Tennis Warehouse-Mid Atlantic Chapter

shintan17

Semi-Pro
Are you for real or what, homes?

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This guy looks like me :shock:
 

zapvor

G.O.A.T.
Excuse me.....I am the king of bombermen. I don't misfire like that. I just thought it was time for my Jeep to burn into as ashes. Man...BBQ...and beers...you guys are "DONE". Sup, you need to stop passing your bad drinking habit to youngsters of TW MAC. Although, I admit you are a lot skinner than I am, your belly is definitely bigger than mine.

hahahahahha. man i miss shin :( :(:(
 

iplaybetter

Hall of Fame
Here is the address and directions to the courts - http://www.restontennis.org/Facilities.html

11550 Glade Dr
Reston, VA 20191

I-495 to Rt 267 West (Dulles Toll Rd) to Reston Pkwy South, turn left onto Reston Pkwy, go 1.7 miles and turn left onto South Lakes Dr, go 1 mile and turn right onto Soapstone Dr. Go 1/2 mile and turn right onto Glade, courts are on your right.

Here's the mapquest map to the Glade Courts: http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp...te=va&zipcode=

oh never mind then
 

zapvor

G.O.A.T.
so all i have to say is 6 hours straight of tennis yesturday= orgasm


my legs are dead though. and it was great to meet hollywood. he likes my fist pumps. just ask him.

iplaybetter-we will have to try again sometime. shoot me an email or something.
 

shintan17

Semi-Pro
so all i have to say is 6 hours straight of tennis yesturday= orgasm


my legs are dead though. and it was great to meet hollywood. he likes my fist pumps. just ask him.

iplaybetter-we will have to try again sometime. shoot me an email or something.

Take videos, and show me your improvement. If you ever bageled me in singles, I would quit tennis :oops:
 

zapvor

G.O.A.T.
Take videos, and show me your improvement. If you ever bageled me in singles, I would quit tennis :oops:

i will get video. can someone lend me a cam? no vast improvement though. but soon;) dont ever say that. next time i see you i am bageling you in 30minutes.
 

Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
TWMAC April 08 Meeting - 19th, Reston Glade Clay Courts

April 19th, Saturday 10am - 1pm.

Should be another great meet!

Some games, some round robin, some radar gun testing and to top it off, ... TFM's favorite passed time.. bbq!

Cost will be $15-$20 bucks depending on count. That reserves 4 clay courts.

Members that have confirmed (?= pending. Deadline 4/11 Fri 5pm):
1. Sup2dresq
2. TFM
3. JRSTRIKER
4. Topaz
5. Magmasilk
6. TheJRK
7. Shcmad
8. Jjosh
9. Xisbum?
10.MrHan?
11.Sapient007
12.Thumberland
13. Nitefly
14. Future Mrs. Jjosh
15.
16.

BBQ list:

Things we need (add if something was missed):
Cups, Napkins, Plates -
Condiments and Sauces-
Grill-
Charcoal-
Chips/Nachos-
Appetizers-
Desserts/Cookies-
Fold out chairs-
Coolers-
Ice-
Bug Spray-

Things we have:
Meats/Fish - TFM
Greens - TheJRK
Fruits/Veggies- Topaz
Jerk Chicken - JRSTriker
Ribs/Bulgogi- Nitefly
Potato Salad/Gatorade- Jjjosh
2 liter soda- Shcmad

Thanks
"El Jefe"
Sup2dresq
 

Topaz

Legend
I have a few chairs I could bring, not so much 'lawn' chairs, but they are folding chairs. Might grab some snacks as well.
 

zapvor

G.O.A.T.
i dont get it. why do we need folding chairs? what kind of picnic area doesnt have benches and stuff? or is this to sit courtside and watch when not playing?
 

Topaz

Legend
Some pictures i took of the picnic area:

Hopefully the weather holds up for next Saturday. They haven't laid down the new clay yet, so the courst will be brand new for the TWMAC.

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The community center/pool is right there.. aka bathrooms!

