Federer Is A Greek God

Your Hero

Your Hero

Professional
Nadal may be royalty and Almagro may be a fool but Federer
is a Greek God. With that hooter he even looks kind of Greek.
I can see him in a toga hitting on all the other male Greek
Gods while they try to mess with Jason and others with their
fog shrouded crystal balls. It's really quite a scene. Much like
modern day girls Fed just wants to have fun but his fellow Gods
are caving in left and right to their own egomania. Fed just
wants to orgy with Zeus and the guys and maybe somehow
get through a few juicy lines to Socrates and all those other
high falutin' twerps in sandals but it's not happening. Zeus
can't be torn away from his petty destruction of mere mortals.
Sort of like Fed in real life. I mean every word of this!
 
BeatlesFan

BeatlesFan

Bionic Poster
Your Hero said:
At least we can all agree Almagro's a fool.
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No argument here... a complete bow wow on many intricate levels.
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Devilito

Devilito

Hall of Fame
If there was a tennis god it would definitely be Rog. Even Greek gods have their faults but only gods have those few special abilities exclusive to them. No other player in the history of tennis has the type of shot making Rog does. He can hit any shot in tennis, but there are shots that only he has ever hit.
 
octobrina10

octobrina10

Talk Tennis Guru
Your Hero said:
Nadal may be royalty and Almagro may be a fool but Federer
is a Greek God. With that hooter he even looks kind of Greek.
I can see him in a toga hitting on all the other male Greek
Gods while they try to mess with Jason and others with their
fog shrouded crystal balls. It's really quite a scene. Much like
modern day girls Fed just wants to have fun but his fellow Gods
are caving in left and right to their own egomania. Fed just
wants to orgy with Zeus and the guys and maybe somehow
get through a few juicy lines to Socrates and all those other
high falutin' twerps in sandals but it's not happening. Zeus
can't be torn away from his petty destruction of mere mortals.
Sort of like Fed in real life. I mean every word of this!
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Rafa is Adonis.

FASHIONISTA, MAR 8, 2011:
"Armani Jeans and Emporio Armani Underwear know how to sell their wares--slap them on the body of living Adonis Rafael Nadal."
https://fashionista.com/2011/03/watch-rafael-nadal-porn-for-armani
 
True Fanerer

True Fanerer

G.O.A.T.
paranoidandroid said:
If Rafa wins MC then I’m tuning out until June.

Can you imagine how miserable tennis will be when Fedr retires? Just the thought of tennis without him crushes my soul.
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I've been on here a lot less lately. It will be devastating to be honest. Think about the threads that day and the next. Everyone will come together on that day I believe. We'll need each other to get through it :p.
 
S

scotus

G.O.A.T.
Devilito said:
If there was a tennis god it would definitely be Rog. Even Greek gods have their faults but only gods have those few special abilities exclusive to them. No other player in the history of tennis has the type of shot making Rog does. He can hit any shot in tennis, but there are shots that only he has ever hit.
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Fed plays with 97-98 sq inch racquet.

God, otoh, plays with a 5 sq inch racquet.

Yes, it's on tape. Google it.
 
ak24alive

ak24alive

Legend
True Fanerer said:
I've been on here a lot less lately. It will be devastating to be honest. Think about the threads that day and the next. Everyone will come together on that day I believe. We'll need each other to get through it :p.
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There will be so much traffic that the servers will crash. The guys who were last seen here in 2006 will log in again for one last time. It will be a black day. Half of what life is inside me will die. I am an atheist but I pray for Roger to play as long as he can to anyone out there.
Life without Fed is not a good life.
 
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