Official Sureshs tribute thread

[Deleted member 733170]

If Bollywood would do a remake of Hitchcock's classic, "To Catch A Thief", could they set it on a cruise ship sailing along the Mexican Riviera with sureshs reprising the Cary Grant role???

I believe Sureshs would make a rather intriguing Hercule Poirot, Agatha Christie's Belgian sleuth who solved the Murder on the Nile mystery. He is certainly of similar proportions...

 

[stringertom]

I pointed out in the "Grand Purpose of Life" that our dear sureshs is the "Grand Poobah" of life. He would make a nice character in a Gilbert & Sullivan operetta.

 

[Sentinel]

If Bollywood would do a remake of Hitchcock's classic, "To Catch A Thief", could they set it on a cruise ship sailing along the Mexican Riviera with sureshs reprising the Cary Grant role???

And cause tidal waves ? Are you shooah ?

 

[Deleted member 733170]

I would love to be Sureshs' agent.

 

[vanioMan]

Why does this thread have only 4 stars?

 

[Deleted member 733170]

Why does this thread have only 4 stars?

Sureshs is too humble to have 5 stars.

 

[Sentinel]

This guys, finally, is Le grande purpose de life ... only for sureshs fans.

Recipe:
http://somethingville.com/2012/03/06/flourless-chocolate-cake-aka-the-black-beast-2/

 

[vanioMan]

Changing pages ->

 

[vanioMan]

Some homemade tributes to myself, Sentinel and Tom (not you, sureshs):

 

[Sentinel]

Suresh is busy waxing eloquent on the grand porpoise of life thread. He missed April Fools day. Such a shame !

Thanks, vanio.

 

[Sentinel]

I know this is getting a tad obsessive but I just had to share this with you wonderful people before the world ends in 5 billion years.

 

[vanioMan]

Thanks, vanio.

Only this? :?

I expected some orgasmic comment over my utterly delicious and irresistible homemade things.

 

[Deleted member 733170]

I would like just to say that as Easter approaches and the Christian world celebrates the martyrdom of Jesus and his resurrection, that we spare a small moment to acknowledge how fortunate we are to have our beloved über troll Sureshs with us at 'nearly' all times ;-)

 

[stringertom]

I would like just to say that as Easter approaches and the Christian world celebrates the martyrdom of Jesus and his resurrection, that we spare a small moment to acknowledge how fortunate we are to have our beloved über troll Sureshs with us at 'nearly' all times ;-)

Can sureshsianism become the next major religion in world history??? Please, haters and doubters do not respond! The Grand Poobah of TT has cured this Doubting Thomas!

 

[JoelDali]

I was at Duane reede earlier and as I was looking at the chocalate Easter bunnies for sale I thought about suresh and considered his influence on talk tennis and his volunteer work at the UCLA Center for Gifted but Physically Deformed People and then I considered this thread and how it will be a lasting tribute representing the sureshian chocalate troll spray of wisdom and humor and enlightened minds transfixed by the King Cobra of all Internet Tennis Trolls.

Pray for suresh. Pray for Jolly. Pray for every 4.0 on the verge of Nike lead tape St Vincent glory.

 

[Sentinel]

Only this? :?

I expected some orgasmic comment over my utterly delicious and irresistible homemade things.

Pardon me but I was having my usual every-other-day stomach issue, and was thus unable to respond appropriately. You contributions and tributes are all making their way to my screensaver

I would also appreciate some names, esp for the first and last one. One of them is croissants, right ?

 

[Sentinel]

suresh is busy dishing out some very glib "wisdom" in the grand purpose of life thread.

 

[vanioMan]

Pardon me but I was having my usual every-other-day stomach issue, and was thus unable to respond appropriately. You contributions and tributes are all making their way to my screensaver

I would also appreciate some names, esp for the first and last one. One of them is croissants, right ?

1. A full chocolate cake. My neighbours made it and gave it to us, actually, so I don't know the specific name.
2. Homemade croissants/buns filled with a mix of homemade plum and and homemade briar jam (we always make these for Easter. We also make lots of Cozonac - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cozonac)
3. Homemade bread.
4. Homemade jerky with some special mix of spices.

Cozonac:

 

[Mike Bulgakov]

Sureshsian streams are the primary source of the Ganges River and, surprisingly, Sabatini's Flushing Meadows sweat.

 

[stringertom]

Surely sureshs' tombstone will read "I'd rather be in Cinci!"

 

[sureshs]

My serve has vastly improved due to incorporation of proper trophy position

 

[stringertom]

My serve has vastly improved due to incorporation of proper trophy position

How can you improve on perfection???

 

[Sirius Black]

No conscious shoulder movement anymore?

 

[stringertom]

No conscious shoulder movement anymore?

Trophy position plus conscious movement= world domination!

 

[JoelDali]

Was at the chocolate fondue bald man bar in union square and they had a mini chocolate waterfall like in Charlie and the chocolate factory and I imagined that suresh was Augustus Gloop but instead of drinking the chocolate water he was hunched over with his knickers drawn contributing his own streams of knowledge of tennis and life into the magical pools of Talk Tennis.