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i dont get it. why do we need folding chairs? what kind of picnic area doesnt have benches and stuff? or is this to sit courtside and watch when not playing?

14/16 people. One picnic table.
 

shintan17

Semi-Pro
i dont get it. why do we need folding chairs? what kind of picnic area doesnt have benches and stuff? or is this to sit courtside and watch when not playing?

Hey....take it easy on old senior citizens. They all need something to sit on.

I don't recall you need to sit around when you do BBQ outside, but it's a different story this time I guess because they would be all drinking beers to make even bigger bellys for coming summer....am I right, folks? :oops:
 

JRstriker12

Hall of Fame
14/16 people. One picnic table.

I have a small "Card Table" I can bring.

I used to have a canopy that we used for the annual Ruffin Backyard Grill party, but the quality Wal-Mart construction fell apart after 2 years of use. Oh, and my next door neighbor borrowing it and fraking it up also sped that process along.

If we're short chairs, peeps should just bring a picnic blanket - plenty of trees there for shade.
 

shintan17

Semi-Pro
I have a small "Card Table" I can bring.

I used to have a canopy that we used for the annual Ruffin Backyard Grill party, but the quality Wal-Mart construction fell apart after 2 years of use. Oh, and my next door neighbor borrowing it and fraking it up also sped that process along.

If we're short chairs, peeps should just bring a picnic blanket - plenty of trees there for shade.

Man, that sounds VERY fun...!! How's everything, my man? I see your daughter becoming next legend in Tennis, right? :)
 

JRstriker12

Hall of Fame
Man, that sounds VERY fun...!! How's everything, my man? I see your daughter becoming next legend in Tennis, right? :)

Yeah - it's a lot of work, but tons of fun! We'll prob do it again in July or August. Last time we had 50-75 people show.

Little Bri is doing well. She even has a few little tennis outfits. I posted a pict of her in a little yellow puma outfit with my pure drive.
 

JRstriker12

Hall of Fame
U guys wanna hear my Sam Cassell jersey. I just saw him on TV plyin for celtics and felt like tellin this again

I was flying from baltimoer to Hawaii in 1st class, with the layover in Minn. Sam was in the process of contract negos with the T-Wolves. I noticed him during the flight, but if I was a pro athelete or celeb I wouldnt want to be bothered in this situation soI did nothing.

When the flight lands obviously i have to drain the main vain, so I look for the closest BRoom. As I am about to walk in there who is coming out but none other than Sam "The Alien" Cassell. He was talking on his cell phone and was nice to enough to tell whomever he was talking to too hold on. He then told me not to go in the bathroom because someone had blew it up in there (while waving his hand in front of his face like Ace Ventura). He then went back to his phone conversation while I said "Thanks for the warning man".

Sam then got off the phone again and said "No problem, I just would not want anyone else to smell what I just smelt in there"

So in my book Sam is an allright guy

Hmmmm.... If sam was the last one in, maybe he was the one that "Blew it up" - HAH!

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"Don't Nobody Go In The Bathroom For The Next 35-45 Minutes"
 

hollywood9826

Hall of Fame
If he did blow it up he must have dropped that Bomb in like 20 seconds :)

nice pic of Witherspoon though. That man was on 98 rock BMore the other mornin promoting his showtime gig. He said visit his website bang bang bang bang dot com. But make sure you have 4 bangs cuz 3 is a pizzorn site. I was laughing for somereason. I thinks its just the way the guy says stuff. He is the man.
 

Xisbum

Semi-Pro
9. Xisbum?

