Players against themselves

[tennis_pro]

Nadal vs Nadal - the longest match ever
Santoro vs Santoro - the weirdest match ever
Karlovic vs Karlovic / Murray vs Murray - the most boring match ever
Federer vs Federer - the most jaw dropping match ever
McEnroe vs McEnroe - the most tantrummed match ever

anything else worth mentioning?

 

[Legend of Borg]

Nole vs. Nole

The most slivovitz ever consumed in a tennis match by fans.

 

[Hood_Man]

Safin vs Safin/Ivanisevic vs Ivanisevic = The most expensive match ever

 

[niff]

Petzschner v Petzschner

No one is winning this.

 

[eidolonshinobi]

Safin vs Safin/Ivanisevic vs Ivanisevic = The most expensive match ever

lol can players get DQed for racquet abuse?

 

[Rock Strongo]

Sharapova vs Sharapova = the loudest match ever.
Seles vs Seles = the loudest match ever.
Larcher de Brito vs Larcher de Brito = the loudest match ever.
Azarenka vs Azarenka = the loudest match ever.
Williams vs Williams = the loudest match ever.

 

[billnepill]

Nole vs. Nole

The most slivovitz ever consumed in a tennis match by fans.

lol ...

 

[tennis_pro]

I can imagine Hewitt playing Hewitt, one shouting "COME ON!!!" in each other's face after every point, that would be hilarious

 

[billnepill]

S. Williams vs S. Williams

no referees volunteered for this match

 

[Hood_Man]

lol can players get DQed for racquet abuse?

I don't know, but I heard that Goran had to retire from a match because he ran out of racquets once


Nalbandia vs Nalbandian


...FOODFIGHT!


(j/k! I like the guy, just getting in on the meme!)

 

[billnepill]

Nadal vs Nadal

= schizophrenic uncle Toni

 

[Rock Strongo]

Borg vs Borg = The coolest match ever
Davydenko vs Davydenko = None of them would win.
Safin/Safin vs Safin/Safin = After the match there would only be one left standing.
Gilbert vs Gilbert = Chess where no one would move.
Chang vs Chang = The fastest match ever.
Krajicek/Krajicek vs Krajicek/Krajicek = This might actually be a longer match than Nadal vs Nadal.

 

[tennis_pro]

Sampras vs Sampras anyone? I think they would break the Isner-Mahut record easily, playing at Wimbledon

 

[niff]

Gilbert vs Gilbert = Chess where no one would move.

Haha! Possibly the most undesirable combo ever.

 

[cucio]

Federer vs Federer - I want to read the transcript of the press conference of the loser.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Federer vs Federer - I want to read the transcript of the press conference of the loser.

I'd much rather be interested in the Arabic commentary.

 

[billnepill]

Federer vs Federer - I want to read the transcript of the press conference of the loser.

Federer - Federer

The most arrogant match ever

 

[eidolonshinobi]

Federer vs Federer - I want to read the transcript of the press conference of the loser.

That would be such a good read lol

 

[billnepill]

Verdasco vs Verdasco

will be possible soon when he is not top 10 anymore, because he is known to be unable to beat top 10 player.

 

[niff]

Federer vs Federer - I want to read the transcript of the press conference of the loser.

"Finally. Finally a worthy adversary! These are tears of joy "

 

[eidolonshinobi]

Bryan Bros vs Bryan Bros...

Double the chest bump action

 

[Mainad]

Monfils v Monfils - the most acrobatic match ever.
Djokovic v Djokovic - the most ball bouncing,most chest thumping and most racket smashing in a match ever.
Nadal v Nadal - the most bottom scratching match ever.
Verdasco v Verdasco - the most hair-oiled and the most error strewn match ever.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Connors vs Connors would either cause a massive fight or make everyone in the stadium mute.