 

[stringertom]

Was at the chocolate fondue bald man bar in union square and they had a mini chocolate waterfall like in Charlie and the chocolate factory and I imagined that suresh was Augustus Gloop but instead of drinking the chocolate water he was hunched over with his knickers drawn contributing his own streams of knowledge of tennis and life into the magical pools of Talk Tennis.

The Oompa Loompas in their red patent leather suits had a mighty resemblance to our Grand Poobah!

 

[Sentinel]

vanio, those are some seriously delicious and tempting tributes you are paying to the Bionic One. I hope it doesn't hamper his lightning fast movement.

Here is my humble offering for today. Presenting SureshButterCream...

 

[vanioMan]

Garash cake:

 

[JoelDali]

 

[Sentinel]

^ Delicious tributes, vanio. I am sure the Master will be delighted.

 

[JoelDali]

Woak up thinking about suresh and I imagined I was dropped into a secret hoal in his basement and he sent food down to me in a bucket and whispered to me that he was working on his greatest threat and a short story called Silence of the Spray which tells the story of suresh's' grip on the TT Troll Kingdom.

 

[stringertom]

Woak up thinking about suresh and I imagined I was dropped into a secret hoal in his basement and he sent food down to me in a bucket and whispered to me that he was working on his greatest threat and a short story called Silence of the Spray which tells the story of suresh's' grip on the TT Troll Kingdom.

"First it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the sureshs spray", no?

 

[Sentinel]

Woak up thinking about suresh and I imagined I was dropped into a secret hoal in his basement and he sent food down to me in a bucket and whispered to me that he was working on his greatest threat and a short story called Silence of the Spray which tells the story of suresh's' grip on the TT Troll Kingdom.

You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the sureshsian serves screaming by at 144 mph.

 

[gut wax]

You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the sureshsian serves screaming by at 144 mph.

Say, that reminds me . . . Found some footage of Hannibal The Cannibal conversing with a slim, trim, cross-dressing Sureshs
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fd7e1fXYIuM

 

[JoelDali]

Met the top 5.0 from Craigslist today. He was at best a 3.5. But had never played USTA.

So sick of being played by fake Craigslist self rates.

Sick of the lies.

 

[stringertom]

Met the top 5.0 from Craigslist today. He was at best a 3.5. But had never played USTA.

So sick of being played by fake Craigslist self rates.

Sick of the lies.

Welcome to the Wonderfall World of sureshs!

 

[Sentinel]

To the great sureshs who thinks that people suffering in concentration camps due to their desires.

 

[JoelDali]

I cannot concentrate when I watch the suresh forehand chopper video so perhaps I do need to sign up at the concentration camp so that I may learn properly the Art of Concentration.

 

[Sentinel]

I cannot concentrate when I watch the suresh forehand chopper video so perhaps I do need to sign up at the concentration camp so that I may learn properly the Art of Concentration.

Just sign up for this ...

 

[Power Player]

Never realized that Sureshs had a movie role as the Policeman/Torturer in Slumdog Millionaire.

Brilliant performance in a classic love story that ever gets old to watch.

 

[JoelDali]

The alluring and supple nature of suresh's fertile man breasts make even the most heterosexual man question his own sexuality. I for one would lay in between them and fall asleep knowing that I will wake up to solid sureshian Internet Tennis poasts.

 

[Power Player]

To nestle inside the sweet sureshian embrace while his curry infused breath caresses and invigorates you is the dream of every red blooded TT poaster.

 

[gut wax]

To nestle inside the sweet sureshian embrace while his curry infused breath caresses and invigorates you is the dream of every red blooded TT poaster.

Truer words have never been poasted.

Now I need chocolate.

 

[Sentinel]

Surely sureshs' tombstone will read "I'd rather be in Cinci!"

"I am big, it's the internet that got small"

 

[Sentinel]

Truer words have never been poasted.

Now I need chocolate.

Everyone does.

Have this.

 

[JoelDali]

Was in the sauna earlier tonite and I thought about suresh and how he would mentor and be nice to MaxiPad and I wondered if he was sincere or not. Does anyone know?

 

[JoelDali]

Suresh should donate his forehand to science after he dies in the horrific curry stove fire incident that burns his whole body except for his right arm which was still wielding forth the KPS 88 as he perished and vapourized in a blaze of rec tennis glory.

 

[Power Player]

The word is that Sureshs is infamous in SanDiego for cooking huge vats of curry and sampling it in the nude while lounging in his backyard and forcing his POG and KPS88 to watch.

 

[Sentinel]

The word is that Sureshs is infamous in SanDiego for cooking huge vats of curry and sampling it in the nude while lounging in his backyard and forcing his POG and KPS88 to watch.

Reminds me of a dennis the menace cartoon i saw as a kid in which he sees Uncle George sleeping in the backyard and says something like 'is that a beached whale?'

 

[stringertom]

The word is that Sureshs is infamous in SanDiego for cooking huge vats of curry and sampling it in the nude while lounging in his backyard and forcing his POG and KPS88 to watch.

Please donate to me as much as possible to help defray the expenses of a very needed retina scrub after reading this poast. I will have never ending nightmares until the procedure is completed.