Official Sureshs tribute thread

[stringertom]

When the Ark is a rockin'...

Nein munths l8er their will bee babe Dollyreshes, probably bye too’s lyke fedr.

 

[Genious at Work]

Nein munths l8er their will bee babe Dollyreshes, probably bye too’s lyke fedr.

Will the Anthropomorphic Burrito of Sexiness(TM) be delivered by natural means, or will Julius Caesar save the day once again? Personally, when I'm at the can and I have a difficult a.s.signment there is only so much squeezing I can handle before I throw in the towel and say "tomorrow will be another day."

 

[stringertom]

Will the Anthropomorphic Burrito of Sexiness(TM) be delivered by natural means, or will Julius Caesar save the day once again? Personally, when I'm at the can and I have a difficult a.s.signment there is only so much squeezing I can handle before I throw in the towel and say "tomorrow will be another day."

Knot sure(shs) howe tstrong DollyJ’s knew parts r butt iff (s)he took the manlee Mira Mesa meet burrito inn, the Dollyreshes donut have rites two beeing biggest eyetims inn ore owt uv the Luv Canale.

 

[JoelDali]

I was returning some pants I bought Target today and I asked the gal if she had ever seen the drop volley. She said yes, she had seen it in her social media class.

 

[Sudacafan]

I was returning some pants I bought Target today and I asked the gal if she had ever seen the drop volley. She said yes, she had seen it in her social media class.

Why did you return the pants?

 

[stringertom]

Why did you return the pants?

Silly ewe...DollyJoeliet ownleigh wares skirts these deighs; Sabooshs de-mans that frum Hiz knew lover.

 

[Sudacafan]

Silly ewe...DollyJoeliet ownleigh wares skirts these deighs; Sabooshs de-mans that frum Hiz knew lover.

I just had to ask. No loose ends.

 

[stringertom]

I just had to ask. No loose ends.

Yes, loose end fore Sabooshs two gane ez access.

 

[donquijote]

When he suffers Sureshs's indifference after all his tribulations he will feel like Don Quixote after his adventures: nothing but bruised bones and a broken spirit for his pursuit of imagined glories. I wonder if he then will see Sureshs for what he truly is (a middling 4.5 who once produced by sheer luck one of the most beautiful drop volleys ever recorded in Youtube, but a journeyman nonetheless) much like Don Quixote saw Dulcinea in the end.

Hopefully his Dr. saves his frank and beans in the fridge for potenshul reattachmint when he gets buyer's remorse.

Your analogy makes me sick, *smh*. Don Quijote and Dulcinea vs Dali and Surish, meine gut!

Here is what Don Quijote wrote for Dulcinea:

LETTER FROM DON QUIXOTE TO DULCINEA DEL TOBOSO

Sovereign and high-born lady,
He who is pierced by the dart of absence, he who is wounded to
his heart’s core, sends you, sweetest Dulcinea del Toboso, the health
that he does not possess. If your beauty scorns me, if your worthiness
does not favor me, if your contempt attacks my ardor, although I’m
patient as I can be, I can hardly sustain this affliction, which, aside
from being overpowering, is long lasting. My good squire Sancho
will give you a complete account—oh, beautiful ungrateful beloved
enemy mine!—of the condition I am in because of you. If it pleases
you to rescue me, I am yours, and if not, do whatever it may please
you to do, for in finishing my life I will have satisfied your cruelty
and my desire.

THE WOEBEGONE KNIGHT

and here is what Dali wrote for Suresh:

I just got the results back from Quest Diagnostics and the fecal fractals have been identified as Sureshian Stool Spray.

The Internet Tennis post content authority and the Sureshian GIF maker agree that what we have was secreted and extracted years ago at this farm in Fillmore where the nuggets were perfectly preserved for 5 to 7 years. The lab tech thinks suresh stopped for a quick spray on his way to Ojai Country Club for a mixed doubles potluck dinner and dropped these nuggulars in the outhouse while no one was watching.

I don't know what to think but I told them they could hold on to the nuggets as I have no further use for them. My work is done here.

 

[JoelDali]

Your analogy makes me sick, *smh*. Don Quijote and Dulcinea vs Dali and Surish, meine gut!

