Which is faster? A Ferrari or a Federer serve?

Prisoner of Birth · Sep 25, 2012

Just checking.

pvaudio · Sep 25, 2012

Irrelevant, since Ferraris require Federer's sweat to use as engine lubricant. Three drops is equivalent to 8 quarts of perfect synthetic, but gives you 50 free HP and 20lb-ft.

tricky · Sep 25, 2012

pvaudio said:
Irrelevant, since Ferraris require Federer's sweat to use as engine lubricant. Three drops is equivalent to 8 quarts of perfect synthetic, but gives you 50 free HP and 20lb-ft.

This is a blatant falsehood, as everybody knows Federer does not sweat! He merely glistens

The Meat · Sep 25, 2012

Wait so a Federer is not a sports car? Whoops

Sim · Sep 25, 2012

Fed's serve goes from 0 to 130 in less than half a second. Much better than any a Ferrari for sure.

Tenez101 · Sep 25, 2012

Federer would eat the Ferari alive on grass. On clay it's close.

Sim · Sep 25, 2012

Tenez101 said:
Federer would eat the Ferari alive on grass. On clay it's close.

However, the bull would tear Fed apart on clay. No contest.

Tenez101 · Sep 25, 2012

Sim said:
However, the bull would tear Fed apart on clay. No contest.

This thead is about Federer vs a Ferari. Please stick to the discussion topic.

dangalak · Sep 25, 2012

Sim said:
However, the bull would tear Fed apart on clay. No contest.

You mean Lamborghini, right?

Sim · Sep 25, 2012

dangalak said:
You mean Lamborghini, right?

Indeed! :twisted:

pvaudio · Sep 26, 2012

tricky said:
This is a blatant falsehood, as everybody knows Federer does not sweat! He merely glistens

And hence why Ferrari charges so much. An industry secret I've just divulged here, hopefully they never find this post :shock:

RF20Lennon · Sep 26, 2012

LOL!!! See I was right!!! :twisted:

Jackuar · Sep 26, 2012

Sim said:
Fed's serve goes from 0 to 130 in less than half a second. Much better than any a Ferrari for sure.

This. Epic WIN.

100 Federers :twisted:

RF20Lennon · Sep 26, 2012

Sim said:
Fed's serve goes from 0 to 130 in less than half a second. Much better than any a Ferrari for sure.

Thank you for proving me right!!!

W.P. Mayhew · Sep 26, 2012

Top Gear needs to answer this.

(I sense this is going the way of the thread about the music playing at the last US Open.)

RF20Lennon · Sep 26, 2012

Lol didn't think my post would've spurred a thread who knew??

KineticChain · Sep 26, 2012

Vague question. Ferrari Enzo top speed is about 220 mph whereas federer's fastest serves are in the 130s. Obviously the acceleration from rest will be faster with Fed's serve. But then again, your average weekend warrior's serve has higher acceleration from rest than a Ferrari as well. Pretty much a useless poll.

RF20Lennon · Sep 26, 2012

KineticChain said:
Vague question. Ferrari Enzo top speed is about 220 mph whereas federer's fastest serves are in the 130s. Obviously the acceleration from rest will be faster with Fed's serve. But then again, your average weekend warrior's serve has higher acceleration from rest than a Ferrari as well. Pretty much a useless poll.

On the fed vs tsonga thread I made a comment saying fed wins every poll here even you compare a Ferrari with his serve hence this theead

Mick · Sep 26, 2012

Federer's serve: 135 mph
Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG: 197 mph

Here's the video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEybuzuZM3k

RF20Lennon · Sep 26, 2012

Mick said:
Federer's serve: 135 mph
Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG: 197 mph

Here's the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEybuzuZM3k

Federer slowed it down as to not make his Sponsers product look bad :twisted:

KineticChain · Sep 26, 2012

RF20Lennon said:
On the fed vs tsonga thread I made a comment saying fed wins every poll here even you compare a Ferrari with his serve hence this theead

Ok now I'm pretty sure you're trolling...

You do realize this thread is called Which is faster? A Ferrari or a Federer serve? , right ?

Vcore89 · Sep 26, 2012

Federer is on a Merc commercial, naturally he has to be compared to an McLaren MP4 instead of the prancing horse!

LuckyR · Sep 26, 2012

Any knucklehead on this or any thread can hit a tennis ball from 0 - 100 mph faster than a six figure sports car.

However, seriously hot women make note of your car. Serve acceleration? Not so much.

Mick · Sep 26, 2012

Sim said:
Indeed! :twisted:

hehe. but there's a video on YouTube showing the Bugatti completely destroyed the high end Lamborghini

Bugatti's symbol is an elephant.
Elephant > Bull > Horse

Vcore89 · Sep 26, 2012

If filling the gas tank every 10 minutes after a drag race is cool then by all means go for the Bugatti. I'd settle for the Batman car, er Lambo Reventon.

smoledman · Sep 26, 2012

You can tell it's "silly season" time.

movdqa · Sep 26, 2012

> However, seriously hot women make note of your car. Serve
> acceleration? Not so much.

Vcore89 · Sep 26, 2012

That is how the void is filled after the USO, will have to wait for the WTF to make sense.:lol:

okdude1992 · Sep 26, 2012

voted for the ferrari. just cuz i knew the federer option would be winning. love ttw (planet federer)

RF20Lennon · Sep 26, 2012

okdude1992 said:
voted for the ferrari. just cuz i knew the federer option would be winning. love ttw (planet federer)

LOL thats what I said on the other thread and prisonerbybirth decided to test out my hypothesis and made a thread and I was right!!!

RF20Lennon · Sep 26, 2012

KineticChain said:
Ok now I'm pretty sure you're trolling...

You do realize this thread is called Which is faster? A Ferrari or a Federer serve? , right ?

LOL go read that thread! federer vs tsonga page 1

Sid_Vicious · Sep 26, 2012

okdude1992 said:
voted for the ferrari. just cuz i knew the federer option would be winning. love ttw (planet federer)

Wow, you are so perceptive! I am sure everyone who voted in this thread felt the need to dignify this thread with a serious response. Good on you, sir.

Prisoner of Birth · Sep 26, 2012

RF20Lennon said:
LOL thats what I said on the other thread and prisonerbybirth decided to test out my hypothesis and made a thread and I was right!!!

Prisoner of Birth.

Sentinel · Sep 27, 2012

I can't believe you guys are comparing Federer's serve to Ferrer's ? No disrespect to Dahveed, I assure you.

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