Djokovic Has A Guru (article, w/pictures)

[Dedans Penthouse]

[Thou art] open to incontinency...

...which is discharged straight into your gaping maw, my tedious little toilet:

- while you will endure all my crap, I will only 'hug you' when I'm drunk.​

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[5555]

I love how the underlined full-stop anchors the floating poop.

...which is discharged straight into your gaping maw, my tedious little toilet:

- while you will endure all my crap, I will only 'hug you' when I'm drunk.​

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Thou elvish-mark'd abortive rooting hog.

 

[Tennis_Hands]

Thou elvish-mark'd abortive rooting hog.

Oh, this poop is also well anchored.

 

[D.Nalby12]

Good move. Just one suggestion - find a better Guru. This seems more like fraud to me. Don't waste time on these "hugging" Gurus.

 

[Dedans Penthouse]

Thou elvish-mark'd abortive rooting hog.

*shakes* ...... "you smell, try again"
​

 

[Tennease]

Robbie Koenig kept saying that Pepe Imaz is actually a tennis coach for Djokovic, not a Guru for Djokovic. Imaz is part of the coaching team.

 

[5555]

Oh, this poop is also well anchored.

*shakes* ...... "you smell, try again"
​

Thou hast need of more rags to lay on thee.

 

[Tennis_Hands]

Thou hast need of more rags to lay on thee.

You are not doing very well with your assumed tactics.

In the other thread you missed the underlined full-stop that has been such an incredible source of strength to your argument.

You are bad/loser even at underlining.

 

[5555]

In the other thread you missed the underlined full-stop

Did I underline a word in that post?

You are bad/loser even at underlining.

Foul spoken coward, that thund'rest with thy tongue, and with thy weapon nothing dares perform.

 

[Tennis_Hands]

Did I underline a word in that post?

Another rule from the "Book of self-made rules that litlle kids use to speak their secret languages".

Well done, little 6666.

The most important thing is that a poop is a poop whether it is anchored or not.

 

[Gytha]

So when is Novak going to sack this creep?

I can't bear to watch him any longer gazing benevolently at the court with that fixed expression while Novak utterly craps the bed on court. Get rid of the fool.

 

[5555]

Another rule from the "Book of self-made rules that litlle kids use to speak their secret languages".

Well done, little 6666.

The most important thing is that a poop is a poop whether it is anchored or not.

[Thou art] spacious in the possesion of dirt.

 

[Tennis_Hands]

[Thou art] spacious in the possesion of dirt.

Little 6666 has driven his teachers into despair.

 

[Big_Dangerous]

Robbie Koenig kept saying that Pepe Imaz is actually a tennis coach for Djokovic, not a Guru for Djokovic. Imaz is part of the coaching team.

http://www.tennis.com/pro-game/2016...ot-a-guru-_-just-part-of-coaching-team/62233/

It's just that his entire philosophy seems to indicate he's some sort of "guru" or spiritual advisor to Djokovic.

 

[5555]

Little 6666 has driven his teachers into despair.

O, [thou art] as tedious as a tired horse, a railing wife, Worse than a smoky house.

 

[vanioMan]

 

[uliks]

Wait Pepe is son of Federer and Mauresmo!?

 

[borg number one]

Oh boy. Will watch this. There are so many fake "pro Gurus" around and it can be such a racket.

 

[Sorry_to_tell_you_mate]

Is it true that this guy has the power of telekinesis and levitation?

 

[BlueB]

Is it true that this guy has the power of telekinesis and levitation?

He will levitate, when Vajda kiks his butt (again).

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[BeatlesFan]

Is it true that this guy has the power of telekinesis and levitation?

Pepe's next step is to dangle Djoker out of a window. Other famous nuts have done the same thing.

 

[Rubens]

There is only one way to get rid of this cancer for good.

@Chico , what are you waiting for?

 

[Poisoned Slice]

The greater the doubt, the greater the awakening.