Here is what Don Quijote wrote for Dulcinea:

LETTER FROM DON QUIXOTE TO DULCINEA DEL TOBOSO

Sovereign and high-born lady,
He who is pierced by the dart of absence, he who is wounded to
his heart’s core, sends you, sweetest Dulcinea del Toboso, the health
that he does not possess. If your beauty scorns me, if your worthiness
does not favor me, if your contempt attacks my ardor, although I’m
patient as I can be, I can hardly sustain this affliction, which, aside
from being overpowering, is long lasting. My good squire Sancho
will give you a complete account—oh, beautiful ungrateful beloved
enemy mine!—of the condition I am in because of you. If it pleases
you to rescue me, I am yours, and if not, do whatever it may please
you to do, for in finishing my life I will have satisfied your cruelty
and my desire.

THE WOEBEGONE KNIGHT

and here is what Dali wrote for Suresh:

These words were written while under the influence of the drop volley. My god. What have we become.

 

[Sudacafan]

@dgold44: What you’ve been asking for. Got literature?

When he suffers Sureshs's indifference after all his tribulations he will feel like Don Quixote after his adventures: nothing but bruised bones and a broken spirit for his pursuit of imagined glories. I wonder if he then will see Sureshs for what he truly is (a middling 4.5 who once produced by sheer luck one of the most beautiful drop volleys ever recorded in Youtube, but a journeyman nonetheless) much like Don Quixote saw Dulcinea in the end.

Hopefully his Dr. saves his frank and beans in the fridge for potenshul reattachmint when he gets buyer's remorse.

Your analogy makes me sick, *smh*. Don Quijote and Dulcinea vs Dali and Surish, meine gut!

Here is what Don Quijote wrote for Dulcinea:

LETTER FROM DON QUIXOTE TO DULCINEA DEL TOBOSO

Sovereign and high-born lady,
He who is pierced by the dart of absence, he who is wounded to
his heart’s core, sends you, sweetest Dulcinea del Toboso, the health
that he does not possess. If your beauty scorns me, if your worthiness
does not favor me, if your contempt attacks my ardor, although I’m
patient as I can be, I can hardly sustain this affliction, which, aside
from being overpowering, is long lasting. My good squire Sancho
will give you a complete account—oh, beautiful ungrateful beloved
enemy mine!—of the condition I am in because of you. If it pleases
you to rescue me, I am yours, and if not, do whatever it may please
you to do, for in finishing my life I will have satisfied your cruelty
and my desire.

THE WOEBEGONE KNIGHT

and here is what Dali wrote for Suresh:

These words were written while under the influence of the drop volley. My god. What have we become.

 

[Sudacafan]

These words were written while under the influence of the drop volley. My god. What have we become.

We must look at the bigger Saffroush picture: All we need to know is the influence this whole thread is being written under.
What we have become!
Repost and revert back at your earliest convenience.

 

[russell]

I overheard my Uber driver talking to his associate on a headset about rumors that just under a little drop of volley this thread is being compiled into the sequel to Infinite Jest.

 

[russell]

Stop bye four a slow dance two this:

 

[Sudacafan]

I overheard my Uber driver talking to his associate on a headset about rumors that just under a little drop of volley this thread is being compiled into the sequel to Infinite Jest.

Infinite Jest is just a footnote of this thread.

 

[russell]

Infinite Jest is just a footnote of this thread.

I heard Thomas Pynchon might be hiding nearby or inside this footnote, working on sureshs's Rainbow.

 

[russell]

We must look at the bigger Saffroush picture: All we need to know is the influence this whole thread is being written under.
What we have become!
Repost and revert back at your earliest convenience.

At Wembley in '86 they looked at the picture in this 'Is This The Thread We Created' performance:

 

[Genious at Work]

I was returning some pants I bought Target today and I asked the gal if she had ever seen the drop volley. She said yes, she had seen it in her social media class.

 

[JoelDali]

Why did you return the pants?

Wore them to the Stampede and decided I didn’t like them after spilling chicken waffles n’ corn syrup on them. And I believe they were previously worn as they had the very subtle scent of a pre-release in them.

 

[stringertom]

Wore them to the Stampede and decided I didn’t like them after spilling chicken waffles n’ corn syrup on them. And I believe they were previously worn as they had the very subtle scent of a pre-release in them.

EWWW!

