Official Sureshs tribute thread

[Sudacafan]

Listen to this song as u acknowledge Sursh Grand French Slam victory.

This song is less French than a Rodeo Drive.

 

[Sudacafan]

This thread is full of people with good BMI’s.

 

[Larry Duff]

I envy @Daniel Andrade, who today experienced the discovery of Sureshs, something he will not be able to repeat in his life.
He should treasure this moment for ever.
I am hereby asking him to please start reading this thread from post #1, and let us know when finished.

 

[Sentinel]

By run do you mean that he rolls down an incline? What? Sawry, I meant wut?

Chursh ran the quartermile in 45 seconds thinking it was a quarter-pounder. It's amazing what the mind can do, even if the body is not up to it.

 

[Sentinel]

Mom not eating??? What's all this about?

Eating less and less with time. Not feeling good last night, so skipped dinner altogether.

His limit always tends towards infinitea. Shooflash just being Humbalito.

I think he was being dramatic saying his weight would hit zero at this rate.

Wanted to shock all of us and send us into panic and chaos, and cause a market crash like 1933.

In India, when Suresh played in the Pune Open, women were reacting like this all over the country and in the arena,

Spoiler

 

[Sudacafan]

Wanted to shock all of us and send us into panic and chaos, and cause a market crash like 1933.

This is very serious. Hope Shoorruszh has not become a terroirist.

 

[Sentinel]

This is very serious. Hope Shoorruszh has not become a terroirist.

Any loss of Foofreshez weight or dimensions sends investors into panic selling. Wall Street and Sureshez wait are proportional. Actually, so is the global economy.

 

[JoelDali]

This song is less French than a Rodeo Drive.

The purpose of this secure threat is to determine which t-shirt design is the better of the two.

Please cast your vote before Nov 3.

 

[stringertom]

The purpose of this secure threat is to determine which t-shirt design is the better of the two.

Please cast your vote before Nov 3.

Eye caste votes four #2 anne #3; #2 four obveeus reezuns; #3 four awl the shartz eye e-mitt win whatching the droop volleigh.

 

[JoelDali]

Eye caste votes four #2 anne #3; #2 four obveeus reezuns; #3 four awl the shartz eye e-mitt win whatching the droop volleigh.

The top 4.0 players cast their vote for Sabousherer.

 

[Sudacafan]

As expected, there is a great parity in the poll to determine which of the three options is the better of the two.
Please cast your vote.

 

[JoelDali]

As expected, there is a great parity in the poll to determine which of the three options is the better of the two.
Please cast your vote.

Your vote is secure and encrypted.

Voter suppression will not be tolerated.

Please vote today.

 

[stringertom]

Your vote is secure and encrypted.

Voter suppression will not be tolerated.

Please vote today.

Witch opshun will suppress ewer repetitive drivel? Upon revert, eye will chainge two dat won.

 

[JoelDali]

Witch opshun will suppress ewer repetitive drivel? Upon revert, eye will chainge two dat won.

U need to listen to this song while u acknowledge Kouresh is the top level player.

 

[blablavla]

As expected, there is a great parity in the poll to determine which of the three options is the better of the two.
Please cast your vote.

But if Andy is right, why should we vote?

 

[Larry Duff]

Votegate suppressed by fake threads.

 

[stringertom]

U need to listen to this song while u acknowledge Kouresh is the top level player.

Les SourFresh diarrhea, moar SourFreshimages.

 

[JoelDali]

Les SourFresh diarrhea, moar SourFreshimages.

A majority of the top 3.5 players in the world understand this encrypted threat.

 

[Turbo-87]

I caught one of The Sureshs’ Ultimate Tennis matches today. He plays his special cards right. Steal snacks seemed to be his favorite card.

 

[Daniel Andrade]

I envy @Daniel Andrade, who today experienced the discovery of Sureshs, something he will not be able to repeat in his life.
He should treasure this moment for ever.
I am hereby asking him to please start reading this thread from post #1, and let us know when finished.

