Official Sureshs tribute thread

[stringertom]

Are all passwords exchanged through this secure communication channel kept 100% secret thru enkryption, or other cutting corners methods, and requested to be changed every 30 days on mandatory fashion?
If yes, please enroll me for the Elementary Drop Volley Seminar using the username and password I already provided.
Should you have any questions or comments, please let me know at your earliest convenience.

Just imagine iff ewe cood foe cuss four just tin minites on inn ding whirled ree lye unce on phossil fewls two whatch the Sabooshs droop volleigh, cood ewe bee sew kined az two Hee-d the war kning uv Greta Thunberg dat hour haus iz on fyre???

Ewe inn a Southern disc trick will pheel the pane anne will have two cry owt inn the knight lyke silleigh JollyDolly awlreddy duz. Know Jeejo will bee abel two say ve ewe att dat pointe.

Reepint! Dee neigh the droop volleigh moovemint az a waist uv thyme anne nrg!

Saive Mudder Urth!

 

[donquijote]

Username: JolietteDaliette
Password: SureshMyLoveILoveYouSoMuchAndMoreLetsMeetAtSTC

 

[donquijote]

Sureshs is love. Sureshs is life.

*Insert animated Sureshsmas Dali Poastcurd*

 

[JoelDali]

Just imagine iff ewe cood foe cuss four just tin minites on inn ding whirled ree lye unce on phossil fewls two whatch the Sabooshs droop volleigh, cood ewe bee sew kined az two Hee-d the war kning uv Greta Thunberg dat hour haus iz on fyre???

Ewe inn a Southern disc trick will pheel the pane anne will have two cry owt inn the knight lyke silleigh JollyDolly awlreddy duz. Know Jeejo will bee abel two say ve ewe att dat pointe.

Reepint! Dee neigh the droop volleigh moovemint az a waist uv thyme anne nrg!

Saive Mudder Urth!

Apparently U have not seen the drop volley but are consumed with the half volley.

Outrageous and sad.

Sadness and outrage.

 

[Tennease]

Magical Sirish Eco Friendly Balls

 

[Tennease]

Sirish tennis video has a new rival:

https://recordsetter.com/world-record/balancing-golf-ball-left-thumb/43808?autoplay=false

 

[Tennease]

Sirish is multi talented

 

[Genious at Work]

Wow. Amy Winehouse really put on a few pounds. Too many manger adroits.

 

[Genious at Work]

Sirish is multi talented

How the heck am I ever going to push my skillz to the next level with ellite teacher fees skyrocketing like that? I guess it's back to Mixed Doubles Spidervein Purgatory(TM) for me. I needed the skillz for necessery but I can't do the needful.

 

[Genious at Work]

Just imagine if u accepted a Post SummerTime Sureshmas Painfree Release(TM) and signed up for Jeejo’s Monday Night 4.0 advanced topless men’s clinic.

Just imagine...my god, just imagine.

My god, ur right. Wow. Sureshs is the answer.

 

[Genious at Work]

Just imagine iff ewe cood foe cuss four just tin minites on inn ding whirled ree lye unce on phossil fewls two whatch the Sabooshs droop volleigh, cood ewe bee sew kined az two Hee-d the war kning uv Greta Thunberg dat hour haus iz on fyre???

Ewe inn a Southern disc trick will pheel the pane anne will have two cry owt inn the knight lyke silleigh JollyDolly awlreddy duz. Know Jeejo will bee abel two say ve ewe att dat pointe.

Reepint! Dee neigh the droop volleigh moovemint az a waist uv thyme anne nrg!

Saive Mudder Urth!

How r ewe going two save Mudder Girth from Girthreshs?

 

[Sentinel]

Wow. Wowie. Wow, wow.

Now you’re disparaging the Russian GOAT?

The Russian GOAT is Davydenko, silly.

 

[Raul_SJ]

If Medvedev played Laver Cup would he be in Team World?
Or is Russia considered part of Europe?
Where does Sarfoos play?

