donquijote
G.O.A.T.
I love one liner jokes!
Just the short ones please. Okay maybe two lines is also OK!
Here is a couple from the legendary Rodney Dangerfield (RIP).
My wife likes to talk to me during sex. Last night she called me from the hotel.
A bartender asked me what I would like to have. I said 'Surprise me!' and he showed me a naked picture of my wife!
Just the short ones please. Okay maybe two lines is also OK!
Here is a couple from the legendary Rodney Dangerfield (RIP).
My wife likes to talk to me during sex. Last night she called me from the hotel.
A bartender asked me what I would like to have. I said 'Surprise me!' and he showed me a naked picture of my wife!