May be Davydenko is boring to watch but he is definitely funny enough if you excuse his English and has something to say as well
http://www.asapsports.com/tennis/2006shanghai/111706ND.html
Q. I think that was the first time you played against Rafa. What's your impression? What's so difficult when you have to face a player like this? What is so difficult in his game for the opponent?
NIKOLAY DAVYDENKO: Uhm, like, he's young now. Just he running well, fighting well, like right, left. Like Spanish guy, but running amazing because like very fast. And, second, it's lefty. Just second serve topspin, he make it, and it was tough to returning. I cannot push him in the second set. Yeah, that's was I get little bit problem. I just tried to return. I was too slow. He hitting, try to good make good topspin right to the left. This was two points was tough against him. But not only he didn't play so fast, he just make topspin. I don't see something difficult from my side from baseline. I was in control all time, try to hit him to run baseline to the lines and, yeah, maybe little bit like lucky and little bit get more concentration better, maybe movement by my legs better to the balls. Should be I think changing, you know, match.
Q. What do you think Federer has to do to beat Nadal, and the other way, what Nadal has to do to beat Federer?
NIKOLAY DAVYDENKO: I think Federer get good concentration by first serve, and play also the same he goes by forehand, try to make winners and go to the net. Michael Chang come to me and say I was 17 times go to the net and 14 I won. That's was I prove something go to the volley. I think I need to go more and more to the net, play against Spanish guy like Nadal or Robredo, some these guys, because is running right, left, and I need to finish. I need to try. And Federer did every time like this against this guy. He try to hit. He try to make some winners and go to the net and make winners there, finish by net. And Nadal against Federer, I don't know. Running more faster and more topspin and fighting, fighting. What I can tell you about Nadal?
http://www.asapsports.com/tennis/2006shanghai/111706ND.html
Q. I think that was the first time you played against Rafa. What's your impression? What's so difficult when you have to face a player like this? What is so difficult in his game for the opponent?
NIKOLAY DAVYDENKO: Uhm, like, he's young now. Just he running well, fighting well, like right, left. Like Spanish guy, but running amazing because like very fast. And, second, it's lefty. Just second serve topspin, he make it, and it was tough to returning. I cannot push him in the second set. Yeah, that's was I get little bit problem. I just tried to return. I was too slow. He hitting, try to good make good topspin right to the left. This was two points was tough against him. But not only he didn't play so fast, he just make topspin. I don't see something difficult from my side from baseline. I was in control all time, try to hit him to run baseline to the lines and, yeah, maybe little bit like lucky and little bit get more concentration better, maybe movement by my legs better to the balls. Should be I think changing, you know, match.
Q. What do you think Federer has to do to beat Nadal, and the other way, what Nadal has to do to beat Federer?
NIKOLAY DAVYDENKO: I think Federer get good concentration by first serve, and play also the same he goes by forehand, try to make winners and go to the net. Michael Chang come to me and say I was 17 times go to the net and 14 I won. That's was I prove something go to the volley. I think I need to go more and more to the net, play against Spanish guy like Nadal or Robredo, some these guys, because is running right, left, and I need to finish. I need to try. And Federer did every time like this against this guy. He try to hit. He try to make some winners and go to the net and make winners there, finish by net. And Nadal against Federer, I don't know. Running more faster and more topspin and fighting, fighting. What I can tell you about Nadal?