Official Sureshs tribute thread

[stringertom]

The Sureshs

Hee iz hour strangest uv strangers.

 

[Deleted member 744633]

I resemble that remark

ROFL x 10,000

 

[Deleted member 744633]

see what happens when you watch too much porn?
you also forgot to like my post!

Machan ... guilty as charged Went back and 'liked' your post.

As for your first remark, I'm afraid the PAAAAA* President won't take to it very kindly!

* Porn Actors And Actresses Association of America

 

[Sudacafan]

No machi, I'm not. Don't scandals in the church usually involve males and not females?

I'm a Jain

I’m Tarzan.

 

[JoelDali]

Do u accept Saroosh to inhabit within your bosoms?

 

[Deleted member 744633]

I’m Tarzan.

LOL machi. everyone in this thread peaking at the same time

 

[Turbo-87]

 

[blablavla]

is ATP Tennis TV paying the due royalties to use The Sureshs image rights?

 

[Turbo-87]

is ATP Tennis TV paying the due royalties to use The Sureshs image rights?

Yes. That is how we keep so many digital signs playing The Sureshs footage at all of the Sureshs Tennis Center Worldwide affiliates.

 

[Turbo-87]

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[sureshs]

Suresh Bhojanalaya (Suresh Meal Place)

Suresh Tea Stall

 

[donquijote]

While you are killing time here, Suresh is saving humanity.

 

[donquijote]

Suresh Bhojanalaya (Suresh Meal Place)

Suresh Tea Stall

That look! Tea N a z i.

 

[Sentinel]

DopeJelilah kneads two Reed dis hear tail uv two cuntrees. Hiz ghee o’graphee null edge wood improove.

You used the right word to describe his no lidge.
Null. LOL.

 

[Sentinel]

That look! Tea N a z i.

This is an early picture of Surrsssh during the Siderian period before he adopted the gulabjamuns diet which resulted in his proliferation and dominance of the world.

 

[Sentinel]

Suresh Bhojanalaya (Suresh Meal Place)

Suresh Tea Stall

Why are you reposting these images of your youth?

 

[Sentinel]

Suresh Bhojanalaya (Suresh Meal Place)

Suresh Tea Stall

This is Surrsssh in his older years when his sons took over his flourishing business and made it a global brand.

 

[Sentinel]

While you are killing time here, Suresh is saving humanity.

Whilst Suresh is saving humanity, Dali is sitting in his Beverly hills mansion reporting everyone in this thread while munching a slice of Dominoes Pizza and sipping diet pepsi and dipping his feet in his indoor fountain with Latha massaging his shoulders to relax them from hours of brutal photoshopping and uploading of heavy images onto the passing cumulus clouds.

 

[Sudacafan]

While you are killing time here, Suresh is saving humanity.

Wow?

 

[tennishabit]

Suresh Bhojanalaya (Suresh Meal Place)

Suresh Tea Stall

lolololololololol manohman.................stall or, stool:?)) look @the guy's shirts n loose pants, seems just done the mix-up................................

 

[Sudacafan]

lolololololololol manohman.................stall or, stool:?)) look @the guy's shirts n loose pants, seems just done the mix-up................................

Nothing more disturbing than an alert coming from our beloved tennishabit.

 

[stringertom]

Nothing more disturbing than an alert coming from our beloved tennishabit.

LOLOLOLOL Manomanoman

 

[JoelDali]

Whilst Suresh is saving humanity, Dali is sitting in his Beverly hills mansion reporting everyone in this thread while munching a slice of Dominoes Pizza and sipping diet pepsi and dipping his feet in his indoor fountain with Latha massaging his shoulders to relax them from hours of brutal photoshopping and uploading of heavy images onto the passing cumulus clouds.

I know for a fact if u sign up for Latha’s men’s only LiveBall session u will become the highest level Internet.

 

[Sentinel]

I know for a fact if u sign up for Latha’s men’s only LiveBall session u will become the highest level Internet.

Wow
You know Latha on a first-name basis. The rest of us know her as Ms Latha Balasubrahmanyam.
Wow.

 

[Sentinel]

LOLOLOLOL Manomanoman

oh please don't force me to put you on iggy too.

Spoiler

 

[Sudacafan]

Suresh Bhojanalaya (Suresh Meal Place)

Suresh Tea Stall

Minimum order 100/-
How much would that be?

 

[Sentinel]

Minimum order 100/-
How much would that be?

Very decent by today's standards. Usually, Suresh would rack up a bill of several hundred alone. And of course he would never eat at a place like this. He would go to a swanky, air-conditioned place with valet parking and reserved tables. He would spend a few thousand at least but given that he earns in dollars, that would be peanuts butter for him.

 

[Azure]

Did you

Did you notice he used his left hand? Maybe it's part of his training regimen to perfect his new Nadal forehand.

The left hand is used for udder porpoises in this part of the whirled.

