges our protagonist and initiates some character development. A date and ensuing conflicts with his romantic interest (or lack of interest) would keep me reading.
 
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stringertom

Bionic Poster
The character and setting of the Dgold saga are extremely well established. It's time for an exciting plot point that challenges our protagonist and initiates some character development. A date and ensuing conflicts with his romantic interest (or lack of interest) would keep me reading.
GoFundMe a good looking professional hitwoman to move to Las Virus who disposes of her victims via highly secured UPS shipments personally shipped through dudeAu’s store. A little flirtation develops into a roll or two on the canvas to see if there’s any potential before a roll or two between the sheets???
 

clout

Hall of Fame
Honestly you just quit your job if it's bringing you this much distress everyday. Life's too short to do something that brings you agony :)
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Honestly you just quit your job if it's bringing you this much distress everyday. Life's too short to do something that brings you agony :)
Again, too logical for the territory. Besides, it would rain on our Schadenfreude parade.
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
I will leave Vegas early in 2023!!
I must finish my training !
Then I will buy a few dogs and live in a remote part of Arizona
 

Zara

G.O.A.T.
Can I retire at age 48 ???
With only 900,000 or will I go broke

Don’t be silly. Jewish people going broke is unheard of.

But I am not sure how healthy it would be for you to retire at 48. You might find too much time in your hand and wouldn’t know what to do with it. You might drive everyone crazy.
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
Don’t be silly. Jewish people going broke is unheard of.

But I am not sure how healthy it would be for you to retire at 48. You might find too much time in your hand and wouldn’t know what to do with it. You might drive everyone crazy.

Which idol ??
I only have a few??
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
Ever heard of a financial advisor? I’m sure they’ll have good ideas on how to match that cash with your needs and make a secure plan.

I think I have seen the Metallica music video of “until it sleeps, King of nothing , memory remains the same” about 14 times each this week
Load is a good album
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
Don’t be silly. Jewish people going broke is unheard of.

But I am not sure how healthy it would be for you to retire at 48. You might find too much time in your hand and wouldn’t know what to do with it. You might drive everyone crazy.

I do respect Bloomberg but I don’t vote open borders
 

Shroud

G.O.A.T.
Yo Dgold its not you man its the world. You are perfect and everyone else sucks. Don't forget that.
 
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Honestly you just quit your job if it's bringing you this much distress everyday. Life's too short to do something that brings you agony :)

He is his job as a business owner. Its more of letting go of his persona and ability to be in charge (no offense dgold). A man is what he does, some find it troubling when they no longer have a static responsibility.

Once they get over that mental hurdle life becomes very enjoyable. Its like having to wake up everyday for school, your glad you did it, but dont have to anymore

Can I retire at age 48 ???
With only 900,000 or will I go broke

With ease. No more $400 month medical and $400 mma etc. Could buy cds and make 50k a yr on 800k. There are much better, safer ways to "always" make money with blue chips, but not talking about that here :)

Give @movdqa 10% and you will be swimming in it

raw
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
He is his job as a business owner. Its more of letting go of his persona and ability to be in charge (no offense dgold). A man is what he does, some find it troubling when they no longer have a static responsibility.

Once they get over that mental hurdle life becomes very enjoyable. Its like having to wake up everyday for school, your glad you did it, but dont have to anymore



With ease. No more $400 month medical and $400 mma etc. Could buy cds and make 50k a yr on 800k. There are much better, safer ways to "always" make money with blue chips, but not talking about that here :)

Give @movdqa 10% and you will be swimming in it

raw

I have 300,000 in small caps and large caps
Mostly vanguard and artisten and others
Also buy much index funds in total diverse stocks

In 3 months - I made 30,000 in market
Ups store in 3 months - 12,000 lol
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
I have zero business background but I read journals like morning star and they tell me what to do
Mostly Jewish guys
 
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