BBQ list:

Things we need (add if something was missed):
Cups, Napkins, Plates -
Condiments and Sauces-
Grill-
Charcoal-
Chips/Nachos-
Appetizers-
Desserts/Cookies-
Fold out chairs-
Coolers-
Ice-
Bug Spray-

Things we have:
Meats/Fish - TFM
Greens - TheJRK
Fruits/Veggies- Topaz
Jerk Chicken - JRSTriker
Ribs/Bulgogi- Nitefly
Potato Salad/Gatorade- Jjjosh
2 liter soda- Shcmad

Thanks
"El Jefe"
Sup2dresq

Hey, Jefe. I'm in, no ? about it. Assign me something to bring, other than quick feet and a smiley face. :)
 

JRstriker12

Hall of Fame
If he did blow it up he must have dropped that Bomb in like 20 seconds :)

nice pic of Witherspoon though. That man was on 98 rock BMore the other mornin promoting his showtime gig. He said visit his website bang bang bang bang dot com. But make sure you have 4 bangs cuz 3 is a pizzorn site. I was laughing for somereason. I thinks its just the way the guy says stuff. He is the man.

HEH! That story you told had JW written all over it!

Yeah - he's the man. Love him as Grandpa on the Boondocks.
 

Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
April 19th, Saturday 10am - 1pm.

Should be another great meet!

Some games, some round robin, some radar gun testing and to top it off, ... TFM's favorite passed time.. bbq!

Cost will be $15-$20 bucks depending on count. That reserves 4 clay courts.

Members that have confirmed (?= pending. Deadline 4/11 Fri 5pm):
1. Sup2dresq
2. TFM
3. JRSTRIKER
4. Topaz
5. Magmasilk
6. TheJRK
7. Shcmad
8. Jjosh
9. Xisbum
10.MrHan?
11.Sapient007
12.Thumberland
13. Nitefly
14. Future Mrs. Jjosh
15.
16.

BBQ list:

Things we need (add if something was missed):
Cups, Napkins, Plates -
Condiments and Sauces-
Grill-
Charcoal-
Appetizers-
Desserts/Cookies-
Fold out chairs-
Coolers-
Ice-
Bug Spray-

Things we have:
Meats/Fish - TFM
Greens - TheJRK
Fruits/Veggies- Topaz
Jerk Chicken - JRSTriker
Ribs/Bulgogi- Nitefly
Potato Salad/Gatorade- Jjjosh
2 liter soda- Shcmad
Chips/Nahos- Xisbum

Thanks
"El Jefe"
Sup2dresq
 

sapient007

Semi-Pro
Bug spray?? that's what korean food is for

i'll take care of
Ice
Cups, Napkins, Plates
Condiments and Sauces
+ what ever else i find around my apt.
 

tfm1973

Semi-Pro
this meets shaping up quite nicely. i like that we're going to have plenty of courts and some new people showing up. i'm pretty much tired of all the old farts. ;)

i also wonder how well i can play with 20 pounds of bbq meat in my belly?

while i'm confirmed - wife and chubby baby may be out. my wife's grandmother is gonna be in town. the woman is strong as an ox and 90 years old. they'll be visiting grandma in the boonies of virginia and i'll likely join them after the bbq.

since JRstreaker isn't bringing Bri - we'll have to postpone the baby duel. i had visions of a baby thunderdome. two babies enter, one baby leave.
 

Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
TWMAC April 08 Meeting

April 19th, Saturday 10am - 1pm.

Should be another great meet!

Some games, some round robin, some radar gun testing and to top it off, ... TFM's favorite passed time.. bbq!

Cost will be $15-$20 bucks depending on count. That reserves 4 clay courts.

Members that have confirmed (?= pending. Deadline 4/11 Fri 5pm):
1. Sup2dresq
2. TFM
3. JRSTRIKER
4. Topaz
5. Magmasilk
6. TheJRK
7. Shcmad
8. Jjosh
9. Xisbum
10.MrHan?
11.Sapient007
12.Thumberland
13. Nitefly
14. Future Mrs. Jjosh
15.
16.

BBQ list:

Things we need (add if something was missed):
Condiments and Sauces-
Grill-
Charcoal-
Appetizers-
Desserts/Cookies-
Fold out chairs-
Coolers-
Ice-
Bug Spray-

Things we have:
Meats/Fish - TFM
Greens - TheJRK
Fruits/Veggies- Topaz
Jerk Chicken - JRSTriker
Ribs/Bulgogi- Nitefly
Potato Salad/Gatorade- Jjjosh
2 liter soda- Shcmad
Chips/Nahos- Xisbum
Cups, Napkins, Plates, Forks, Knives, and Spoons - Sapient007

Thanks
"El Jefe"
Sup2dresq
 

Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
give a man an inch he takes a yard. i'm putting my feet down and have to say yes.. okay.. what ever you want sup. :)

I like you sapient007.

