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Angle Queen

Professional
AQ, what do you use?
I presume you're talking about racquets.

I'm a one racquet kinda gal. Always have been.

I play with a Wilson nCode n5 Force 98, strung up with Sensation @ 55lbs. It's not leaded up or customized in any way. Nope, kinda like me: a plain jane who's never had any plastic surgery. :p

Don't know what I'll do when they both break. They don't make 'em anymore (I broke down and bought a spare when I heard they were breaking the mold)...and the few other sticks I've tried (usually because a friend raved over it)...just didn't do it for me. The few who've swung my racquet think it on the heavy side but invariably compliment its fairly large sweet spot and forgiving nature. I have never, knock on wood, had any wrist, elbow, arm or shoulder issues. At this stage in my (old) age, with that track record, I'd be a fool to fool around on my love.
 

Topaz

Legend
I presume you're talking about racquets.

I'm a one racquet kinda gal. Always have been.

I play with a Wilson nCode n5 Force 98, strung up with Sensation @ 55lbs. It's not leaded up or customized in any way. Nope, kinda like me: a plain jane who's never had any plastic surgery. :p

Don't know what I'll do when they both break. They don't make 'em anymore (I broke down and bought a spare when I heard they were breaking the mold)...and the few other sticks I've tried (usually because a friend raved over it)...just didn't do it for me. The few who've swung my racquet think it on the heavy side but invariably compliment its fairly large sweet spot and forgiving nature. I have never, knock on wood, had any wrist, elbow, arm or shoulder issues. At this stage in my (old) age, with that track record, I'd be a fool to fool around on my love.

Haha, yes...racquets. And you are not a plain jane...I have a picture to prove it!

I'm tempted by the reports of some extra pop with the new PD. And I threw a Yonex in there on the repeated recommendations of a friend. WTH.

I hope I hate both of them. I can't afford new sticks!

It is good that you've found The One. :) Some of us continue the search!
 

tennismonkey

Semi-Pro
lol. be that as it may sappy, for being such a gourmand - your favorite meal is ham and lychee.

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sapient007

Semi-Pro
when the chef of the said meal is the SO.. i'd better fing love it. however in monkey style it'd be like..



made ham and lycee last night.. fing yum


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zapvor

G.O.A.T.
lol i like how on a tennis forum we are bragging about out culinary prowness and nothing about tennis.

i can make a really good mac n cheese. oh yeaaaaaaaaa
and pasta. i win.

on a serious note my coworker is going through what we call a mid life crisis. so heres the options for poll-which would you pick:

A. 2005 M3 with 44K miles $25K
B. 2008 Evo with 11K miles $29ishK
C. 2006 Cayman S $33K forget the miles on this one

for reference hes got a gold big ford explorer right now
 

sapient007

Semi-Pro
^^

you can get a 2005 m3 with 44k miles for 25k?? sign me up. i'm going through a crisis.



lol i like how on a tennis forum we are bragging about out culinary prowness and nothing about tennis.

i can make a really good mac n cheese. oh yeaaaaaaaaa
and pasta. i win.


^^ i'll post this a la monkey style for you.

i can make this mac and cheese..golden goodness. oh yeaaaahh fing yum


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zapvor

G.O.A.T.
^^

you can get a 2005 m3 with 44k miles for 25k?? sign me up. i'm going through a crisis.






^^ i'll post this a la monkey style for you.

i can make this mac and cheese..golden goodness. oh yeaaaahh fing yum


gold-bars.jpg

thats what i told him!!! but hes going through crisis, testing driving like hes demoing frames.
 

Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
is there a plan to get together tomorrow night? can someone txt me if it does go down?

Paulman and downs.

Going to Lakeside Inn at south lake shopping center around 8, then heading downtown.

Sappy,

You got plans tonight? I'm thinking Chinatown. I am not sure the number I have is your current one. 202-sau-ceme.
 

Hitman99

Rookie
Just put dinner on the grill: pork tenderloin, marinated for 30 minutes in Dale's sauce, plus a Tbsp of Tiger Sauce, then coated with rib rub and a touch of white pepper. Got the grill up to 500 degrees, dumped a cup of soaked apple chips on the coals, put on the tenderloins, split into 4 pieces. Temp dropped immediately to 350, cut back the air, smoke is pouring out like a chimney. I'll check the meat temp in about 20 minutes, after the smoke has died down.

