YellowFedBetter
Hall of Fame
My rundown:
If I beat Thiem I'd tell him he's a awesome player with lots of success in his future and he's a good guy.
If I beat Stan I'd try not to notice his prodigious and colorfully clothed rump and say "good match".
If I beat Murray I'd yell like a goat.
If I beat Djokovic I'd be polite and say "good match" while also not giving him the idea that I feel I could lose to him.
If I faced Rafa I would have passed out 30 minutes into the match, therefore no celebration.
And if I beat Federer I'd turn and racquet slap the ball into the air hard enough to send it to Mars, get a mischievously ruthless and evil smile and look on my face that would make his 2011 RG SF reaction look like a kitten, sarcastically shake his hand the way he has shaken so many himself, face the roar of boos with arms stretched far up in victory, and take a full throated Tyrion Lannister bow. Then I would use my interview to bring awareness to autism, depression and mental health in general, and explaining how I will donate all my winnings to such causes. Then in a provocative display of irreverence and satire of idiot males everywhere I would voraciously rip off all my clothes and panties and shake my package around yelling at everyone to "look at that d-$@!" Because after a previous loss in which Fed was a jerk I vowed I would be the biggest D I could possibly be, and I was being literal, cuz you know us Aspies are like that! I would then be quickly covered and escorted off the court and eventually be unjustly and unfairly committed to a mental institution to spend the rest of my days. But I say to be in the sane room with someone who thinks they are literally Michael Jackson is worth enjoying such a momentous occasion.
If I beat Thiem I'd tell him he's a awesome player with lots of success in his future and he's a good guy.
If I beat Stan I'd try not to notice his prodigious and colorfully clothed rump and say "good match".
If I beat Murray I'd yell like a goat.
If I beat Djokovic I'd be polite and say "good match" while also not giving him the idea that I feel I could lose to him.
If I faced Rafa I would have passed out 30 minutes into the match, therefore no celebration.
And if I beat Federer I'd turn and racquet slap the ball into the air hard enough to send it to Mars, get a mischievously ruthless and evil smile and look on my face that would make his 2011 RG SF reaction look like a kitten, sarcastically shake his hand the way he has shaken so many himself, face the roar of boos with arms stretched far up in victory, and take a full throated Tyrion Lannister bow. Then I would use my interview to bring awareness to autism, depression and mental health in general, and explaining how I will donate all my winnings to such causes. Then in a provocative display of irreverence and satire of idiot males everywhere I would voraciously rip off all my clothes and panties and shake my package around yelling at everyone to "look at that d-$@!" Because after a previous loss in which Fed was a jerk I vowed I would be the biggest D I could possibly be, and I was being literal, cuz you know us Aspies are like that! I would then be quickly covered and escorted off the court and eventually be unjustly and unfairly committed to a mental institution to spend the rest of my days. But I say to be in the sane room with someone who thinks they are literally Michael Jackson is worth enjoying such a momentous occasion.
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