Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?

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TW is selling this frame. Will it help me revolutionize my game if I buy it?


Vintage Head AA Ti Radical Racquet (3/8)
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This magical weapon has a Ti.Radical Oversize paint job. It was prepared for one of the cleanest ball strikers in the history of tennis, and it includes his Kevlar/natural gut hybrid. It not only offers an unparalleled hitting experience, but it is a truly iconic piece of tennis history. It features some light scraping in the upper hoop. Approximate strung specs: 12 ounces. 5 points Head Light. 61 Flex (RA). 350 Swingweight.
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Sentinel

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stringertom said:
Yes, we are all wasting away in sureshsville, looking for that lost shaker of sureshiansublimity. Some people claim there's a woman to blame but I know it's all our own damn faults.:cry:
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Someone has desecrated this thread by giving it a one-star rating. What an outrage !

Is this an anti-Nadal conspiracy ?
 
stringertom

stringertom

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Sentinel said:
Someone has desecrated this thread by giving it a one-star rating. What an outrage !

Is this an anti-Nadal conspiracy ?
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Your grammar, and the one-star rating, are a outrage, an scandal and a digrace. It is a anti-Nadalian conspiracy and a digrace that we have to discuss this sad state of events.:cry:
 
Sentinel

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At our local suresh temple, devout people wash the idol of suresh everymorning with this ...

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edit: i am dying just looking at it ...
 
stringertom

stringertom

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Russeljones said:
I am almost always at work when browsing these :(
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Ah, it's the time zone thing. Just make sure you save your sureshs browsing for leisure time blocks when spirits are available in plentiful supply. John Lee Hooker was a visionary, way before his time when he wrote "one bourbon, one scotch, one beer". He was writing it about losing a woman but it's a great formula for enduring a sureshs gif or youtube clip!
 
Russeljones

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stringertom said:
Ah, it's the time zone thing. Just make sure you save your sureshs browsing for leisure time blocks when spirits are available in plentiful supply. John Lee Hooker was a visionary, way before his time when he wrote "one bourbon, one scotch, one beer". He was writing it about losing a woman but it's a great formula for enduring a sureshs gif or youtube clip!
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:D

You guys sure are uplifting!
 
Power Player

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The Temple of Sureshs was built years ago when our Baby Cobra was still a young man and just starting to show signs of developing Lipidity.

He had yet to discover the game of tennis, but his art as an internet troll was being honed. Struggling with the ladies, he crafted letters forged from rival lovers in an attempt to sabotage their advances. He would discreetly drop them in the ladies locker room and prance off, waiting for his next moment to strike.

His aptitude for irritation began in the 8th grade when he publically questioned his Intro to Physics Instructor's interpretation of the The Laws of Motion. From there it progressed to a failed tryout for the Debate Team and an altercation in the school parking lot over his Science Lab Experiment entitled - "Which Bread Molds the Fastest?".
 
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Power Player said:
The Temple of Sureshs was built years ago when our Baby Cobra was still a young man and just starting to show signs of developing Lipidity.

He had yet to discover the game of tennis, but his art as an internet troll was being honed. Struggling with the ladies, he crafted letters forged from rival lovers in an attempt to sabotage their advances. He would discreetly drop them in the ladies locker room and prance off, waiting for his next moment to strike.

His aptitude for irritation began in the 8th grade when he publically questioned his Intro to Physics Instructor's interpretation of the The Laws of Motion. From there it progressed to a failed tryout for the Debate Team and an altercation in the school parking lot over his Science Lab Experiment entitled - "Which Bread Molds the Fastest?".
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This thread gets better and better!

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stringertom

stringertom

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sureshs said:
To appreciate the various diversities in composition, texture, color, and odor, that is the purpose of life.

Talking about chocolate of course LOL.
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You left out taste, the sense you most appreciate, no?

I may or may not be referring to chocolate, in your case.
 
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Ohm, ohm, ohm, the young disciple was heard to gently purr. The other children shied away from him. He was dressed in rags and had not bathed in days. He refused all food and apparently had not even drunk water for 10 days. It was clear to the senior monks that this child was special, a great soul a mahatma. On the 14th night, the night of a new moon, the child collapsed into a state of delerium. Nadalala, nadalala, nadalala, the child repeated at first barely audibly, then with a constant and defined rhythm. The older monks knew the child was entering into a trance like state, maybe even the fabled samadhi. This chanting went on for some hours until the child collapsed from exhaustion...

