Who is Hero Sureshs?

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Sentinel

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Sentinel said:
well, he hasn't started any threads for a while, so its reasonable to hope, er ..., assume he's gone. Especially, since Federer has lost in the QF's 2 times, maybe he still hasn't stopped partying after the FO outage.

But yeah, he's fun ! :-D

p.s. maybe he got sucked into one of dem BLACK HOLES he bin researching uv late.
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LOL, can't believe it .. we were celebrating sureshs seven years back !!!! A 2010 poast !!!
 
donquijote

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stringertom

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Sentinel said:
Take refuge in Lord Shri Sureshsji Maharaj and you will be absolved of all sin, and speedily delivered fresh and warm to His Divine assophagus.
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The refuse from that divine part is very troublesome for the fragile San Poobiego ecosystem. Makes his orbs stink too as they are in close proximity 24/7.:eek:
 
stringertom

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jaggy said:
Men want to be him, women want to be with him. All-you-can-eat buffet owners tremble when he shows up.
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That's their building shuddering like tennis courts in San Poobiego as he approaches the front door. The owners run to bar the doors. The true definition of survival of the fittest fending off the fattest.:p:D
 
JoelDali

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Sentinel said:
Everyone wants to be sprayed by him.
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You do realize that the 'spray' is derived from the 'Watch me spray' thread - it has nothing to do with suresh farting latte colored stink bubbles or rhino scented rushing rust colored watery thrusts of territorial antagonism. The Sureshian Spray(tm) is the recreational pursuit of NTRP glory for any low to mid level tennis champion who struggles against all odds and with will and determination to spray balls - tennis balls - for the simple joy of the sport and nothing more and nothing else. But your reckless juvenile insistence that the spray is some kind of sexual act is appalling and wholeheartedly deserves the Ban Hammer more so than any other time in Talk Tennis history.

Disgusted. Sad for humanity. Sad for suresh. Sadder for Tom and Rusty.
 
stringertom

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JoelDali said:
You do realize that the 'spray' is derived from the 'Watch me spray' thread - it has nothing to do with suresh farting latte colored stink bubbles or rhino scented rushing rust colored watery thrusts of territorial antagonism. The Sureshian Spray(tm) is the recreational pursuit of NTRP glory for any low to mid level tennis champion who struggles against all odds and with will and determination to spray balls - tennis balls - for the simple joy of the sport and nothing more and nothing else. But your reckless juvenile insistence that the spray is some kind of sexual act is appalling and wholeheartedly deserves the Ban Hammer more so than any other time in Talk Tennis history.

Disgusted. Sad for humanity. Sad for suresh. Sadder for Tom and Rusty.
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Ooooh, that Spray
Can't you smell that Spray
That smell of Spray surrounds you!
 
JonnyMac

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JoelDali said:
You do realize that the 'spray' is derived from the 'Watch me spray' thread - it has nothing to do with suresh farting latte colored stink bubbles or rhino scented rushing rust colored watery thrusts of territorial antagonism. The Sureshian Spray(tm) is the recreational pursuit of NTRP glory for any low to mid level tennis champion who struggles against all odds and with will and determination to spray balls - tennis balls - for the simple joy of the sport and nothing more and nothing else. But your reckless juvenile insistence that the spray is some kind of sexual act is appalling and wholeheartedly deserves the Ban Hammer more so than any other time in Talk Tennis history.

Disgusted. Sad for humanity. Sad for suresh.Sadder for Tom and Rusty.
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Sadder for Tom and Rusty.

It's heart breaking really !

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Fedfan34

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donquijote said:
I can't see clearly what the evil coach is grabbing. Can you elaborate?
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That isn't Sureshs. Its one of his converted thralls.

The only, and I mean only reason my avatar is not Sureshs is that showing pictures of Sureshs is forbidden. Sureshian iconography is blasphemy.
 
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donquijote

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Fedfan34 said:
That isn't Sureshs. Its one of his converted thralls.

The only, and I mean only reason my avatar is not Sureshs is that showing pictures of Sureshs is forbidden. Sureshian iconography is blasphemy.
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Another Edberg fan trying to sneak in our Sureshian cult. We've seen this before mate.
 
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donquijote said:
Another Edberg fan trying to sneak in our Sureshian cult. We've seen this before mate.
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Grovel, for the Avatar of Sureshs shall soon take full form!

Mehrunes Dagon ain't got nothin' on this Manifestation

Personally, I see myself as a Mankar Camoran type figure for this New Day
 
stringertom

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Fedfan34 said:
That isn't Sureshs. Its one of his converted thralls.

The only, and I mean only reason my avatar is not Sureshs is that showing pictures of Sureshs is forbidden. Sureshian iconography is blasphemy.
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Format limit is too small for even a tiny bit of the Big Fella's image.:p:D
 
gut wax

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JoelDali said:
You do realize that the 'spray' is derived from the 'Watch me spray' thread - it has nothing to do with suresh farting latte colored stink bubbles or rhino scented rushing rust colored watery thrusts of territorial antagonism. The Sureshian Spray(tm) is the recreational pursuit of NTRP glory for any low to mid level tennis champion who struggles against all odds and with will and determination to spray balls - tennis balls - for the simple joy of the sport and nothing more and nothing else. But your reckless juvenile insistence that the spray is some kind of sexual act is appalling and wholeheartedly deserves the Ban Hammer more so than any other time in Talk Tennis history.

Disgusted. Sad for humanity. Sad for suresh. Sadder for Tom and Rusty.
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Agree 100% - These sickos make me sick - Almost as sick as watching sureshs' coach grab sureshs' balls only to have sureshs spray his bouncing balls everywhere again and again.

Repoarted


- via phone
 
stringertom

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gut wax said:
Agree 100% - These sickos make me sick - Almost as sick as watching sureshs' coach grab sureshs' balls only to have sureshs spray his bouncing balls everywhere again and again.

Repoarted


- via phone
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Male Vortexians can relax a bit...as I previously repoarted, Poobeshs' coach has been detained and restrained by straitjacket in a Vortex "rest home"...ball grabbing incidents are part of the past.:p:D
 
every7

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stringertom said:
His parts are substantial, as is his inhumanity to every Vortexian...hasn't the "air" he makes us breathe gotten even worse since Nadoll failed to complete the DCGS???:p:D
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When Nadal completes La Decima in June, sureshs will miraculously re-inflate.

A large shadow will be cast over the Seine as the buoyant ambassador flies through the air towards Finland advising of a cancelled arrival.....
 
stringertom

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every7 said:
When Nadal completes La Decima in June, sureshs will miraculously re-inflate.

A large shadow will be cast over the Seine as the buoyant ambassador flies through the air towards Finland advising of a cancelled arrival.....
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He must be careful to avoid the Eiffel Tower, which would pr1ck the Poobenburg and cause a catasstrophe with thousands crushed on the ground below.:p:D

#PoobeshsBigTheSkyIsFalling
 
every7

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stringertom said:
He must be careful to avoid the Eiffel Tower, which would pr1ck the Poobenburg and cause a catasstrophe with thousands crushed on the ground below.:p:D

#PoobeshsBigTheSkyIsFalling
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There will be many obstacles on his journey. It will be a long flight powered only by natural gas reserves.....

Sureshs's own monument may have the Eiffel Tower beaten in terms of girth if not length. Only players on the WTA tour will be able to answer this for sure, though.
 
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