BP and Shoulderpova out within the first two rounds, it doesn't GET any better

dafinch

Banned
...than that, with both matches replete with irony: BP doesn't lose in the 2nd round, but the first; not in 5 sets, but in straights; not to a tall rival with a two handed backhand, who wouldn't be as bothered by his lefty cross court forehand, but by a munchkin with a single handed backhand, lol.

Pova loses to an opponent who shrieks every bit as loudly as SHE does, and who had not-according to Evert-won a main event match since last July-how is that even POSSIBLE?!?!

Ahhh, the tournament couldn't have possibly started any better...
 

1477aces

Hall of Fame
...than that, with both matches replete with irony: BP doesn't lose in the 2nd round, but the first; not in 5 sets, but in straights; not to a tall rival with a two handed backhand, who wouldn't be as bothered by his lefty cross court forehand, but by a munchkin with a single handed backhand, lol.

Pova loses to an opponent who shrieks every bit as loudly as SHE does, and who had not-according to Evert-won a main event match since last July-how is that even POSSIBLE?!?!

Ahhh, the tournament couldn't have possibly started any better...

sharapova is hot. http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl...=X&ei=jS7LUfeyHsfM0gGtnIGwCw&ved=0CJ4BEP4dMBE
 

newpball

Legend
Well in my opinion it would have gotten better if Sharapova lost to a woman who does not shriek.

The shrieking is extremely irritating to me.
 

1477aces

Hall of Fame
why do you want one of the hot women to lose? especially one who can go deep, with 2 of the few women hotter than her who have lost (kirlienko, georges).
 
why do you want one of the hot women to lose? especially one who can go deep, with 2 of the few women hotter than her who have lost (kirlienko, georges).

LMAO but who is this hot woman you are speaking of? Surely it can't be the equine Sharapova. I can think of MUCH hotter women on the WTA that people would LOVE to see win such as Ivanovic and Pennetta...alas they just don't have the talent to be WTA mainstays.
 

Tanya

Hall of Fame
Well in my opinion it would have gotten better if Sharapova lost to a woman who does not shriek.

The shrieking is extremely irritating to me.

The shrieking adds to the irony of the straight-sets drubbing, especially after Maria talked a bunch of trash in the pre-tourny presser.

Maria got her just desserts I'd say :lol:
 

souledge

Semi-Pro
LMAO but who is this hot woman you are speaking of? Surely it can't be the equine Sharapova. I can think of MUCH hotter women on the WTA that people would LOVE to see win such as Ivanovic and Pennetta...alas they just don't have the talent to be WTA mainstays.

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v-verb

Hall of Fame
The shrieking adds to the irony of the straight-sets drubbing, especially after Maria talked a bunch of trash in the pre-tourny presser.

Maria got her just desserts I'd say :lol:


I have to say I was less than impressed at Maria's arrogance at the presser. She said some "right" things but impressed she was a former #1 and a 4 time grand slam champion.

We all know that - no need to remind herself.

I'm liking her less and less....
 

jm1980

Talk Tennis Guru
Ivanovic might have a nice body, but her face looks like a horse without dental coverage.

What?!

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Ivanovic is a natural beauty. Sharapova looks good only with loads of makeup, not to mention the manly shoulders.
 
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dafinch

Banned
Well in my opinion it would have gotten better if Sharapova lost to a woman who does not shriek.

The shrieking is extremely irritating to me.

You're not alone, but, a) the good thing about 2 shriekers playing is that one will go home and b) that, as I mentioned is part of irony, I was half expecting Shriekapova to wail, "This bytche is ENTIRELY too noisey, can't you shut her UP?!?!" to the umpire.
 

souledge

Semi-Pro
What?!

oEI5rOx.jpg


fGkCKnW.jpg


Ivanovic is a natural beauty. Sharapova looks good only with loads of makeup, not to mention the manly shoulders.

2nd picture is good, 1st picture, I'm not so sold on.

I actually prefer Pova with light makeup rather than the loads that she puts on for events.
 

BreakPoint

Bionic Poster
Not only did De Brito out-play Sharapova yesterday, but she also out-screamed her. Both of which are pretty difficult to do.
 

cronus

Professional
Luckily the woman who beat Ivanovic is also quite a looker herself:

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I like eugenie bouchard more than anna :) she is very pretty, anna used to look very beautiful but she now looks very skinny and her face has become too narrow like she is always in a constant diet.
 
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