I went there and I havê spent all afternoon laughing my ass off. That drop volley is so pure...
However that doesn't answer who the guy is. He was clearly someone on the site before that video...

 

[stringertom]

I went there and I havê spent all afternoon laughing my ass off. That drop volley is so pure...
However that doesn't answer who the guy is. He was clearly someone on the site before that video...

SourFresh got big whiff Hiz plié anne Hiz outlandish threats lyke Cincinnati-The Real Slam (2009), Should Nadal Retire (January 2008) and Should Fedr Retire (April 2007) anne Hiz equally outlandish predickshunz that offen doom The Nadal two toetull phailure.

 

[Sudacafan]

That drop volley is so pure...

For your first day of Shurhsch, this should be enough, and you know you should be glad.

 

[JoelDali]

I went there and I havê spent all afternoon laughing my ass off. That drop volley is so pure...
However that doesn't answer who the guy is. He was clearly someone on the site before that video...

Have u seen the high backhand volley winner?

 

[Azure]

So for ten years you have not breathed down his neck and inundated him with sureshmail and put banners outside his window ?
Shame.
I thought you were a dedicated machinery.

I found a beautiful picture of Dali in his earlier days. Later on he latched on to Saboosh.

 

[JoelDali]

I found a beautiful picture of Dali in his earlier days. Later on he latched on to Saboosh.

Outrageous and corrupt.

Reported 2 times for certain ban hammer.

 

[Daniel Andrade]

Have u seen the high backhand volley winner?

Not yet unfortunately

 

[Sentinel]

I found a beautiful picture of Dali in his earlier days. Later on he latched on to Saboosh.

LOL this is too much.

I could never stand that serial because of this chap. Creeped me out.

 

[Sentinel]

Have u seen the high backhand volley winner?

It went out of the doubles alley even and landed on a spectator in the Royal Box.

It sure was a winner, he won the hearts of two Duchesses.

 

[Sentinel]

I caught one of The Sureshs’ Ultimate Tennis matches today. He plays his special cards right. Steal snacks seemed to be his favorite card.

Wow.
You and Dali on focus on The Sureshes (™) down-side of an extra nibble hear the their.
You both don't focus on his up-side and side-side.

Vow.

 

[Sentinel]

I went there and I havê spent all afternoon laughing my ass off. That drop volley is so pure...
However that doesn't answer who the guy is. He was clearly someone on the site before that video...

SourFresh got big whiff Hiz plié anne Hiz outlandish threats lyke Cincinnati-The Real Slam (2009), Should Nadal Retire (January 2008) and Should Fedr Retire (April 2007) anne Hiz equally outlandish predickshunz that offen doom The Nadal two toetull phailure.

Federer should retire was an annual affair. Once I think I bumped them all at once and several got deleted or maybe merged, i dont know.
Cincinnati is of course shoreshez magnum opus.

Then there are small surprisez now and then like "Coach grabbed my balls". Many of his udder works of art have been deleted since society was not mature enuff for them.

 

[JoelDali]

Coach grabbed my balls

What?

 

[donquijote]

Saw through!

 

[Tennease]

Suruche singing while burping

 

[Sentinel]

What?

Coach grabbed my balls

Hey coaches, what would you have done in this situation? I was getting ready to play and had two balls on the far side of the court for my partner to start with. A coach was finishing his lesson in the adjacent court and thought that they were his balls which had rolled over. As me and my...

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A coach grabbed my balls.

Some coaches have ancient balls. I even know a coach who tells me when I am on an adjacent court (he is the same one who grabbed my balls): if a new ball of yours comes over, I am going to keep it and give you back one of my old ones.

@Daniel Andrade

 

[Sentinel]

Saw through!

Fat guy has to brake the chains of dis cream nation himselfes.

 

[Tennease]

Not yet unfortunately

Don't believe in Joel Dali. The high backhand volley was out, not a winner. The shot went wide and was immediately followed by a mini earthquake.

