Russian man sues Apple claiming an iPhone app turned him gay

[donquijote]

Man sues Apple claiming iPhone turned him gay

The Russian says he has suffered 'moral harm' and wants damages from the tech giant.

www.bbc.com

According to the complaint, the GayCoin crypto-currency arrived with a note saying: "Don't judge until you try".

"I thought, in truth, how can I judge something without trying? I decided to try same-sex relationships," the complainant wrote.

"Now I have a boyfriend and I do not know how to explain this to my parents."

 

[Lleytonstation]

So I can sue TTW for all the Fognini picture posts?

Wait... jk.

 

[T1000]

So I can sue TTW for all the Stepanek posts?

Wait... jk.

JK <3 Stepanek

 

[r2473]

So can I sue TTW for all the Sureshs picture posts?

 

[Lleytonstation]

So can I sue TTW for all the Sureshs picture posts?

Now wait... jk?

This is serious.

 

[donquijote]

So can I sue TTW for all the Sureshs picture posts?

Jolly Dolly and now you?

 

[Sentinel]

So can I sue TTW for all the Sureshs picture posts?

Nuttin wong about bean a sureshsexual.

 

[Sentinel]

Now wait... jk?

This is serious.

Have you seen the drop volley(™) ?

 

[Bartelby]

I could see this happening to a school which taught a value-neutral approach to relationships in many places, so the suit is not that far-fetched.

Social media is slowly coming to the position that it is publisher and not just a platform, so these issues will keep on coming.

 

[donquijote]

Nuttin wong about bean a sureshsexual.

I guess he turned you into Chinese?

 

[Crocodile]

Interesting legal case. Does this mean that one could sue the school and university system that has been teaching the narrative of gender fluidity is a possible category due to social constructionism and that the biological markers were not relevant. What if you are suffering anxiety due being told that the world is going to end due to climate change in 12 years and this doesn't happen.

 

[Lleytonstation]

Have you seen the drop volley(™) ?

Will not answer this. I have been to the Sareshing thread and made it out alive. Three times. I am basically Indian Jones.

But I know my limits. There is only so much one can take before turning. @Azure has warned me.

I must stay strong...

 

[KineticChain]

So I can sue TTW for all the Stepanek posts?

Wait... jk.

JK <3 Stepanek

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Sentinel]

Man sues Apple claiming iPhone turned him gay

The Russian says he has suffered 'moral harm' and wants damages from the tech giant.

www.bbc.com

According to the complaint, the GayCoin crypto-currency arrived with a note saying: "Don't judge until you try".

"I thought, in truth, how can I judge something without trying? I decided to try same-sex relationships," the complainant wrote.

"Now I have a boyfriend and I do not know how to explain this to my parents."

My bro has a school-friend who recently turned at the age of 56 or so. Married with kids.

 

[donquijote]

My bro has a school-friend who recently turned at the age of 56 or so. Married with kids.

Does he live close to Mira Mesa?

 

[Crocodile]

My bro has a school-friend who recently turned at the age of 56 or so. Married with kids.

That's a hard one to take for so many people involved.

 

[Bartelby]

School children would have a case, but university students choose.

No one argues biological markers are not relevant, but you aren't really going to discuss that in an English literature class?

University knowledge is just as bureaucratic as any other social domain. Certain disciplines tackle questions a certain way and bracket out other aspects of the same question.

Interesting legal case. Does this mean that one could sue the school and university system that has been teaching the narrative of gender fluidity is a possible category due to social constructionism and that the biological markers were not relevant. What if you are suffering anxiety due being told that the world is going to end due to climate change in 12 years and this doesn't happen.

 

[Azure]

Will not answer this. I have been to the Sareshing thread and made it out alive. Three times. I am basically Indian Jones.

But I know my limits. There is only so much one can take before turning. @Azure has warned me.

I must stay strong...

You need to get excite with the spray. Praying for you.

 

[Raul_SJ]

My bro has a school-friend who recently turned at the age of 56 or so. Married with kids.

Is there an app that will turn people straight? Asking for a friend.

 

[MichaelNadal]

The D is epic

 

[Raul_SJ]

Man sues Apple claiming iPhone turned him gay

The Russian says he has suffered 'moral harm' and wants damages from the tech giant.

www.bbc.com

Had assumed everyone with an iPhone 11 was already gay.

 

[Tennease]

He should sue the app developer, not Apple.

Actually he should not sue anyone but himself for not having a logical thinking. Nothing can change anyone from not gay to be gay.

 

[Sentinel]

He should sue the app developer, not Apple.

We should ask Margaret Court to try out this revolutionary app.

 

[Sentinel]

Does he live close to Mira Mesa?

I believe he lives in teh city that never sleeps. The Big Apple.

