Official Sureshs tribute thread

[Turbo-87]

Upload the results to the Sureshs BBS using xmodem. It only accepts connections at <= 9600bps. It will accept Kermit as a fallback.

 

[Genious at Work]

I'm unfriending Mayur Khunt, he's just, how do you say, not very nice.

 

[stringertom]

I'm unfriending Mayur Khunt, he's just, how do you say, not very nice.

Sumthymes the trooth gist can knot bee eezy two Handel.

 

[Tennease]

And there's Topless Clinic every Tuesday at 7 pm.

Speaking of topless....

 

[stringertom]

Speaking of topless....

Sabooshs wood knead two fa.s.st four a munth two knot bee the hevvy hear.

 

[Turbo-87]

The early days of the Sureshs Tennis Center with Fed under his wing.

 

[JoelDali]

The early days of the Sureshs Tennis Center with Fed under his wing.

This pic is framed up in the clubhouse.

The pic of Souroush shaking hands with Laver is in the snack bar area.

 

[russell]

 

[Turbo-87]

 

[Sudacafan]

Eye Sirius Lee beeleave dudeAu anne JoeDelilah r eyedinticull twinz Seppi rated at berth.

Can Dgold decline pottery?

 

[stringertom]

Anton Chigureshs anne Chrissie wood have maid killer baybees!

 

[Turbo-87]

 

[russell]

Anton Chigureshs anne Chrissie wood have maid killer baybees!

 

[borg number one]

That would be a great logo for the Sureshs Open!

 

[donquijote]

The early days of the Sureshs Tennis Center with Fed under his w̶i̶n̶g̶ wind.

 

[russell]

Spring/Summer 2020 Tacchini kit.

 

[Genious at Work]

Sumthymes the trooth gist can knot bee eezy two Handel.

Sumthymes it's herd to Handel what's being Haydn from u.

 

[stringertom]

Sumthymes it's herd to Handel what's being Haydn from u.

Eye have now been Beethoven mye head.

 

[JoelDali]

Sumthymes it's herd to Handel what's being Haydn from u.

I’ve been reviewing your recent posts with my attorneys in Frankfurt.

Simply appalling.

 

[stringertom]

I’ve been reviewing your recent posts with my attorneys in Frankfurt.

Simply appalling.

Iz dat the phirm cauled Bach Brahms Strauss Schubert Liszt Schumann & Mendelssohn ???

 

[Tennease]

I just ran into this gem as I was perusing my microfiche. Rare image of The Sureshs and Billie Jean King before their match. The Sureshs is so timeless.

What an innsalt, a ouchrage, an scundhal, an dishgrayce !!!!!!

Sur doesn't fit in a mycrowfish!


EDIT:
OMGGGGG
A DEAFENING LOUD THUNDER JUST BLASTED THE WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD ONCE I FINISHED TYPING THAT!!! GOD SUR HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!

 

[megamind]

A study was done, and it was found that belief in saboosh raises your iq by 7 points

 

[Sudacafan]

Sumthymes it's herd to Handel what's being Haydn from u.

Agree. You can’t handle what you’re hydin’ from.

 

[megamind]

Has Suresh ever addressed his fame? Or does he ignore it? Is he too shy? Or does he think it's a waste of time to discuss things like that with mortal Earthlings?

 

[megamind]

Even I can beat Nadal on hard courts

sometimes sureshs brags too much, though I bet @tennis_pro would approve of this post

 

[Sentinel]

Better viewed at full screen in colour. PG is advised.

What does PG mean ?
I am guessing Prenuptual Gestation given the context ?

Sorely not Paying Guest. Or Proctor and Gamble.

 

[Sentinel]

Negligent not to have a sign. Very traumatic. You have a good case. Call this personal injury lawyer immediately.

 

[Sentinel]

The ladies came out screaming. No wonder he found it empty.