 

[Tennease]

If Medvedev played Laver Cup would he be in Team World?
Or is Russia considered part of Europe?
Where does Sarfoos play?

Surplushhh would be the couch who grabs the eco friendly balls.
Medvedev would be tempted to have a collusion with American people he loved in Arthur Ashe.

 

[russell]

Are all passwords exchanged through this secure communication channel kept 100% secret thru enkryption, or other cutting corners methods, and requested to be changed every 30 days on mandatory fashion?
If yes, please enroll me for the Elementary Drop Volley Seminar using the username and password I already provided.
Should you have any questions or comments, please let me know at your earliest convenience.

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[russell]

 

[Sentinel]

Is this suresh during the Food Truck disaster a year or three back ?

 

[Sentinel]

Just imagine if u accepted a Post SummerTime Sureshmas Painfree Release(TM) and signed up for Jeejo’s Monday Night 4.0 advanced topless men’s clinic.

Just imagine...my god, just imagine.

Boy, you have such a dirty mind.

Spoiler

 

[Azure]

Boy, you have such a dirty mind.

Spoiler

Omg what an adorable kitty!!!

 

[Sentinel]

Omg what an adorable kitty!!!

Do you imply that Saboosh is not adorable?

 

[Sudacafan]

If Medvedev played Laver Cup would he be in Team World?
Or is Russia considered part of Europe?
Where does Sarfoos play?

I consulted George Orwell. Russia is part of Eurasia.

 

[Azure]

Do you imply that Saboosh is not adorable?

Just saying that he can't be a fluffy cat.

 

[Sentinel]

Just saying that he can't be a fluffy cat.

Fluffyreshs.

 

[Azure]

Fluffyreshs.

That really left a bitter aftertaste.

 

[Sudacafan]

Just imagine iff ewe cood foe cuss four just tin minites on inn ding whirled ree lye unce on phossil fewls two whatch the Sabooshs droop volleigh, cood ewe bee sew kined az two Hee-d the war kning uv Greta Thunberg dat hour haus iz on fyre???

Ewe inn a Southern disc trick will pheel the pane anne will have two cry owt inn the knight lyke silleigh JollyDolly awlreddy duz. Know Jeejo will bee abel two say ve ewe att dat pointe.

Reepint! Dee neigh the droop volleigh moovemint az a waist uv thyme anne nrg!

Saive Mudder Urth!

On a serious note, fires in the Eastern lowlands Bolivia region I live, have already consumed more than 2 million hectares of native forests.
Together with the Amazon forest fires this season, this can be named as an ecocide.
It is very sad that politicians and economic interests are just blaming each other about this and no real solutions are found.

 

[JoelDali]

On a serious note, forestal fires in the Eastern lowlands Bolivia region I live, have already consumed more than 2 million hectares of native forests.
Together with the Amazon forest fires this season, this can be named as an ecocide.
It is very sad that politicians and economic interests are just blaming each other about this and no real solutions are found.

 

[megamind]

On a serious note, forestal fires in the Eastern lowlands Bolivia region I live, have already consumed more than 2 million hectares of native forests.
Together with the Amazon forest fires this season, this can be named as an ecocide.
It is very sad that politicians and economic interests are just blaming each other about this and no real solutions are found.

Damn.... never woulda guessed u bolivian

Oh, and that forest thing sucks too

 

[megamind]

sarooshi is a fan of this individual

 

[Sudacafan]

Damn.... never woulda guessed u bolivian

Oh, and that forest thing sucks too

Actually, an Argentinian living in Bolivia for more than 25 years.

 

[Genious at Work]

If Medvedev played Laver Cup would he be in Team World?
Or is Russia considered part of Europe?
Where does Sarfoos play?

Sarfoos is out of this whirled. Future versions of the Laver Cup will be a threesome between the defenseless Europe Team and World Team against confident Team Safooreshs.

 

[Genious at Work]

That really left a bitter aftertaste.

Are ewe saying ewe are not fond of Sureshs's Sugar Cones(TM)? Wow. Just wow. Escalating to Dali so he can implement the necesseries to do the needful.

