MARTINA HINGIS Marrying

vive le beau jeu !

Talk Tennis Guru
D'oh!
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Indy Tennis

Semi-Pro
Is she really going out with him?

Martina Hingis is said to be engaged to Radek Stepaneck.

In the immortal words of Joe Jackson:

"They say that looks don't count for much
If so, there goes your proof"
 

arosen

Hall of Fame
Stepanek,wihtout a doubt, is the ugliest man on tour. Yikes. Beauty truly must be residing in the eyes of the beholder.
 

Rabbit

G.O.A.T.
Stepanek must have a wand like Trigger. I'm no Brad Pitt, but Stepanek looks like he took a spoon to an axe fight.
 

alienhamster

Hall of Fame
I'm not so sure this is an odd match-up.

Hingis: a beautiful game and person on the outside. Likely ugly-as-can-be on the inside.

Stepanak can't relate on the outer, but I suspect they're connecting well on the inner.
 
Stepanek must have a wand like Trigger. I'm no Brad Pitt, but Stepanek looks like he took a spoon to an axe fight.

LOL. Only if that axe fight was after his long fall from the top of the ugly tree (hitting all branches on the way down of course).
 

Richie Rich

Legend
funny about radek and hingis.

few years ago when radek was climbing up the rankings, he qualified for the Toronto Masters. His final qualifying match was against Jeff Salzenstein (big lefty serve) in the morning. Jiri Novak and a hot (i mean hot) looking brunette were watching too. I thought it was Novak's wife.

Anyway, after the match, Novak shakes Radek's hand and the brunette is all smiles. She walks over and plants one on Radek's big fish mouth. I swear they were going to go at it there and then.

Why he gave her up for chucky is beyond me
 

Starlite

Semi-Pro
Maybe Stepanek will become a Swiss citizen since he hates Czech tennis so much. He can take Fed's spot first round if he acts fast enough. ;)
 

Bjorn99

Hall of Fame
Stepanek apparently feels his game is sufficient to continue to climb the world rankings. Thinks his forehand is just fine. This accoding to a friend who was willing to help him.
 

superman1

Legend
It's hard for me to comprehend why any soul would want to wake up to that face every morning. I would understand if he was as funny as Jim Carrey, had a sixpack like John Basedow's and an appendage like Ron Jeremy's. I keep hearing that they speak the same language so they feel a connection in that way. Surely there are millions of other men who also speak that language?
 

sypl

Rookie
Stepanek apparently feels his game is sufficient to continue to climb the world rankings. Thinks his forehand is just fine. This accoding to a friend who was willing to help him.

Is this 'friend' an international man of mystery currently coaching two future champions to be, with a supermodel wife and friend to international tennis stars? And probably living on a flying island somewhere over the pacific. With unicorns and elves.
 

Grimjack

Banned
Stepanek must have a wand like Trigger. I'm no Brad Pitt, but Stepanek looks like he took a spoon to an axe fight.

I brought a bunch of disadvantaged children over for the holidays, to teach them about life and enjoy good, wholesome fun browsing a site I believed to be wholesome and decent.

Then, I come here, and people are talking brazenly about penises.

Guess the appropriate thing would be to submit the URL to adult-content watchdog groups, so they can block it appropriately for their clients. Would hate for children everywhere to be subjected to the same embarrassed confusion these poor waifs just went through.

A shame, really, that the content here has gotten so lowbrow.
 

Rabbit

G.O.A.T.
I brought a bunch of disadvantaged children over for the holidays, to teach them about life and enjoy good, wholesome fun browsing a site I believed to be wholesome and decent.

Yeah, I'm on board with that for sure. There is an article in this morning's paper about the waifs that went over to your place...

Then, I come here, and people are talking brazenly about penises.

Seems to me you're the only one using the "P" word. I don't know how "brazen" my euphomism was either. I don't know that any child, advantaged or disadvantaged would know what or who I was referring to lest an explanation was forthcoming from an adult. Did you feel compelled to tell the room full of disadvantaged children crowded around your computer that to which I was referring? Did you also tell them the awful truth about the big guy from up North and the Easter bunny?

Tell you what, I'll bring them and their friends to my house next year if any of them can tell me who Trigger was. And, if any of them know who Trigger was, they can explain to me what Trigger was doing with a wand.

Grimjack said:
A shame, really, that the content here has gotten so lowbrow.

My apologies. I realize that your posts are never off color or sarcastic in nature. I will strive to raise my brow from this point forward. I pledge it....nay, I swear it.
 
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vive le beau jeu !

Talk Tennis Guru
Is this 'friend' an international man of mystery currently coaching two future champions to be, with a supermodel wife and friend to international tennis stars? And probably living on a flying island somewhere over the pacific. With unicorns and elves.
are you talking about me ?...
but there aren't elves on my flying island.


...... only unicorns, and purple hippos. ;)
 

Linda

New User
i find this funny...from what i've read i see that everybody finds this funny.
and i had, and still have, no idea who or what trigger actually is...although i do know the term 'wand'...
and lay off hingis and her soon-to-be hubby. every ogre deserves their happiness. have none of you watched shrek???? you should be ashamed!
 

Manda_D

Rookie
ROFL!!! omg... by FAR the funniest thread ive seen on here for a while! poor radek! haha.

well... i wish them all the best... and hope to hell they adopt! haha
 

Rabbit

G.O.A.T.
...
and i had, and still have, no idea who or what trigger actually is...although i do know the term 'wand'...


LMFAO!

Linda, for your edification, Trigger was Roy Rogers' faithful horse. Trigger had learned many tricks, including bowing while Roy was mounted. When Trigger went on to his reward, Roy couldn't bare parting with his faithful mount and had him stuffed. Trigger then took a place of honor inside the Rogers' home for all to see. As an aside, I think Dale Evans, Roy's wife, had a fairly lengthy discussion with Roy about the right/wrong things to do when and if Dale passed before Roy in terms of the dispostion of her remains.
 
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