Opened a nice bottle of an Aussie Shiraz, started the asparagus spears.

Good eatin' tonight!!
 

PaulMan

Rookie
Paulman and downs.

Going to Lakeside Inn at south lake shopping center around 8, then heading downtown.

Sappy,

You got plans tonight? I'm thinking Chinatown. I am not sure the number I have is your current one. 202-sau-ceme.

Sorry no can do tonight Sup. Momma's night out, which means I'm playing kindergarten cop with my 3 young'uns... lol :shock: Have fun!

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coolblue123

Hall of Fame
went to east pearl tonight at rockville. canto chinese style. not bad. I think they just opened 3 weeks ago.
someone told me of a bun bo hue place in gburg. its next to the costco there. had anyone tried b4?
 

zapvor

G.O.A.T.
went to east pearl tonight at rockville. canto chinese style. not bad. I think they just opened 3 weeks ago.
someone told me of a bun bo hue place in gburg. its next to the costco there. had anyone tried b4?

i think i need to go eat with you. forget tennis
 

Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
Dats/ jrk....anyone

Heading to dogfish now for a drink. Don't be like old fart sappy and out dated android. I'll be there at 9
 

sapient007

Semi-Pro
Don't be like old fart sappy and out dated android.

sup txts at 8-9ish about drinking... i drag thumber out for some food and arrive just before ~10pm... orders fries and beer.. ~looks around ~ calls sup.. hey dood where are you we are here, (we didn't want to bug him in case he was eating with fam so we were at the bar).. ~sup.. hmmm. we are leaving va. hang in the bar, be over in at 11~ ... ~there's no way he'll get from reston to dc, park, get to bar in 20mins.. ~thumber and i finish up and out... = old fart
 

Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
sup txts at 8-9ish about drinking... i drag thumber out for some food and arrive just before ~10pm... orders fries and beer.. ~looks around ~ calls sup.. hey dood where are you we are here, (we didn't want to bug him in case he was eating with fam so we were at the bar).. ~sup.. hmmm. we are leaving va. hang in the bar, be over in at 11~ ... ~there's no way he'll get from reston to dc, park, get to bar in 20mins.. ~thumber and i finish up and out... = old fart

Edit: sup said Reston then downtown. Texted sap that I would be there at 11. He gets there at 10. 10:23pm text: hey (android) and I are a bit tired, we'll finish our food and go home. We are old farts.Have fun.

Sup and sis make it to place at 11pm. Ended up there, then midtown.

Ackbar was right about sappy meet up.
 

sapient007

Semi-Pro
Edit: sup said Reston then downtown. Texted sap that I would be there at 11. He gets there at 10. 10:23pm text: hey (android) and I are a bit tired, we'll finish our food and go home. We are old farts.Have fun.

Sup and sis make it to place at 11pm. Ended up there, then midtown.

Ackbar was right about sappy meet up.

1. did not deny old fart

2. that critical piece of info of 11 would of been great at 9pm or even 10pm..
 

tennismonkey

Semi-Pro
the problem as i see it is that you guys didn't have zapvor organize your little get together. he would've gotten you center court at legg mason and bottle service.

also i had this nasty purple toenail on the piggie that went to the market i think. been thinking it was gonna fall off months ago. last night i had enough and thought i'd cut it out myself. after a little bit it starts to fall off on it's own. and underneath it? kindof a baby toenail. so it was a full size toenail with a baby toenail underneath. i think my wife nearly threw up.
 

zapvor

G.O.A.T.
ok MAC

question for all of you-i am trying to set up a tournament probably around May. would anyone be interested in playing?
 

tennismonkey

Semi-Pro
taking paulman out of a match with a leg injury is probably worth about $10. taking auzzie out of a match by breaking both his ankles is more difficult and worth about $100. i tore sappy's calf muscle and i did it for free.
 

hollywood9826

Hall of Fame
taking paulman out of a match with a leg injury is probably worth about $10. taking auzzie out of a match by breaking both his ankles is more difficult and worth about $100. i tore sappy's calf muscle and i did it for free.