Speaking of EWWW, JacksonRafa is attempting to usurp the Sabooshsian Jinxreshs throne by posting “Nadal Will Win Wimbledon 2019” thread. This coup must bee met whiff phull Vortexian resistance bye awl ye that caul urselphs srshsians!

 

[JoelDali]

EWWW!

Speaking of EWWW, JacksonRafa is attempting to usurp the Sabooshsian Jinxreshs throne by posting “Nadal Will Win Wimbledon 2019” thread. This coup must bee met whiff phull Vortexian resistance bye awl ye that caul urselphs srshsians!

Do U think Rusty and Senti will accept Kooresh before Mixed league starts?

Praying that they will.

 

[Turbo-87]

I was returning some pants I bought Target today and I asked the gal if she had ever seen the drop volley. She said yes, she had seen it in her social media class.

Was it like Kramer on Seinfeld where you were returning the very pants you were wearing?

 

[JoelDali]

Was it like Kramer on Seinfeld where you were returning the very pants you were wearing?

Not sure. I bought 4 paires and returned the soiled one after a most terrible country dancing night out with the girls for “Drinkin’ With Lincoln” specials. I wore another pair to the Cactus Moon and they smelled ok and I did the Electric Slide in them 3 times. I wore the third paire to Target to return 1st paire. Still can’t get over that Hailey saw the drop volley and doesn’t even play tennis.

 

[stringertom]

Not sure. I bought 4 paires and returned the soiled one after a most terrible country dancing night out with the girls for “Drinkin’ With Lincoln” specials. I wore another pair to the Cactus Moon and they smelled ok and I did the Electric Slide in them 3 times. I wore the third paire to Target to return 1st paire. Still can’t get over that Hailey saw the drop volley and doesn’t even play tennis.

Just taik the dirty wons two the Mira Mesa Manor. Wile ewe whale four a release frum Sabooshs, Hiz whife will lawnder fore ewe. She iz anne expurt at lawndry.

 

[russell]

Not sure. I bought 4 paires and returned the soiled one after a most terrible country dancing night out with the girls for “Drinkin’ With Lincoln” specials. I wore another pair to the Cactus Moon and they smelled ok and I did the Electric Slide in them 3 times. I wore the third paire to Target to return 1st paire. Still can’t get over that Hailey saw the drop volley and doesn’t even play tennis.

I own two paires of these pant leggings myself that I wear to the Cannamaste Yoga and Cannabis Holiday retreat and can attest to the great mileage on them. The Light Steel & Charcoal Heathers are rated good for 2,500 Electric Slides & 1,000 Sun Salutations.

Can anyone please revert back and send Hailey some compression shorts from the spring collection?

 

[Raul_SJ]

At Wembley in '86 they looked at the picture in this 'Is This The Thread We Created' performance:

Young Freddie was reared in Indian boarding schools. Due to the striking resemblance and musicality skills many say he is related to Soureshs.

 

[Sudacafan]

I own two paires of these pant leggings myself that I wear to the Cannamaste Yoga and Cannabis Holiday retreat and can attest to the great mileage on them. The Light Steel & Charcoal Heathers are rated good for 2,500 Electric Slides & 1,000 Sun Salutations.

Can anyone please revert back and send Hailey some compression shorts from the spring collection?

This brings up a most important matter...
How often should we have them washed our only paire (*) of jeans?

(*): guest star invited from renowned theater play Paire meets Srshs. Copyright MMXIX. All rights reserved.

 

[russell]

This brings up a most important matter...
How often should we have them washed our only paire (*) of jeans?

(*): guest star invited from renowned theater play Paire meets Srshs. Copyright MMXIX. All rights reserved.

Benoît sees to it that a full wash cycle follow each Decompression and Release(TM) and just look at the results...

 

[JoelDali]

Benoît sees to it that a full wash cycle follow each Decompression and Release(TM) and just look at the results...

If you are not for Srroushh then you are against him.

 

[stringertom]

If you are not for Srroushh then you are against him.

Eye want Sabooshs two grow a Benoit chin pillow sew ewe can giggle frum the tickle win Hee gits ewe two release properly on Hiz phace.

 

[JoelDali]

Eye want Sabooshs two grow a Benoit chin pillow sew ewe can giggle frum the tickle win Hee gits ewe two release properly on Hiz phace.

Reported for extreme excite imagery.

Triple report button press.