 

[ucr_tennis90]

djoker vs djoker - most ball bounces/best impersonation of the opponent (er.... wait a minute....?)
nadal vs nadal - most impossible passing shots in a single match/craziest angles/best gets/most "vamos!!"es
federer vs federer - utter appreciation for the other players shots/longest discussion of how awesome they are

 

[Pozarevacka]

Monfils v Monfils - the most acrobatic match ever.
Djokovic v Djokovic - the most ball bouncing,most chest thumping and most racket smashing in a match ever.
Nadal v Nadal - the most bottom scratching match ever.
Verdasco v Verdasco - the most hair-oiled and the most error strewn match ever.

What do you mean hair-oiled?!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QNp24K-3PM

 

[BigForehand]

Nadal vs Nadal - the longest match ever
Santoro vs Santoro - the weirdest match ever
Karlovic vs Karlovic / Murray vs Murray - the most boring match ever
Federer vs Federer - the most jaw dropping match ever
McEnroe vs McEnroe - the most tantrummed match ever

anything else worth mentioning?

I'd **** my pants for the entire time watching that match...

 

[Dilettante]

Gaudio vs Gaudio: The only match in history where both players lose. Of course they were both desperate even before stepping on court.

Santoro vs Santoro: the linesmen have strokes and mental outbreaks during the match.

Connors vs Connors: III World War.

Verdasco vs Verdasco: Most neurotic behaviour registered on a tennis match ever.

Nalbandian vs Nalbandian: by players agreement, match decided by flipping a coin. Then go to post-match buffet.

Ivanovic vs Ivanovic: Oh god I'm a sicko.

Nadal vs Nadal - the longest match ever

That would be Muster vs Muster and it's not even a contest. Nadal actually does get tired.

 

[CCNM]

Bartoli v. Bartoli-the most weirdest moves ever.
Sanchez-Vicario v. Sanchez-Vicario-most action-packed match ever.
McEnroe v. McEnroe, S. Williams v. S. Williams, and Henin v. Henin-the biggest arguments/catfights ever.

 

[Dilettante]

2000 Hingis vs 2000 Hingis: Porn.

2010 Hingis vs 2010 Hingis: Hey where are the lines.

 

[PONG]

Wozniacki vs. Wozniacki = longest rallies ever
Safina vs. Safina = most break points ever
Hantuchova vs. Hantuchova = most crying ever
Mattek-Sands vs. Mattek-Sands = weirdest outfits ever
Kirilenko vs. Kirilenko = hottest match ever

 

[PONG]

mens

Verdasco vs. Verdasco = the most "real" tennis ever
Roddick vs. Roddick = most defaults ever
Dolgopolov vs. Dolgopolov = as close mens tennis will ever be to womens tennis , ever
Gimelslob vs. Gimelslob = most shirt changes ever
Rochus bros vs. Rochus bros = best 12 year olds ever

 

[stringertom]

Roddick vs. Roddick; Stepanek vs. Stepanek

Roddick vs. Roddick: first match played with both players required to compete in swimming trunks due to court flooding caused by excess perspiration.

Stepanek vs. Stepanek: loser becomes ugliest man to date attractive Czech tennis star; winner becomes ugliest man to date and marry even more attractive Czech tennis star.

 

[tennis_pro]

Wozniacki vs. Wozniacki = longest rallies ever
Safina vs. Safina = most break points ever
Hantuchova vs. Hantuchova = most crying ever
Mattek-Sands vs. Mattek-Sands = weirdest outfits ever
Kirilenko vs. Kirilenko = hottest match ever

That would be Zvonareva x 2

 

[CCNM]

According to some folks on his website Federer v. Federer would be the most elegant tennis ever.

 

[MagneticCurls]

Kournikova vs. Kournikova

Wet dream.

 

[Hood_Man]

Surely Federer vs Federer depends on which versions of Federer turn up?

If ******** and ******** turn up I don't think I could take it.

 

[aldeayeah]

Verdasco vs Verdasco: Most neurotic behaviour registered on a tennis match ever.

I see your match and raise it to

Koellerer vs Koellerer

 

[Tennis sensation]

mens

Verdasco vs. Verdasco = the most "real" tennis ever

I see what you did there.

 

[tenniswarrior]

Serena vs Serena = Wimbledon 2009 Final