 

[Sentinel]

Sabooshs deephies Newton’s Law uv gravitas. Have ewe knot scene Hiz vids???

oh I read that as "sabooshs deep fries Newton's Laws..."


Speaking of witch, I could do with a plate of fries just about now.

 

[Sentinel]

He will probably defend his Vegemite sandwich better than the trophy.

 

[Sentinel]

One of them has become a Carmelite nun with a strict vow of silence, another one is dating Rosie O'Donnell, and another one's legal name now is Kurt and works as an engineer in the Pacific Railroad corridor.

Sureshs performs miracles in and outside the court.

Sumtin moist be wrong with me. I read that as "sureshs perfumes"

 

[donquijote]

Breaking News!
A frame from the women's locker room scare has been leaked.

 

[stringertom]

sometimes sureshs brags too much, though I bet @tennis_pro would approve of this post

Wow! Dat Sabooshsian nugget iz awlmoast 11 years olde. Eye mussed let @Tennis_Hands nose sew hee can updait Hiz geekneelalloweaugee uv blunders.

 

[russell]

Drank GOAT milk for the first time in my life

Surprisingly tasty

Welcome to the STC.

 

[Tennis_Hands]

Wow! Dat Sabooshsian nugget iz awlmoast 11 years olde. Eye mussed let @Tennis_Hands nose sew hee can updait Hiz geekneelalloweaugee uv blunders.

B-lunders for a B-celebrity?

 

[stringertom]

B-lunders for a Blubber-celebrity?

FTFY

 

[Turbo-87]

A study was done, and it was found that belief in saboosh raises your iq by 7 points

Did dghould validate this? He can judge iq on sight alone.

 

[Turbo-87]

I am having a Sureshs Tennis Center tshirt made for club league play. I will post a pic of me wearing it when I get it.

 

[JoelDali]

I am having a Sureshs Tennis Center tshirt made for club league play. I will post a pic of me wearing it when I get it.

Jeejo has asked for a shirt.

He is size small. Please revert the wholesale price and STC discount rate.

I will revert back your encrypted response before dinner.

 

[Turbo-87]

This is the prototype. Very simple design. The intent is to have people ask who the silhouette is, which will then take the rec leaguer on the path to enlightenment.
It really is being printed and I really will wear it.

 

[JoelDali]

This is the prototype. Very simple design.

This epic immortal.

Shamukukalooroo is our new front desk clerk wants a shirt too, also a size small.

Please revert back with discount rate for all STC technicians.

 

[Azure]

This epic immortal.

Shamukukalooroo is our new front desk clerk wants a shirt too, also a size small.

Please revert back with discount rate for all STC technicians.

This is atrocious.

 

[megamind]

This is the prototype. Very simple design. The intent is to have people ask who the silhouette is, which will then take the rec leaguer on the path to enlightenment.
It really is being printed and I really will wear it.

With a shirt like that you will be handing out bagels and breadsticks in no time!

 

[Turbo-87]

The other one.

 

[JoelDali]

The other one.

This is good. The only problem is no one will wear these on Topless Tuesday.

Please revert and create a special custom accessory for this weekly clinic.

 

[JoelDali]

This is atrocious.

Not sure what the crime is here.

No obstruction. No collusion.

 

[Turbo-87]

Having one of the three (edited) printed today. Which design do you like best? The idea is to keep it simple so people ask who the silhouette is which may open up conversations about leading rec tennis players on the path.


OPTION 1

OPTION 2

OPTION 3

 

[donquijote]

This is the prototype. Very simple design. The intent is to have people ask who the silhouette is, which will then take the rec leaguer on the path to enlightenment.
It really is being printed and I really will wear it.

Excellent job but don't you think you should have some pink in it?

 

[MurraysMetalHip]

Love a good pole. Option 1 for me, as Sureshs is also the king of the double bounce forehand.

 

[donquijote]

Drank goat milk for the first time in my life

Surprisingly tasty

Nothing surprising about Sureshz but I think it should rather taste salty.