I'll put together a roster of teams soon. Then we can begin the handicap point theories and arguements.

TFM, would Cindy like to join us? Seems this meeting will have a lot of female players. Oh, that reminds me, Zapvor you showing up at all?

Shcmad and PP, are you going to make it? Wont be the same without your bert and ernie show.

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Cindysphinx

G.O.A.T.
Sup, I can't make it. I have a thing with my husband later that day, and I have a thing with my ladies tennis team that day also.

Keep me in mind for the next one, 'Kay?
 

McLovin

Legend
In case anyone cares, here's my X-ray:

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Oh yeah, it happened playing 2-hand touch football. I guess I'm really not 19 anymore...
 

sapient007

Semi-Pro
In case anyone cares, here's my X-ray:

Oh yeah, it happened playing 2-hand touch football. I guess I'm really not 19 anymore...

get well soon.. it could be worse. like if it had happened when you were wiping your butt or something of that sort.. i think sup's handicap point rule book (section 13 paragraph 2 3rd sentence) states that broken collar bones are awarded 1 point per set. i hope you use it well.. :)

seriously, get well soon and cheer up :)
 

JRstriker12

Hall of Fame
Thanks to JRK for the great hitting session tonight. For peeps who didn't play, you missed some great tennis weather.

Me and JRK started out with some hitting then moved on to play 21. I lost that game since I decided to go for a winner from about 10 ft behind the baseline on match point. We played two sets after that. JRK came from behind to win the first one 6-3 (correct me if I'm wrong JRK). In the second set, I managed to eek out a win, also 6-3.

Overall it was a good night.

Anyway, if DC peeps are interested, me and JRK are trying to set up some double for next week in DC or Arlington -maybe Thursday. JRK knows some sweet lighted courts just a fee minutes away from the Pentagon City metro.

TFM? Sapient??? You up for it?

JR
 

zapvor

G.O.A.T.
I like you sapient007.

I'll put together a roster of teams soon. Then we can begin the handicap point theories and arguements.

TFM, would Cindy like to join us? Seems this meeting will have a lot of female players. Oh, that reminds me, Zapvor you showing up at all?

Shcmad and PP, are you going to make it? Wont be the same without your bert and ernie show.

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no confirm for me. 10AM too early.

shcmad already confirmed....and you posted his name likes 5 times on the list already...i guess you need more sleep or something?
 

Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
shcmad already confirmed....and you posted his name likes 5 times on the list already...i guess you need more sleep or something?

Fool! He also told me that he has to rely on PurePrestige for a ride. Hence the question..

*kicks zapvor*
 

magmasilk

New User
Anyway, if DC peeps are interested, me and JRK are trying to set up some double for next week in DC or Arlington -maybe Thursday. JRK knows some sweet lighted courts just a fee minutes away from the Pentagon City metro.

tower park? i'll play sometime next week. i also have access to pretty good community (private) lighted courts in shirlington.
 

JRstriker12

Hall of Fame
tower park? i'll play sometime next week. i also have access to pretty good community (private) lighted courts in shirlington.

I don't know what the name of the park was where we played last night - JRK might know. Your courts in Shirlington could work too. We'll figure it out.

So Magma -you in for doubles next week? I'm thinking we play Thursday.

If Magma's in, we just need a fourth person.
 

tfm1973

Semi-Pro
if you still need that 4th JRstreaker -- count me in for Thursday.

McLovin -- i didn't see if you posted it but HOW did you break your collarbone. isn't that a rather tough bone to break. i thought it takes a LOT of force to break that sucker. i bet you mouthed off to your woman didn't you. you gotta do what i do and mutter stuff under your breath.
 
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