That is why I am even more interested.
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That is why I am even more interested.
fivepointfiveplayer
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So I have a question.. Is Sureshs the Suresh in that tennis video? or is it a running joke. Just new to the forum. Quite amusing.
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Deleted member 733170
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Sureshs is an out of control algorithmic AYCEbot.
fivepointfiveplayer
New User
lol...Where did those videos actually originate from and what's suresh take on those? I can't believe someone who posts so many messages on a tennis forum is quite bad at tennis.
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
Running is a joke for Suresh.
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
You are in great danger here my friend.
Old Skool Graphite
Semi-Pro
The people who are making a living on tennis - whether it's coaching or actually playing - are not spending their time blogging...
Suresh is a keyboard warrior, meaning he can TELL people how to play tennis but he can't actually do it. And rather than admit his incompetence he'd rather deflect onto other topics he's equally ignorant on, such as religion, politics, and, perhaps most comically, fitness in general.
You don't get 40000 poasts overnight. It takes a complete and utter lack of social life as well as egotism of the highest order.
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gut wax
Hall of Fame
sureshs is expert. He'll even tell you so Himself.
"That is not the point. I am superior to all posters on the forum, that is the main thing." - sureshs
tennis4me
Hall of Fame
Now you'll never get invited to Nirvannnah.
I've been saying nice things about him, and yet I'm still waiting for his invitation to reach enlightenment. Receiving a quoted reply (aka "poast" here in TT slang) from Him is rare and is considered a badge of honor.There's enough materials here to make a quote book about Sureshian Wisdom. It'll probably make it to #1 NYT Best Sellers.
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
You might be suffering from dementia as you ask similar questions over and over.
https://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/index.php?threads/bigger-legend-sureshs-or-leed.592198/
Maybe you've been over-exposed to Suresh without wearing the certified mask only available from the legendary Vortexian @stringertom
stringertom
Bionic Poster
LeeDF must first overcome a properly installed net before he could overpower SexiSuri with his serve. Have you not watched this?:
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
He's very proud of them.
He also pokes fun at players who are better than him, and claims they never played tennis !
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
I can't believe someone actually used these two words in one sentence, and the universe did not collapse or explode.
He has no weaknesses, you can try to use his strengths to your advantage (whatever that means) but no one has won that way either.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Old Skool Graphite
Semi-Pro
Stringertom and I thank you for your insights !
You, Tom and BreakPoint are different...insightful, well-endowed.
By the way, it's 2:26AM hear in the States and I'm still poasting!
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Tee hee LOL! You said Sureshs, tennis and running in the same poast. The only thing he runs for is the line at the AYCE buffet or to avoid paying for his regular restaurant meals.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
I just got wood!
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
Found some Suresh t-shirts.
Simon_the_furry
Hall of Fame
Pleased to see the Sureshs thread is still going strong.
Power Player
Bionic Poster
LeeD can annihilate any falling 4.0 in a San Fran 60's and up senior league.
Big_Dangerous
Talk Tennis Guru
Who's the guy that LeeD was playing? Vids like that are great! I should take a video of me and my buddy playing sometime, haha!
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Sureshs gives a whole new meaning to financial jargon.
For example 'net income' is really a euphemism for a Sureshsian drop volley as per the fabled gif.
EPS is earnings per smell and a useful metric for valuing Sureshsian dung and gas - some of the most sought after commodities after the spray (TM). This is related to cash flow, that is to say the flow of poop and gas into cash. It is said that Sureshs Inc has the quickest cash conversion cycle not just in the gas industry but any industry.
Leverage is threat of an impromptu fart and Sureshs Inc is always given an 'overweight' recommendation by the broking community.
Sureshs has certainly given new meaning to the concepts in accountummy.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
You will receive a quarterly repoart from DollyJoel for this poast!
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Big, where were you to have missed the hoopla here surrounding this exho between SoCal's finest MAXIMAC and NorCal's legend LeeDF????????
stringertom
Bionic Poster
dgold has come up with the explanation for why it's fruitless to attempt understanding the concept of SexiSuri's heavy ballz.
#Ungrabbable
#Ungrabbable
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
Do you still have a job?
stringertom
Bionic Poster
SexiSuri has weighed in on the subject of heavy matter. Check it out!
Big_Dangerous
Talk Tennis Guru
Yeah I vaguely remember that a while back, but I couldn't remember who the guy playing LeeD was. Speaking of which, I haven't seen him poast in a while, I hope he's okay.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Permaban.
Big_Dangerous
Talk Tennis Guru
LeeD was permabanned? Where the heck was I for that, lol?! Maybe it was when I took like a month off back in the Spring? I guess he had multiple accounts, or did he do something incredibly stupid?
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Oh, I thought you were referring to Maxi. As far as I know, LeeDF is active.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Just checked, @Big_Dangerous and his last activity was 9/23. Maybe a vacation???
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Big waves there when SexiSuri dives in.
Big_Dangerous
Talk Tennis Guru
gut wax
Hall of Fame
Be the laxative. Smootherer.
"That is not the point. I am superior to all posters on the forum, that is the main thing." - sureshs
Power Player
Bionic Poster
Woke up in a hot sweat last night. Fearing a fever, I turned on my light only to see the Poobs at the foot of my bed.
He had been blessing me with his spray while I slept. Like the stigmata, this is a gift many pray daily for.
He had been blessing me with his spray while I slept. Like the stigmata, this is a gift many pray daily for.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
I keep my fridge fully stocked to entertain him and away from my bedroom during his nocturnal visits. He leaves me a six-pack of Spray in return. My way is a much less alarming transaction.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
I see your new avatar mocks Nike and suresh in one singular caustic act against humanity. I have reported this to Nike and my attorney is reaching out to Suresh for a litigious spray.
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
Your attorney can find him at Sunset Super Buffet tomorrow all day. Suresh won't be able to speak a word though as his mouth will be full all the time.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Dat silhouetto of The Man shows exquisite both footwork and foodwork along with Herculean strength to achieve liftoff for a Smootherer-like backhand smash. How is that mocking The Great One???
Sentinel
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