stringertom
Bionic Poster
^^^ You mean like how "Scrambled Eggs, oh my baby how I love your legs" became "Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away" for a couple of Liverpool lads!
Word Association!!
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Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
Making love with a woman from Nottingham in Sandwich Bay, a mama & papa to be...Make Love, not ham sandwiches
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Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
Pick-up Lines To Avoid
"I would like the scrambled eggs, and, oh my baby, how I love your legs!"
stringertom
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Hen-pecked husband's response after being slapped by his wife for ogling a passing beauty..."Just because I've ordered doesn't mean I can't keep looking at the menu!"
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
"Are there other women in this restaurant? I didn't notice..."
stringertom
Bionic Poster
The Ex-Files...an apt description for the paperwork of Miles Massey, the divorce attorney played by George Clooney in the Coen Brothers' Intolerable Cruelty.
This movie is still one of my ROFLMAO top 10's...great cast (Clooney, Zeta Jones, Billy Bob, Geoffrey Rush, Cedric the Entertainer, Edward Herrmann, Julia Duffy), clever writing and Coen-style witty cynicism. One of my favorite lines in any film:
Gus Petch (private investigator): You want tact, hire a tactician. You want an a** nailed, come see Gus Petch!
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
Dedans Penthouse
Legend
Sitting Bull - 56
Custer High - 0
Custer High - 0
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
Sitting on a bull eating crème brûlée (custard) on a lazy afternoon...
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Sitting 10 rows from stage @ London's Rainbow Theatre as Ray launched almost full cans of beer into the audience! Very good show!!!
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Do we really know how many holes it takes to fill Albert Hall? What if the holes are smaller than the ones in Blackbourne Lancashire???
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
A whole lot of Black Bush...
(Also: young Madonna)
(Also: young Madonna)
stringertom
Bionic Poster
^^^Never tried this Bushmill's...is it true that once you go Black (Bush) you never go back???
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
Yes, if you like most Russian blondes, or the majority of Scandinavian blondes.
Millennium Bush
(I was once given twelve of these. I gave most of the bottles away, but really enjoyed the ones I kept.)
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Dedans Penthouse
Legend
Tullamore Dew
England swings like a pendulum do
Tippacannoe and Tyler too
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
In the early 1990s, it was not a good idea to order a Bushmills in a Donegal pub.
As sure as I'm Father Emmett
I've a King Dong down me Semmett
As any girl will tell you
From Cavan down to Clare
Back in sweet Virginia
In the toilet with Lavinia
I nearly ****ed her brains out
And tore her party dress
A ****, a shave, a shower
And half a pint of Powers
Then off again to get on board
The Donegal Express
As sure as I'm Father Emmett
I've a King Dong down me Semmett
As any girl will tell you
From Cavan down to Clare
Back in sweet Virginia
In the toilet with Lavinia
I nearly ****ed her brains out
And tore her party dress
A ****, a shave, a shower
And half a pint of Powers
Then off again to get on board
The Donegal Express
stringertom
Bionic Poster
"90 percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I'll probably waste!"...Tug McGraw (I still believe, bud! RIP)
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Cream...the Clapton/Bruce/Baker version...see the "Power Trio" thread!
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
Sour cream...
stringertom
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You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream! I like B&J's Colbert!
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
I hate to see low-level organized crime informants fighting with each other...
Bookie rumble...Cookie Crumble
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Had she been at home on the boardwalk when Sandy struck the Jersey shore, would we have seen a "Snooki Tumble"???
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
Stumbled into a snooker table at the pub...
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
Staggering dunk...
stringertom
Bionic Poster
^^^High on Coke...rehydrate on Gatorade.
Dedans Penthouse
Legend
^^^
Driving that train, high on cocaine, Casey Jones you better, watch your speed.
Driving that train, high on cocaine, Casey Jones you better, watch your speed.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Staggering dunk...
#23, a shooting guard from North Carolina: "I don't always dunk but when I do I celebrate the smokin' hot ones with a Winston!"
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Cherry Garcia...
Four more Cherry Blossom springs in DC for BHO44! Congrats!
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
Eating herring while drinking Cherry Heering in Hjørring...
In 1819 Sir Thomas Stamford Raffles landed in Singapore and purchased a plot of land from the Sultan of Johor where he created a trading post for the British East Asian Trading Company. A hundred years later, in the lobby bar of the infamous Raffles Hotel, legendary bartender Mr. Ngami Tong Boon concocted the very first cocktail to achieve global fame.
The Original Singapore Sling - Cherry Heering
Ingredients:
1 part(s) Cherry Heering Liqueur
2 part(s) Gin
8 part(s) Pineapple Juice
1 part(s) Lime Juice
1/2 part(s) Cointreau
1/2 part(s) Benedictine
1/2 part(s) Grenadine
dash(es) Angostura Bitters
Combine ingredients in a mixing glass. Add ice and shake. Strain over fresh ice into a sling glass. Garnish with fresh pineapple and a cherry.
In 1819 Sir Thomas Stamford Raffles landed in Singapore and purchased a plot of land from the Sultan of Johor where he created a trading post for the British East Asian Trading Company. A hundred years later, in the lobby bar of the infamous Raffles Hotel, legendary bartender Mr. Ngami Tong Boon concocted the very first cocktail to achieve global fame.
The Original Singapore Sling - Cherry Heering
Ingredients:
1 part(s) Cherry Heering Liqueur
2 part(s) Gin
8 part(s) Pineapple Juice
1 part(s) Lime Juice
1/2 part(s) Cointreau
1/2 part(s) Benedictine
1/2 part(s) Grenadine
dash(es) Angostura Bitters
Combine ingredients in a mixing glass. Add ice and shake. Strain over fresh ice into a sling glass. Garnish with fresh pineapple and a cherry.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
"...whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune...": W.S., Hamlet!
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Hamlet's castle in Helsingør...
"Castles Made Of Sand" by The Lefthanded Master of the Stratocaster!
I feel fortunate to have witnessed his genius live (alas just once from very afar among a crowd of 1/2MM)...playing "The Star Spangled Banner" as the 3rd of July became the Fourth. Two months later he was dead. Such a huge loss, only to be followed so soon by Janis & Jim. Janis was to play Homecoming at FSU that year so a scramble was made to replace her on short notice...we got Ike & Tina! Baritone Ike singing "Left a good job in the city", Tina promising they "never do anything nice and easy; we do it nice and rough", Ikeette legs kicking to the sky...these are all sounds and images I pull from my mind like the "slings and arrows of outrageous fortune".
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
Don't Give Marat Safin Any Ideas
Code violation: abuse of equipment...
Don't give Marat any ideas!
Code violation: abuse of equipment...
Don't give Marat any ideas!
stringertom
Bionic Poster
^^^"Wild Thing"!
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
Wild Hingis...
Wild man drinking Wild Turkey...
Wild man drinking Wild Turkey...
stringertom
Bionic Poster
^^^Anna Kournikova...probably wouldn't pay her the time of day when she becomes AK47. Looks fade; a nice firearm, if well maintained, on the other hand..