 

[Azure]

‘I spent my life crying’: Lost in Partition, found over WhatsApp call 73 years later

In the confusion of moving, Daphia was allegedly kidnapped, and subsequently converted to Islam, married and bore seven children. However, she kept searching, for the other part of her family.

indianexpress.com

Wow.
86 year old find her missing family after 73 year search.
Still cannot meet them.

The partition is probably one of the biggest tragedies to come off the British rule and their incompetence in coming up with an amicable solution.

 

[Azure]

LOLOLOLOL Manomanoman

Every time I read this I read it as Manmohan and decide that its a bootyfull word to describe Babgaloosh.

Manmohan MEANING: Winner of the heart

 

[Azure]

Very decent by today's standards. Usually, Suresh would rack up a bill of several hundred alone. And of course he would never eat at a place like this. He would go to a swanky, air-conditioned place with valet parking and reserved tables. He would spend a few thousand at least but given that he earns in dollars, that would be peanuts butter for him.

Shoesplash has offered to invite me to an elaborate buffet at ITC Grand during his next Shreshjira.

 

[Azure]

Wow
You know Latha on a first-name basis. The rest of us know her as Ms Latha Balasubrahmanyam.
Wow.

SPB died of Covid

 

[blablavla]

Shoesplash has offered to invite me to an elaborate buffet at ITC Grand during his next Shreshjira.

 

[Sentinel]

Shoesplash has offered to invite me to an elaborate buffet at ITC Grand during his next Shreshjira.

Happy to know that the International Tennis Council conducts elaborate buffets for it's top rated 4.0 level Indian internet Broadbands.

 

[Sentinel]

SPB died of Covid

Oh. I haven't checked the news today so was unaware.

 

[Sentinel]

Shoesplash

 

[JoelDali]

Disgraceful.

Police in Vietnam raid warehouse recycling used condoms

More than 300,000 used condoms that had been washed and were being packaged for sale to the public as "new" were discovered by Vietnamese police during a raid on Tuesday, according to local reports.

www.cbsnews.com

 

[Azure]

And Atlantis sank

 

[JoelDali]

Happy to know that the International Tennis Council conducts elaborate buffets for it's top rated 4.0 level Indian internet Broadbands.

Your denial of the tennis tip of Surshoush led to your 3.5 downfall. U could have been a very deep saucy player winning sectional level 8.0 mixed dubs matches.

 

[blablavla]

wow.
disgraceful.
repoarted.

wait for the Joel attorneys in the region of San Diego - Kabul to reach out to you with the court decision.

you might be denied entry in The Sureshs Tea & Coffee stall for the duration of your life.

 

[stringertom]

wow.
disgraceful.
repoarted.

wait for the Joel attorneys in the region of San Diego - Kabul to reach out to you with the court decision.

you might be denied entry in The Sureshs Tea & Coffee stall for the duration of your life.

Poasted bye the sayme purrsun dat phat shaymed SourFresh whiff dis hear poast:

 

[JoelDali]

wow.
disgraceful.
repoarted.

wait for the Joel attorneys in the region of San Diego - Kabul to reach out to you with the court decision.

you might be denied entry in The Sureshs Tea & Coffee stall for the duration of your life.

Barrister Walter John has filed the motion for trial.

Wow.

 

[Sentinel]

wow.
disgraceful.
repoarted.

wait for the Joel attorneys in the region of San Diego - Kabul to reach out to you with the court decision.

you might be denied entry in The Sureshs Tea & Coffee stall for the duration of your life.

Wow.
Dishevel.
I am already sulphuric from post traumatic Surrsssh diss odour. Banning me from the Suresh tea and momo stall (min odour Rs.100) will be the last mail in my Goffin.

 

[JoelDali]

Wow.
Dishevel.
I am already sulphuric from post traumatic Surrsssh diss odour. Banning me from the Suresh tea and momo stall (min odour Rs.100) will be the last mail in my Goffin.

Wow.

Calling TT Internet support now.

I will record the call for future generations to review Sentease epic Denial of the Spray.

 

[tennishabit]

Nothing more disturbing than an alert coming from our beloved tennishabit.

d:?))sturbing.............................

 

[donquijote]

Some good memories from the past..

Suresh during his concert at the Carnegie Hall.

Suresh during the Middle East Peace Treaty summit.

Suresh won the Suresh Got Talent.

 

[Sentinel]

Wow.

Calling TT Internet support now.

I will record the call for future generations to review Sentease epic Denial of the Spray.

Spoiler

 

[Sentinel]

And Atlantis sank

Titanic also.

 

[sureshs]

Why are you reposting these images of your youth?

 

[Sentinel]

Your denial of the tennis tip of Surshoush led to your 3.5 downfall. U could have been a very deep saucy player winning sectional level 8.0 mixed dubs matches.

Thanks for the incurridgement.