Is the auzzie value so high beciase he always wearing the atmoic ankle braces on both legs? If so we need to up that so I'll pull a Vilma and chuck in 10gs to anyone who takes out brett favre. and 25gs to anyone who gets me naked pictures of jenn sterger.

lol come on guys

I dont play in tournaments unless they garunteed 3 matches in a stadium court that seats 5k + spectators, but I dont want any spectators thier. Just an empty stadium.
 

PaulMan

Rookie
taking paulman out of a match with a leg injury is probably worth about $10. taking auzzie out of a match by breaking both his ankles is more difficult and worth about $100. i tore sappy's calf muscle and i did it for free.

tennismonkey, I'm quite taken aback and fortunate you'd think I'd be worth $10. But honestly, that's a cheap shot - it wouldn't take any skill to give me a leg injury. You wouldn't even need to try...lol I could really just stand there, lean on my bad leg at an angle and the knee might pop... :shock:
 
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sapient007

Semi-Pro
taking paulman out of a match with a leg injury is probably worth about $10. taking auzzie out of a match by breaking both his ankles is more difficult and worth about $100. i tore sappy's calf muscle and i did it for free.

lets give credit where credit is due..



i tore my own calf muscle and i did it for free.. talk about a manly act
 

tennismonkey

Semi-Pro
i believe after you tore your calf you walked yourself to a chinese buffet and after 10 plates - you then took yourself to the emergency room. true story.
 

Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
Suitcase packed.

I shall return in about a month perhaps.

Thanks dats for the hit. The skyline folks for being super cool. Sappy for being an old fart but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt that he tried. Paulman and downs, next time for sure (my people will call your people). Jrk, nice catching up with you, like old times....texts and missed calls...the mrs looks great (saw her at skyline). Topaz was hitting on the court next to me and dats (wave goodbye). Jrprostaff, enjoy florida on your business trip. Shcmad, enjoy Michigan, hopefully she doesn't make you wear a kato outfit while you drive and she sits in rear. Pure prestige....I don't know how to say goodbye in Bigfoot. I know how to say it in wookie 'growl waffles gone'. Tennis monkey, may your toenail grow back, and 'may you die and go to heaven half an hour before the devil realizes your dead'.

P.s. I was freezing this entire trip.
 

Xisbum

Semi-Pro
i believe after you tore your calf you walked yourself to a chinese buffet and after 10 plates - you then took yourself to the emergency room. true story.

Well don't they say put rice on an injury? Oh, wait, that's ICE. My bad.

Besides, I ran him so much one day he was coughing his lungs out. Now that's a real injury, woth at least a C note.
 

auzzieizm

Semi-Pro
taking paulman out of a match with a leg injury is probably worth about $10. taking auzzie out of a match by breaking both his ankles is more difficult and worth about $100. i tore sappy's calf muscle and i did it for free.
I thought you'd take care of both ankles that last time we played- running me ragged all over the court!

P.s. found my own keeper 18 main strings O3 frame. this could be the one!
Is the auzzie value so high beciase he always wearing the atmoic ankle braces on both legs? If so we need to up that so I'll pull a Vilma and chuck in 10gs to anyone who takes out brett favre. and 25gs to anyone who gets me naked pictures of jenn sterger.
I dont play in tournaments unless they garunteed 3 matches in a stadium court that seats 5k + spectators, but I dont want any spectators thier. Just an empty stadium.
What's the bounty if anyone can catch the king of scamperability!

P.s. anyone want to ship me a stringer?!?
 

tennismonkey

Semi-Pro
i wish i had a dollar for every time you thought you found your holy grail only to realize it's sitting in your bag and says Donnay. i believe i'd have about $90 which is barely enough to fill my gas tank.
 

auzzieizm

Semi-Pro
Go green! Sell your cars!!

And this really could be the one, it could leap frog the Donnay and the POGLB on my all time list.
 

PaulMan

Rookie
MAC,

Well the day has come & I can't really believe it's here. Today I turn the big 4-ohhh!

Also haven't hit a tennis ball for almost 4 weeks, so feeling a lil nostalgic! Lol
 

tennismonkey

Semi-Pro
happy birthday paulman! you will learn to 0-40 (love forty). see what i did there? that's a tennis pun. that one's free. i charge for the more hard hitting stuff.
 
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