The Juice Box Era: Starring the NGBS

[Lleytonstation]

We know this Era is a joke. Weak and sad. These kids have failed and failed again and again. It is embarrassing and the moral victories are old. Name whatever player you want, everyone of them failed big time.

NGBS: some think it is Next Gen BS. That can work, however they are actually called Next Gen Bum Shufflers.

... Someone who is a bum shuffler...

But the era itself... It is officially the JUICE BOX ERA.

Bunch of kids running around clueless and they are embarrassing their selves.

They need luck or injury to get wins, even then it is clear that is not enough.

 

[Lleytonstation]

Tsits: embarrassing failure at French

Zverev: the ttw meme mascot, 2020 uso anyone?

Berr: I mean he tries hard I guess

Tiny Carlos: too soon clearly

Sinner: we just saw haha

Fritz: my pine needles that was embarrassing

Ruud, hurkacz, rublev: how are they even top ten players?

Shapo: hahahahaha

 

[Lleytonstation]

Med: eh I guess he has a slam against a crying djoker, but blown so many slams

 

[Daniel Andrade]

Shapo: hahahahaha

 

[Deleted member 792641]

Med, Alcaraz, and Berretini are ok.

Remember Med also came back from 2-0 down on Nadal at USO 19. AO 22 was awful, don’t get me wrong, but he is at least the only one that has proven slam pedigree

 

[Lleytonstation]

Med, Alcaraz, and Berretini are ok.

Remember Med also came back from 2-0 down on Nadal at USO 19. AO 22 was awful, don’t get me wrong, but he is at least the only one that has proven slam pedigree

Came from 2 down to lose. I don't give moral victories. Did fed get one for wc19?

 

[Deleted member 792641]

Came from 2 down to lose. I don't give moral victories. Did fed get one for wc19?

wc19? the one that both players got defaulted from simultaneously resulting in a no contest?

 

[TheNachoMan]

I can count on you to support Novak then?

 

[Antonio Puente]

Did fed get one for wc19?

Not for a lack of trying - Fed was 38, won more points, etc.

 

[Lleytonstation]

Not for a lack of trying - Fed was 38, won more points, etc.

But no one gave him a nor victory. A tie is a tie.

 

[Lleytonstation]

I can count on you to support Novak then?

I haven't decided yet. Going to get blazing drunk Sunday.orning and decide right before the match.

 

[Aabye5]

@Lleytonstation - so when do you think the next Slam breakthrough happens?

 

[MichaelNadal]

I miss juice boxes

 

[Lleytonstation]

I miss juice boxes

Capri suns is where is at.

 

[Lleytonstation]

@Lleytonstation - so when do you think the next Slam breakthrough happens?

When djoker and Rafa are done and dusted. Med want a break through. A break through is 2 slams in a 2 year period.

So my guess is 3-4 years. By then we will know we are watching crap tennis.

 

[MichaelNadal]

Capri suns is where is at.

They are ridiculously good