Official Sureshs tribute thread

[blablavla]

The club where I used to drop off my frames for stringing (from where an independent stringer's wife would pick them up and drop off) is not doing that now to minimize club traffic. So I am meeting his wife in the parking lot of an Olive Garden restaurant near their home. I will use the opportunity to pick up food from there for dinner.

and my first thought was about the Tuesday Topless clinic

 

[blablavla]

Did Rafesh Federesh disinfect his racquet before he handed it over to the lady at the Olive Garden?

Rafesh Federesh racket is a blessing. That wife and stringer should never ever wash their hands, after having the blessing to touch it.
Beyond, doesn't Rafesh Federesh heal, disinfect, sanitize by positive thinking? or is that exclusive to Novaxx Covidovic?

 

[Azure]

When - recently
Why - coming to terms with reality.

Don't be supperrized if this is hix next one.

Actually this would give a more complete picture.

ROFL.

I hear Saboosh's vitalstatistix hit peak levels after he gotafix at the recent raid. The heavyweight champion continues to asstound everyone with his pragmatix approach towards peaking the curve, so to speak.

 

[blablavla]

Where can I buy a subscription of The Tennease Times?

I can sell it to you.
It's easy.
Just post here following information:
your real last name and first name
your real credit card number
month and expiry of your real credit card
CVV of your real credit card

and please don't check the transactions.
just patiently wait till the subscription will turn active

 

[blablavla]

I always suspected that perking lots were non secure places.

from your best friend experience in perking lot?

 

[stringertom]

Rafesh Federesh racket is a blessing. That wife and stringer should never ever wash their hands, after having the blessing to touch it.
Beyond, doesn't Rafesh Federesh heal, disinfect, sanitize by positive thinking? or is that exclusive to Novaxx Covidovic?

Az the fourum member dat haz Zoomed bye boath Yin (Sentipeed) anne Yang (Sabooshs) inn the poasting rankings lykes two seigh:

EWWW!

Inny more tull inn there rite mined nose two never geaux phull Sabooshs win trying two handel Hiz sticque.

 

[blablavla]

Az the fourum member dat haz Zoomed bye boath Yin (Sentipeed) anne Yang (Sabooshs) inn the poasting rankings lykes two seigh:

EWWW!

Inny more tull inn there rite mined nose two never geaux phull Sabooshs win trying two handel Hiz sticque.

can you please send me the encryption code? so I can translate back these characters?
I start developing an allergy, just like in case of @tennishabit postings...

 

[Tennease]

 

[stringertom]

Are ewe pheeding DopeJelilah’s next Sabooshimage cut and paste???

Sabooshs walking on dat lake az Hee executes the bh overhead lob wood bee divine!

 

[Tennease]

Are ewe pheeding DopeJelilah’s next Sabooshimage cut and paste???

Sabooshs walking on dat lake az Hee executes the bh overhead lob wood bee divine!

or maybe riding the donkey ?

 

[stringertom]

or maybe riding the donkey ?

Poor donkey!

 

[Tennease]

Poor donkey!

Donki is gonna be riding Suri.

 

[blablavla]

Donki is gonna be riding Suri.

if Suri doesn't eat the donkey as an aperitif

 

[Tennease]

 

[JoelDali]

Donki is gonna be riding Suri.

Wow. Wait. Seriously?

He owns an elite tennis academy and is revered by all of the top Internet players. He’s not riding donkeys. Wow.

 

[Turbo-87]

The Sureshs changing sides with his opponent. He was already at the net performing a drop volley on a baseline Tsitsipas, so it was a quick changeover without a break. Steal Food card was not active ... yet.

 

[Genious at Work]

Saquuef's methane is an inexhaustible sustainable energy source, but the cost of input is high and results in global warming and deforestation. So Ms Thunberg is not clear on what her response should be.

On the other hand, Sureshs is neither inexhaustible (specially on a treadmill) nor sustainable (except perhaps by a crane certified to transfer large cetaceans into water tanks). Some people would say this is paradoxical. I just say it perplexes the fecal matter out of me.

 

[Genious at Work]

The Sureshs changing sides with his opponent. He was already at the net performing a drop volley on a baseline Tsitsipas, so it was a quick changeover without a break. Steal Food card was not active ... yet.

Sureshs' alpha male belly bump intimidates Tsitsipas who is not macho enough to look Sureshs way. Awsome mental games by Sureshs. He basically won that match when he undid his jock strap in the locker room.

 

[Genious at Work]

I cannot imagine any player with The Sureshes footwork, so your sentence did not make any science. The rest was rejected by my interpreter.

Very true. Nobody shuffles and waddles the way Sureshs does out there. It is a true prodigy of nature, and a testament to God's might that he created a creature of such outstanding talents as Surrsherer.

 

[Genious at Work]

You are supposed to focus on Saboosh not those pretty gals smiling all around him, happy to be there.
By now they will be old and lonely and greying, but still waking up with a smile on their face remembering the day they sat behind Seweresh with all the benefits that being downwind of him bring.

But you will wake up old and lonely and greying one day, thinking of those gals who are by now old and gnarly with lines on their faces, in some old-age home surviving on dementia medication.

Senility is a defense mechanism against a**holes and an increasingly illogical world. I look forward to the day I won't remember what day of the week it is or what state I live in.

 

[Genious at Work]

From your excessive, incomprehensible rantings it is quite clear that you will never accept the power and magic of Chewritzes heavily customized stock Walmart racket.

When I got there they were out of them. Some disgusting human bean is selling them in **** now for $1200.

 

[JoelDali]

Very true. Nobody shuffles and waddles the way Sureshs does out there. It is a true prodigy of nature, and a testament to God's might that he created a creature of such outstanding talents as Surrsherer.