 

[donquijote]

Nothing can change anyone from not gay to be gay.

That's what he thought too.

 

[stringertom]

Nuttin wong about bean a sureshsexual.

Methinks ewe have bin drinking two mutch gin durr flewids l8leigh!

 

[stringertom]

Spoiler: NSFW

Spoiler hear wood maik mee verry anti-gay!

 

[stringertom]

Is there an app that will turn people straight? Asking for a friend.

Paul Cameron at the Family Research Insitute has bought a copy of the Sabooshs droop volleigh two trane young adults knot two bee gin durr flewid.

 

[KineticChain]

Spoiler hear wood maik mee verry anti-gay!

this comment made me gay. prepare your lawyers

 

[Mike Bulgakov]

 

[donquijote]

Not that there's anything wrong with it!
Quite the contrary.

 

[donquijote]

I believe he lives in teh city that never sleeps. The Big Apple.

When you said Big Apple, for a moment I thought you meant someone I know.

 

[Sentinel]

When you said Big Apple, for a moment I thought you meant someone I know.

we know.

 

[Mainad]

"I thought, in truth, how can I judge something without trying? I decided to try same-sex relationships," the complainant wrote.

"Now I have a boyfriend and I do not know how to explain this to my parents."

Just tell your parents that you're not gay but that you're not sure about your boyfriend.

 

[Sentinel]

"Now I have a boyfriend and I do not know how to explain this to my parents."

How does he explain this to his girlfriend ?

Have you heard of Jeremy Brett who played Sherlock ?

Brett and Massey divorced on 22 November 1962 after she claimed he left her for a man.[37][38]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Brett#cite_note-39

 

[Lleytonstation]

How does he explain this to his girlfriend ?

The boyfriend is his girlfriend.

 

[Azure]

How does he explain this to his girlfriend ?

Have you heard of Jeremy Brett who played Sherlock ?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Brett#cite_note-39

Arguably the best screen depiction but what's the context?

 

[MichaelNadal]

He should sue the app developer, not Apple.

Actually he should not sue anyone but himself for not having a logical thinking. Nothing can change anyone from not gay to be gay.

Don't underestimate man-cuddles. Epic af.

 

[Chadalina]

Don't underestimate man-cuddles. Epic af.

 

[Sudacafan]

Man sues Apple claiming iPhone turned him gay

The Russian says he has suffered 'moral harm' and wants damages from the tech giant.

www.bbc.com

According to the complaint, the GayCoin crypto-currency arrived with a note saying: "Don't judge until you try".

"I thought, in truth, how can I judge something without trying? I decided to try same-sex relationships," the complainant wrote.

"Now I have a boyfriend and I do not know how to explain this to my parents."

I know ex alcoholics, ex smokers, ex drug addicts, ex criminals, ex obese people...
Still, I never met an ex homosexual.

 

[natalia]

Nuttin wong about bean a sureshsexual.

I beg to differ, sir.

 

[Sudacafan]

Is there an app that will turn people straight? Asking for a friend.

Refer to post #40.

 

[Rafa.the.Magnificent]

Man sues Apple claiming iPhone turned him gay

The Russian says he has suffered 'moral harm' and wants damages from the tech giant.

www.bbc.com

According to the complaint, the GayCoin crypto-currency arrived with a note saying: "Don't judge until you try".

"I thought, in truth, how can I judge something without trying? I decided to try same-sex relationships," the complainant wrote.

"Now I have a boyfriend and I do not know how to explain this to my parents."

GayCoin crypto-currency, eh? I really need to keep up better! And also, I know Americans sue over anything, but Russians too? Too bad!

 

[stringertom]

It was Komrade Vlad’s birthday yesterday. Did ewe scend hymn a present? Eye collected a duzzen uv Komrade Bart’s best poasts and did sum calligraphy beefour bundling them innsighed a paire uv pinque silque ties.

 

[donquijote]

GayCoin crypto-currency, eh? I really need to keep up better! And also, I know Americans sue over anything, but Russians too? Too bad!

Apparently they only sue Americans. Russian companies are protected by Vladimir.

 

[stringertom]

Apparently they only sue Americans. Russian companies are protected by Vladimir.

Inny protekshun four Komrades frum Down Under???

 

[donquijote]

Inny protekshun four Komrades frum Down Under???

Depends what you mean by down under.

 

[MichaelNadal]

 

[Bartelby]

Apple keeps its money in offshore tax havens, so it's very 'sweet' of you to think of them as Americans.

Apparently they only sue Americans. Russian companies are protected by Vladimir.

 

[stringertom]

Depends what you mean by down under.

Depends protects ewer stuff down under? Sorry two here uv ewer leeky plumbing.