The opponent with a black shirt put his hand up to indicate the ball was out.

 

[Sudacafan]

Don't believe in Joel Dali. The high backhand volley was out, not a winner. The shot went wide and was immediately followed by a mini earthquake.

JD is unbelievable. But he axepts Shwoorssh. I believe him when he sez that.

 

[Sudacafan]

Don't believe in Joel Dali. The high backhand volley was out, not a winner. The shot went wide and was immediately followed by a mini earthquake.

The opponent put his hand up to indicate the ball was out.

No. That is not a volley.
Please don’t confuse the younger generations.

 

[Sudacafan]

There is a parallel world in the Atlantis Punjab where these phenomena occurred:
1. Roddick high backhand volley goes in
2. A stup1d lady doesn’t scream “Go, Roger”, and Federer makes a third consecutive ace at his first CP at 8/7 40/15
3. Fed converts MP in Rome when Nadal serving 5/6 15/40 in the fifth set, with his forehand at top clutch mode.
4. Murray does not make an attempt to play USO 17 before not finally playing, negating Nadal cakewalk draw, and Fed ends 2017 season as #1.
5. Nole‘s fluke return of Fed’s serve at MP in USO SF goes to the stands.

 

[Tennease]

No. That is not a volley.
Please don’t confuse the younger generations.

For Suruche, two bounces are counted as one bounce. One bounce doesn't count so that shot was a volley.

 

[Sudacafan]

For Suruche, two bounces are counted as one bounce. One bounce doesn't count so that shot was a volley.

Sorry. I forgot about that detail.

 

[Rorano_Fedalovic]

i feel honored to be allowed to post in this thread and therefore become part of the sureshs goat legacy.

 

[Tennease]

Jolly Dolly woke up in the middle of the day screaming for Suruche Spider Vein... Poor cat had to listen to all that drama.

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[stringertom]

What?

Anne ewe caul ewerselph a Vortexian???

eye bumped the ma.s.sterpeace four ewe, poor nye eve thing.

 

[Sentinel]

By run do you mean that he rolls down an incline? What? Sawry, I meant wut?

Wow wow wow.
The whole world has seen videographic evidence of the 45 second quarter mile and you are still in denial.
Woe.
This video has been confirmed and verified by Sir Richard Eaten Burrito so its legit.

Spoiler: 45 second 400m dash

Repent before its too late, Sir.

 

[stringertom]

There is a parallel world in the Atlantis Punjab where these phenomena occurred:
1. Roddick high backhand volley goes in
2. A stup1d lady doesn’t scream “Go, Roger”, and Federer makes a third consecutive ace at his first CP at 8/7 40/15
3. Fed converts MP in Rome when Nadal serving 5/6 15/40 in the fifth set, with his forehand at top clutch mode.
4. Murray does not make an attempt to play USO 17 before not finally playing, negating Nadal cakewalk draw at USO 17, and Fed ends 2017 season as #1.
5. Nole‘s fluke return of Fed’s serve at MP in USO SF goes to the stands.

#5 on ewer Liszt iz dock ewe minted bye @Turbo-87 inn The Archives. Eye will asque hymn four a reboot uv the faye muss fowl tip.

 

[JoelDali]

Coach grabbed my balls

Hey coaches, what would you have done in this situation? I was getting ready to play and had two balls on the far side of the court for my partner to start with. A coach was finishing his lesson in the adjacent court and thought that they were his balls which had rolled over. As me and my...

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@Daniel Andrade

Yes. I know.

But this goes to show u are disparaging Surqueefa with your dangerous innuendo and drudging up of history.

I am calling TTW support after my breakfast shift at the diner.

 

[Turbo-87]

No. That is not a volley.
Please don’t confuse the younger generations.

 

[JoelDali]

Senti will never accept that Sooresh has won tennis tities and trophies.

 

[blablavla]

Senti will never accept that Sooresh has won tennis tities and trophies.

not simply tities, Grand Slams!