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Please revert back with your login credentials for this secure messaging system so we can place you in the correct group based on the encryption algorithm of your Visual Breakfast 6.0 setting.

 

[Genious at Work]

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I agree that Sureshs swat smash volley is fantastic, but I think you have to go easy on the Photoshop. It's not like Sureshs needs to be enhanced, he is already fat the way he is without the Blobify plugin. The man doesn't have a gluten problem. Gluten has a Sureshs problem.

Is that from The Game of Porcelain Thrones DVD set? I accept your challenge.

 

[JoelDali]

I agree that Sureshs swat smash volley is fantastic, but I think you have to go easy on the Photoshop. It's not like Sureshs needs to be enhanced, he is already fat the way he is without the Blobify plugin. The man doesn't have a gluten problem. Gluten has a Sureshs problem.

Is that from The Game of Porcelain Thrones DVD set? I accept your challenge.

Wow. No revert necessary. Wow.

 

[natalia]

Will this ever end!?!?!?!?

 

[Turbo-87]

New shirts in stock.

 

[Vcore89]

Will this ever end!?!?!?!?

 

[stringertom]

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Dat stallyun on the rite nose a knightmare win Hee seize won. Theigh could preauxdeuce offspring fa.s.ster than Secretariat if anne AYCE raid aweights at the finnish lyne.

 

[Sentinel]

Blobify plugin

Today one of my students asked me about the true nature of Suresh. Being a Zen retreat I went silent and stared at the wall.

Then he asked, I just want to know if he is bloatware or vapourware?

 

[Sentinel]

When I got there they were out of them. Some disgusting human bean is selling them in **** now for $1200.

1200 USD?
That's a steal.
Does he not realize how valuable they are?

 

[Sudacafan]

The Sureshs changing sides with his opponent. He was already at the net performing a drop volley on a baseline Tsitsipas, so it was a quick changeover without a break. Steal Food card was not active ... yet.

Wait. Look at the scoreboard. Has Sarroosh changed the rules of tennis?
First quarter? Time count down? 0-0 starting with a tiebreaker in 12-11?

 

[Turbo-87]

Wait. Look at the scoreboard. Has Sarroosh changed the rules of tennis?
First quarter? Time count down? 0-0 starting with a tiebreaker in 12-11?

This is the Ultimate Tennis format, which is really cool. You can play cards during each quarter to steal serves, get 3x points with a winner, etc. The Sureshs is predicted to dominate.

 

[Sentinel]

Senility is a defense mechanism against a**holes and an increasingly illogical world. I look forward to the day I won't remember what day of the week it is or what state I live in.

I did not mean you. Those gals will be on dementia medication. I hope you will remember us and this threat when you are old and looking respectable.

 

[Sentinel]

Very true. Nobody shuffles and waddles the way Sureshs does out there

Very two. He is more at home in an aquatic environment, just imagine if a major were to be held in water.
Just imagine how many majors Surrsssh would have won by now.

 

[Sentinel]

On the other hand, Sureshs is neither inexhaustible (specially on a treadmill) nor sustainable (except perhaps by a crane certified to transfer large cetaceans into water tanks). Some people would say this is paradoxical. I just say it perplexes the fecal matter out of me.

As they say, Sushi San is the ox in paradox.

 

[Sentinel]

The Sureshs changing sides with his opponent. He was already at the net performing a drop volley on a baseline Tsitsipas, so it was a quick changeover without a break. Steal Food card was not active ... yet.

Were there any skidmarks at the net from that drop volley?
Do the ball kids have to clean that up?

 

[Sentinel]

Wow. Wait. Seriously?

He owns an elite tennis academy and is revered by all of the top Internet players. He’s not riding donkeys. Wow.

Surrsssh looks even better in monochrome. Rounder, I mean. If that's possible.

 

[Sentinel]

if Suri doesn't eat the donkey as an aperitif

Suri is vegan. The donkey is safe, but not his pile of fresh hay.

 

[Sentinel]

Poor donkey!

More like dead donkey.

 

[Sentinel]

Has this been prepared for suri's annual bath?

Wondering if he will have to be fit in side ways or what.

 

[Sentinel]

I always suspected that perking lots were non secure places.

When saboosh joined Microsoft a year back, they made the parking lot his cubicle.

That made Microsoft more secure as a side benefit.

 

[JoelDali]

Has this been prepared for suri's annual bath?

Wondering if he will have to be fit in side ways or what.

Sufresh is not fat. He is big bone.

Please stop reverting with fat jokes.

 

[Sentinel]

Sufresh is not fat. He is big bone.

Please stop reverting with fat jokes.

Thanks for the update.
Will sleep on it now.

 

[JoelDali]

Thanks for the update.
Will sleep on it now.

ASL/Pics

 

[Turbo-87]

 

[JoelDali]

When I was younger I read a story on this secure messaging transmission system about Surrush beating DIV 3 female players by wide margins. These new pics of him working out with high level women brings me back to those days of Surooshian domination.

 

[Tennease]

Sureshs' alpha male belly bump intimidates Tsitsipas who is not macho enough to look Sureshs way. Awsome mental games by Sureshs. He basically won that match when he undid his jock strap in the locker room.

की सूचना दी .

 

[stringertom]

Sabooshs...Babe Magnet!

 

[tennishabit]

lololololol man, never being in a gym:?))............out of proportion, he n his gals need to zoom up a lot more to match up w/ the gym equipment...................

use the top cross bar as a reference, man................~2.2m or even lower for shorties usually..............

 

[tennishabit]

The Sureshs changing sides with his opponent. He was already at the net performing a drop volley on a baseline Tsitsipas, so it was a quick changeover without a break. Steal Food card was not active ... yet.

nice job, not bad at all man...............only need bit touch up fine finish to perfect the scene like dark shade under the shoes n around his legs etc......................