The IT expert awoke from his dream in a cold sweat. He was in Bangalore on an important software collaboration. The jet lag always infuriated him. He turned on the telly and flicked through the channel until his eye settled upon a tennis match. It was 2005 and the match was in Miami. He immediately recognised Federer at one end of the court. He had never liked Federer, he was too graceful and even arrogant in the way he served. He did a double take Federer was losing it was match point to a bronzed Christ like figure with long hair. "Game set and match to Nadal" said the commentator. Sureshs could not believe what he was hearing. He put his glasses on and looked intently at the telly, while he scratched his nose and smoothed his ruffled hair. Intuitively he now knew what his greater purpose in life was....
 
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stringertom

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YetAnotherFedFan said:
Ohm, ohm, ohm, the young disciple was heard to gently purr. The other children shied away from him. He was dressed in rags and had not bathed in days. He refused all food and apparently had not even drunk water for 10 days. It was clear to the senior monks that this child was special, a great soul a mahatma. On the 14th night, the night of a new moon, the child collapsed into a state of delerium. Nadalala, nadalala, nadalala, the child repeated at first barely audibly, then with a constant and defined rhythm. The older monks knew the child was entering into a trance like state, maybe even the fabled samadhi. This chanting went on for some hours until the child collapsed from exhaustion...

The IT expert awoke from his dream in a cold sweat. He was in Bangalore on an important software collaboration. The jet lag always infuriated him. He turned on the telly and flicked through the channel until his eye settled upon a tennis match. It was 2005 and the match was in Miami. He immediately recognised Federer at one end of the court. He had never liked Federer, he was too graceful and even arrogant in the way he served. He did a double take Federer was losing it was match point to a bronzed Christ like figure with long hair. "Game set and match to Nadal" said the commentator. Sureshs could not believe what he was hearing. He put his glasses on and looked intently at the telly, while he scratched his nose and smoothed his ruffled hair. Intuitively he now knew what his greater purpose in life was....
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The birth of sureshs in all its glory! Truly, an immaculate conception.
 
The Green Mile

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YetAnotherFedFan said:
Ohm, ohm, ohm, the young disciple was heard to gently purr. The other children shied away from him. He was dressed in rags and had not bathed in days. He refused all food and apparently had not even drunk water for 10 days. It was clear to the senior monks that this child was special, a great soul a mahatma. On the 14th night, the night of a new moon, the child collapsed into a state of delerium. Nadalala, nadalala, nadalala, the child repeated at first barely audibly, then with a constant and defined rhythm. The older monks knew the child was entering into a trance like state, maybe even the fabled samadhi. This chanting went on for some hours until the child collapsed from exhaustion...

The IT expert awoke from his dream in a cold sweat. He was in Bangalore on an important software collaboration. The jet lag always infuriated him. He turned on the telly and flicked through the channel until his eye settled upon a tennis match. It was 2005 and the match was in Miami. He immediately recognised Federer at one end of the court. He had never liked Federer, he was too graceful and even arrogant in the way he served. He did a double take Federer was losing it was match point to a bronzed Christ like figure with long hair. "Game set and match to Nadal" said the commentator. Sureshs could not believe what he was hearing. He put his glasses on and looked intently at the telly, while he scratched his nose and smoothed his ruffled hair. Intuitively he now knew what his greater purpose in life was....
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LMAO, nice work. Although, it looks like Suresh's hearing and eyesight is in some serious decline if he mixed up "Game set and match Nadal" with "Game set and match Federer"!

Fed won their match in 2005
 
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The Green Mile said:
LMAO, nice work. Although, it looks like Suresh's hearing and eyesight is in some serious decline if he mixed up "Game set and match Nadal" with "Game set and match Federer"!

Fed won their match in 2005
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Oops to late too edit, thought that was where the Prince of Darkness first lost to the Saviour.
 
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What was the opinion on Sureshs prior to the release of the now infamous video? Did expectations not meet reality?
 
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