 

[Turbo-87]

username: Sirish
password:

 

[megamind]

this art

imma frame this in my shrine to suresh

 

[donquijote]

On a serious note, forestal fires in the Eastern lowlands Bolivia region I live, have already consumed more than 2 million hectares of native forests.
Together with the Amazon forest fires this season, this can be named as an ecocide.
It is very sad that politicians and economic interests are just blaming each other about this and no real solutions are found.

Do you think Suresh could be related to the high carbon emission levels since 1966?

 

[Azure]

Do you think Suresh could be related to the high carbon emission levels since 1966?

When they talked about increased emissions and climate change is this what everyone was talking about?

 

[stringertom]

When they talked about increased emissions and climate change is this what everyone was talking about?

Itt beecayme panephully obveeus inn fore yeers uv Sabooshs sukking dat the whirled wood bee FUBAR whiffinn hour thyme sew mini uv the brayve jung Gretas uv dat thyme maid April 22 hour Earth Day inn 1970.

 

[Genious at Work]

Do you think Suresh could be related to the high carbon emission levels since 1966?

Define carbon.

 

[Genious at Work]

I just found this old news in a microfilmed back issue of the Idaho Statesman that talks about this Indian guru named Suri Sri Maharishi Babooreshs that opened this commune back in the 80s in SoCal where he admitted willing femuls to learn his tennis secretes.

The article says that he would tell all deese dere femuls to grab his balls for maximum relaxation.

Spoiler

Maximum Sureshs relaxation, that is!

 

[stringertom]

I just found this old news in a microfilmed back issue of the Idaho Statesman that talks about this Indian guru named Suri Sri Maharishi Babooreshs that opened this commune back in the 80s in SoCal where he admitted willing femuls to learn his tennis secretes.

The article says that he would tell all deese dere femuls to grab his balls for maximum relaxation.

Spoiler

Maximum Sureshs relaxation, that is!

Sure(shs)ly ewe jest!

#Don’tCallMeShirley

 

[JoelDali]

Define carbon.

So u don’t desire Surooshez teachings and Internet based tennis knowledge?

Wow. Unreal.

Blown away.

 

[Turbo-87]

Introducing The Sureshs to my peers in club league has had a great effect but in a different way. Between sets and sometimes even points they are checking their phones to watch Sureshs Tennis 1 when they should be collecting their thoughts and creating new strategies during matches. It has helped me out because I have already absorbed all I can from The Sureshs videos and have adopted his teachings as part of my tennis schemata. While others are distracted, I am ready to perform the half volley/back scratch to perfection.

 

[Raul_SJ]

Greta is not happy with Sarfloosh's carbon footprint.

 

[donquijote]

Define carbon.

Most common element in his release and represented with letter C which is often mistaken for vitamin C. Though his followers would swear by the health benefits of inhaling his emissions and say vitamin C is nothing in comparison.

 

[megamind]

I don’t think making fun of Saroosh is funny. It is bullying and denying the power of 4.0 Internet Immortality.

only 3.5 Internet-ers think like this

4.0ers know it's not bullying, but praise!

 

[Dedans Penthouse]

Wow. Amy Winehouse really put on a few pounds. Too many manger adroits.

. .Whoa. Amy Winehouse had a ton of talent while.that two-legged cloud vvv looks like a ton of tiramisu...

 

[Genious at Work]

So u don’t desire Surooshez teachings and Internet based tennis knowledge?

Wow. Unreal.

Blown away.

Please donut forsake me like u did with Senti and Tom. Remember me at sundown.

 

[stringertom]

Greta is not happy with Sarfloosh's carbon footprint.

His foot iz the least uv hur whirries!

 

[Azure]

Define carbon.

An alphabet shaped like half a Shresh.

 

[stringertom]

An alphabet shaped like half a Shresh.

Define witch half!

 

[Azure]

Define witch half!

That is very hard to answer. He is a sphere from a macroscopic viewpoint. On close observation though, one might argue that he is a sphere in sphere where one sphere is actually a pouch containing several smaller sugary deep fried spheres.