Lleytonstation

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FAA... Lay me out a beat..

Yo yo it's Shapo shippity Shapo here to bring the syrup, I hate to do it but I'm about to make a TTW stirrup, you see me as a next gen bum shuffler but you boomers can take this ball and shove it up your muffler, your boy Djoker couldn't even do it right as I not only did it to the chair umpire but I took his sight.

Jumping backhands like I am playing a video game an doin a combo, past you like a torpedo, painting a van Gogh, putting on a show, fakin like ostapenko, is that tennis elbow, let me finish this manifesto all while rappin in my studio.

Red white and blue Wait scratch the blue as I rock this place better than blink182, time for Canada to shine so sit down and whine, everything will be fine, TTW always tells us to give us time, now take it away my partner in crime...

Yo yo yo... The name is FAA, my boy Shapo is telling you wut up eh? qu'est-ce que ça fait maintenant que le Canada prend du tennis par tempête, you hit to his backhand you are playing Russian Canada roulette, laissez l'érable s'enfoncer, time to make this a reality, pardon mon français, wait who am I kidding you are djoker fans so you hear this from him everyday.

Tellin dem how it is FAA, so here is what I have left to say, my blonde locks lookin like luke Skywalker, cygs blocker, take your talker back to the locker, he will be on court like a sleep walker while I rock out like a punk rocker, this about to be a shocker.

You hurt my boy Rafa in the past, now go check the weather forecast, stand there flabbergast, I'm the outcast, steadfast in the Newscast, man this will be a blast.

Like Gretzky I will dangle and snipe, so stick that in your pipe, I am about to take down Djoker on grass, take him to class... And beat his :oops:.

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The Blond Blur

G.O.A.T.
FAA... Lay me out a beat..

Yo yo it's Shapo shippity Shapo here to bring the syrup, I hate to do it but I'm about to make a TTW stirrup, you see me as a next gen bum shuffler but you boomers can take this ball and shove it up your muffler, your boy Djoker couldn't even do it right as I not only did it to the chair umpire but I took his sight.

Jumping backhands like I am playing a video game an doin a combo, past you like a torpedo, painting a van Gogh, putting on a show, fakin like ostapenko, is that tennis elbow, let me finish this manifesto all while rappin in my studio.

Red white and blue Wait scratch the blue as I rock this place better than blink182, time for Canada to shine so sit down and whine, everything will be fine, TTW always tells us to give us time, now take it away my partner in crime...

Yo yo yo... The name is FAA, my boy Shapo is telling you wut up eh? qu'est-ce que ça fait maintenant que le Canada prend du tennis par tempête, you hit to his backhand you are playing Russian Canada roulette, laissez l'érable s'enfoncer, time to make this a reality, pardon mon français, wait who am I kidding you are djoker fans so you hear this from him everyday.

Tellin dem how it is FAA, so here is what I have left to say, my blonde locks lookin like luke Skywalker, cygs blocker, take your talker back to the locker, he will be on court like a sleep walker while I rock out like a punk rocker, this about to be a shocker.

You hurt my boy Rafa in the past, now go check the weather forecast, stand there flabbergast, I'm the outcast, steadfast in the Newscast, man this will be a blast.

Like Gretzky I will dangle and snipe, so stick that in your pipe, I am about to take down Djoker on grass, take him to class... And beat his :oops:.

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joekapa

Legend
Fed fans can fill up a large island in the West Indies, that can be turned into a mental asylum.

These threads are unreal.
 

Swingmaster

Hall of Fame
He's got a shot. At least his A game might be good enough. Shapo's A game vs Djoker's B game is enough. Can only say that for a handful of players.
 
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FAA... Lay me out a beat..

Yo yo it's Shapo shippity Shapo here to bring the syrup, I hate to do it but I'm about to make a TTW stirrup, you see me as a next gen bum shuffler but you boomers can take this ball and shove it up your muffler, your boy Djoker couldn't even do it right as I not only did it to the chair umpire but I took his sight.

Jumping backhands like I am playing a video game an doin a combo, past you like a torpedo, painting a van Gogh, putting on a show, fakin like ostapenko, is that tennis elbow, let me finish this manifesto all while rappin in my studio.

Red white and blue Wait scratch the blue as I rock this place better than blink182, time for Canada to shine so sit down and whine, everything will be fine, TTW always tells us to give us time, now take it away my partner in crime...

Yo yo yo... The name is FAA, my boy Shapo is telling you wut up eh? qu'est-ce que ça fait maintenant que le Canada prend du tennis par tempête, you hit to his backhand you are playing Russian Canada roulette, laissez l'érable s'enfoncer, time to make this a reality, pardon mon français, wait who am I kidding you are djoker fans so you hear this from him everyday.

Tellin dem how it is FAA, so here is what I have left to say, my blonde locks lookin like luke Skywalker, cygs blocker, take your talker back to the locker, he will be on court like a sleep walker while I rock out like a punk rocker, this about to be a shocker.

You hurt my boy Rafa in the past, now go check the weather forecast, stand there flabbergast, I'm the outcast, steadfast in the Newscast, man this will be a blast.

Like Gretzky I will dangle and snipe, so stick that in your pipe, I am about to take down Djoker on grass, take him to class... And beat his :oops:.

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This is honestly a GOAT poast.
 

paolo2143

Professional
I expect Novak to really come out strong in S/F and he will need to as young Dennis has the weapons and game to really trouble him if Novak is not on his A game
 

ChaelAZ

G.O.A.T.
FAA... Lay me out a beat..

Yo yo it's Shapo shippity Shapo here to bring the syrup, I hate to do it but I'm about to make a TTW stirrup, you see me as a next gen bum shuffler but you boomers can take this ball and shove it up your muffler, your boy Djoker couldn't even do it right as I not only did it to the chair umpire but I took his sight.

Jumping backhands like I am playing a video game an doin a combo, past you like a torpedo, painting a van Gogh, putting on a show, fakin like ostapenko, is that tennis elbow, let me finish this manifesto all while rappin in my studio.

Red white and blue Wait scratch the blue as I rock this place better than blink182, time for Canada to shine so sit down and whine, everything will be fine, TTW always tells us to give us time, now take it away my partner in crime...

Yo yo yo... The name is FAA, my boy Shapo is telling you wut up eh? qu'est-ce que ça fait maintenant que le Canada prend du tennis par tempête, you hit to his backhand you are playing Russian Canada roulette, laissez l'érable s'enfoncer, time to make this a reality, pardon mon français, wait who am I kidding you are djoker fans so you hear this from him everyday.

Tellin dem how it is FAA, so here is what I have left to say, my blonde locks lookin like luke Skywalker, cygs blocker, take your talker back to the locker, he will be on court like a sleep walker while I rock out like a punk rocker, this about to be a shocker.

You hurt my boy Rafa in the past, now go check the weather forecast, stand there flabbergast, I'm the outcast, steadfast in the Newscast, man this will be a blast.

Like Gretzky I will dangle and snipe, so stick that in your pipe, I am about to take down Djoker on grass, take him to class... And beat his :oops:.

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