Hhahahhahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mrgreen:dmastous said:In Europe they also speak a number of different languages.
We here the USA are tied to only one.....
Spanish.
And in America they got the imperial system. An inch is larger than a cm, a mile is longer than than a km etc. They got larger cars, larger land etc. But I didn't know they like their women so large! Now I'm beginning to understand the popularity of Oprah Winfrey.Capt. Willie said:they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.
Everyone knows what a Quarter Pounder is. McDonalds owns the world. Do they call it a..... 113 gram-er everywhere else?Capt. Willie said:they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.
Yes the British are a bit foulish. They don`t have the euro, they don`t have the metric system in full use and they don`t want to pay more money to the EU. They`re outstanders, not real Europeans.Return_Ace said:Don't be so stereotypical Willie, the absolutely amzing British still use some imperial measurements, 60mph etc... and yes, we do know what a quarter pounder is....
other than that...
ROFLMFAO @ POGO, thank you for always giving me something to laugh at on the board POGO.
What are you saying? Are you saying that the Euro girl would be even sexier today while the American would have ballooned even more? I wish I had the answers.goober said:That pic has been floating around the internet oh for about 5 years.
nickybol said:Sprichst du schon Deutsch?
nickybol said:Docalex: Du bist ein Deutscher?
Kevin T, you`re not right in many things. America wants to be the melting pot but it isn`t. We Europeans don`t love the Big Brother government, which country has the CIA? I`m a European and I shower daily, I don`t know what kind of people you meet with?
Kevin T said:America is a melting pot (simplistic, I know) of cultures while Europe is a deli tray (see France recently). Europeans seem to love Big Bro government, while Americans are paranoid of government control of anything. Americans wear bright colors while Euros dress like they're going to a funeral. Euro tennis clothing is super cheesy, tight fitting junk. American tennis gear (Nike, New Balance, Adidas-Euro, yes but VERY Americanized) is nice and baggy without crazy color schemes. Americans shower daily. Euros shower weekly. Now take it easy, Euros! I was born in Germany, lived in Italy and have traveled throughout Europe. Just a little levity. Charles Barkley did make a comment on 'Costas Now' this week about Euros in the NBA not showering, as did Johnny Mac. Funny stuff.
nickybol said:[..] Switzerland has French and German, [...]
Kevin T said:America is a melting pot (simplistic, I know) of cultures while Europe is a deli tray (see France recently). Europeans seem to love Big Bro government, while Americans are paranoid of government control of anything. Americans wear bright colors while Euros dress like they're going to a funeral. Euro tennis clothing is super cheesy, tight fitting junk. American tennis gear (Nike, New Balance, Adidas-Euro, yes but VERY Americanized) is nice and baggy without crazy color schemes. Americans shower daily. Euros shower weekly. Now take it easy, Euros! I was born in Germany, lived in Italy and have traveled throughout Europe. Just a little levity. Charles Barkley did make a comment on 'Costas Now' this week about Euros in the NBA not showering, as did Johnny Mac. Funny stuff.
Yes I knew about Romansh, but is Italian also an official language in Switzerland? Didn`t know that. Although many people in North-Italy speak German.SwissServe said:FALSE! there are of course Italian and Romansh too...
Phil said:The French have the worst reputation for not showering. So, not having any experience in France, I asked someone who worked there for a year if there's any truth to it. He said that if you take the Paris Metro, especially during rush hour in summer, you're liable to FAINT because of the stench. Then, I asked another person who is also very familiar with France, if there was any truth to this, and she said, most definitely. Now, this is second-hand info, so take it for what it's worth. I believe it, because I know these people. So, Europeans may have a lot to gripe about America, but the next time you're drinking your coffee (at Starbucks), after just having lunch (at Pizza Hut) and gone shopping (for new Levis and some iPod accessories), and are perusing the local paper for a good (Hollywood-made) film to take your date tonight, you might want to consider buying some of that American made Ivory Soap. Oh, and ladies (other than British), buy a razor, puhhhleeeeze!
I kid...kidding! I know, we're all fat...
Kevin T said:Docalex,
Hence the word "levity". Thicken up that skin. Shall I kiss the owie? The "stank" topic is one I have experienced numerous times and I mentioned an interview with Barkley and Johnny Mac where they mentioned the same. Maybe it's not an issue of showering so much as an issue of deodorant?
Finally, I think another huge difference is music. Classical originated in the old world. That's fine and dandy. But all the decent music from the last century started in the States (jazz, blues, rock and roll, modern blue grass and country (all in the South, incidentally) and rap/hip hop). "That Jay Z is super cool, excellent, man...yes!?"
nickybol said:Yes it`s a shame, they only play music in the English language, but there`s so much beautiful Dutch music, French music, German music, and music in many other languages. But they just don`t play it. it`s a pity.