Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?

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Sentinel

Sentinel

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junior74 said:
All poasts bee lo have bean repoarted for derailing.
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Thanks. Our lives are of no coincidence compered to the holy exploits of suresh.

I am watching saboosh destroy Ultron with his drop volleys(™), totally unfair to use the dreaded Drop Volley at the pro level.

It's a round robin match, so automatically saboosh has an unfair advantage, being rounder than others.
 
Genious at Work

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sureshs said:
I did not want to get into this, but you are forcing me. She did have a bag but no hopper. When she first arrived on the court, she was alone, and wanted to carry a dozen balls to one side to serve. So she bent down, lifted her mini skirt totally up, took the balls one by one from her bag, and put it into her skirt like someone collecting alms, and then walked down the court with the skirt completely pulled up and holding the balls. Yes she was wearing compression shorts underneath.

Then after the 3rd warmup with me, she stood a couple of feet in front of me and explained how she watches every slow motion video out there to improve her technique, all the while with her skirt again pulled up and polishing her sunglasses with it.

The last time something like this happened involved a woman who would store extra balls in her top, and then meticulously search and take them out, but nothing like this.

And yes she is a bonafide beach volleyball semi pro. Saw photos of her with her team.
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You have a talent to write lyrical descripshiuns that rivals that of the greatest poets. I Siriusly knew I was up for something gud by the time you said I was forcing your hand into it. By the time I got done... let's say I'm typing with one hand. Wow.

She could get to a third warmup with you? She must be a goddess to be able to withstand that kind of a punishment.
 
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stringertom said:
Mye deigh iz briter dew two de reetern uv JollyDolly!!!
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Every time Dolly is missing for a while I hold my breadth until I hear Sureshs is safe and sound.

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stringertom said:
Mini a thyme will a Sabooshsian sulphur pane frum Hiz reeleeces sew wee mussed offur sum phorm uv thayerapee.
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Passing out in the presence of Gureshs happens at times to his most devout followers. Some people claim rapture, some people claim Methane intoxication, but everyone agrees that when you wake up Sureshs is gone and the manager of P.F. Chang's along with two cops are standing over you demanding payment of a three figure bill.
 
JoelDali

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Sentinel said:
Jeejo and Latha down with flu, Shetty and Dikshit manning the phones at the STC.
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Jeejo has offered to help your declining game on multiple occasions. But your unwillingness to strive for 4.0 Topless Tuesday men’s league immortality is detrimental and disgraceful to the Indian Internet Tennis Professional Federeration.

Latha is still open to welcoming you back to the STC with multiple chocolate shower shaves if u choose to revert before dinner time.
 
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JoelDali said:
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The first time I saw the droop volley I was like

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but then it didn't take too long for me to start
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However, after realizing the reepercushions of Sureshs in the men's game I began
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Now, every time I watch the droop volley I always pheel the same way.

Siriusly, I really think you should think what you are doing.
I don't think you are ready for the truth, I tell ewe close ur browser now and forget this ever happened.
I implore you, stop now. Donut continue. I repeat, Hitman. Do not continue
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Donut say I didn't warn you.
 
stringertom

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Genious at Work said:
The first time I saw the droop volley I was like

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but then it didn't take too long for me to start
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However, after realizing the reepercushions of Sureshs in the men's game I began
giphy.gif


Now, every time I watch the droop volley I always pheel the same way.

Siriusly, I really think you should think what you are doing.
I don't think you are ready for the truth, I tell ewe close ur browser now and forget this ever happened.
I implore you, stop now. Donut continue. I repeat, Hitman. Do not continue
WTcKt.gif

Donut say I didn't warn you.
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Eye mussed admitt de furst vue uv the droop volleigh terned bipedtom inntwo tripodtom.
 
JoelDali

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Genious at Work said:
The first time I saw the droop volley I was like

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but then it didn't take too long for me to start
giphy.gif


However, after realizing the reepercushions of Sureshs in the men's game I began
giphy.gif


Now, every time I watch the droop volley I always pheel the same way.

Siriusly, I really think you should think what you are doing.
I don't think you are ready for the truth, I tell ewe close ur browser now and forget this ever happened.
I implore you, stop now. Donut continue. I repeat, Hitman. Do not continue
WTcKt.gif

Donut say I didn't warn you.
Click to expand...

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Sentinel

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
JoelDali said:
Jeejo has offered to help your declining game on multiple occasions. But your unwillingness to strive for 4.0 Topless Tuesday men’s league immortality is detrimental and disgraceful to the Indian Internet Tennis Professional Federeration.

Latha is still open to welcoming you back to the STC with multiple chocolate shower shaves if u choose to revert before dinner time.
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You are back !!!

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Sentinel

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
JoelDali said:
Jeejo has offered to help your declining game on multiple occasions. But your unwillingness to strive for 4.0 Topless Tuesday men’s league immortality is detrimental and disgraceful to the Indian Internet Tennis Professional Federeration.

Latha is still open to welcoming you back to the STC with multiple chocolate shower shaves if u choose to revert before dinner time.
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Regret to inform you that Jeejo and Latha are on honeymoon in Bangkok.

Shetty is handling the STC Front Desk. Dikshit is heading the backend team.
Please contact them for any requirements via gishpuppy.

Suresh Shetty - Wikipedia

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