 

[Genious at Work]

Eye want Sabooshs two grow a Benoit chin pillow sew ewe can giggle frum the tickle win Hee gits ewe two release properly on Hiz phace.

I could wright a sunnit about dees with the words Seed, Steed, A.S.S.troturf and Surf.

 

[Genious at Work]

Young Freddie was reared in Indian boarding schools. Due to the striking resemblance and musicality skills many say he is related to Soureshs.

Was he reared by Sureshs? Sureshs is not short of rear.

 

[russell]

If you are not for Srroushh then you are against him.

Can you be both, for Saruoush and pressed up against him, cuddling in his warm tender embrace?

 

[JoelDali]

Can you be both, for Saruoush and pressed up against him, cuddling in his warm tender embrace?

Most of the top 3.5 players in my section are pressed up against him, absorbing copious pre-release secretions of tennis knowledge that transmit through the nostrils and into the soals of Sectional level Mixed Doubles GOATlets.

 

[stringertom]

Can you be both, for Saruoush and pressed up against him, cuddling in his warm tender embrace?

A cadoodle with Sabooshs will result in oodles of poodles ready for mixed dubs immortality.

 

[JoelDali]

A cadoodle with Sabooshs will result in oodles of poodles ready for mixed dubs immortality.

I see you got caught. The report button is working. We just keep focus on Sarrshh.

https://nypost.com/2019/04/19/music...ted-flutes-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts/

 

[donquijote]

Restaurant needed this sign after Surish's visit.

 

[stringertom]

I see you got caught. The report button is working. We just keep focus on Sarrshh.

https://nypost.com/2019/04/19/music...ted-flutes-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts/

Kalifornia iz ur hood, knot mine. Clean up ur act!

 

[Sudacafan]

Kalifornia iz ur hood, knot mine. Clean up ur act!

That’s real spray, not backreverting,

 

[russell]

I see you got caught. The report button is working. We just keep focus on Sarrshh.

https://nypost.com/2019/04/19/music...ted-flutes-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts/

Did tawm get caught playing the wissle? Is everything gon be aiight?

Pls reverberate back sasap1!1!1one

 

[stringertom]

Did tawm get caught playing the wissle? Is everything gon be aiight?

Pls reverberate back sasap1!1!1one

Very srshsian images their whiff the pachydermal referintz and bags anne bags uv sugar two maik tunnes uv gulab jamuns fore the Big Bopper’s vorazious appetight.

 

[Raul_SJ]

I am currently near Bangalore. Sad to report that the entire country of India blocks PornHub.
Was not aware of this outrageous censorship. Haelp.
Asking for a friend.


https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com...-subscribers-see-red/articleshow/66453163.cms

 

[russell]

I am currently near Bangalore. Sad to report that the entire country of India blocks PornHub.
Was not aware of this outrageous censorship. Haelp.
Asking for a friend.


https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com...-subscribers-see-red/articleshow/66453163.cms

 

[Sentinel]

I sawri for my absinthe

but i keep loosing my whey.

 

[Sentinel]

If you are not for Srroushh then you are against him.

Consider yurself lucy that I have finely last touch with reality otherwise I would have you impoounded and contrabanned for your indie sense.

 

[Sentinel]

Sanskrit Astra would be masculine gender.

I thought they would be gander fluid like you.

 

[Sentinel]

Your bosoms are dry. No knowledge. No love. No milk. No release.

I will pray for you after my shift at the mall ends.

I have maled you leagle notice.

Kindly peruse at your most conveniant and reverse immeidtly.

 

[JoelDali]

Consider yurself lucy that I have finely last touch with reality otherwise I would have you impoounded and contrabanned for your indie sense.

Maybe someday you will experience a Coerced Surehsian Release(TM) with your Mixed Dubs partner and then you will understand how to elevate your game to higher levels and accept Yasoosh tips and techniques into the coar of your bosom.

I will pray for you at sundown.

 

[Sentinel]

Hey guys, the company I'm working for now at is the one for suresh but I'm sure it will get a lot more publicity as the site takes off to take advantage of its users. I see some comments by TW members, I'm sure that the tech community has a more active interest in this. If people can get some more information, or a more constructive explanation, I'll gladly give it a shot, and hope it gets a lot more people involved in the discussion than we did before.

I just hope that we don't end up with a site like this that just serves as a good starting point for discussion on whether any gulab jamun eating contests will become viable or not.