Prepaire: No amount of titles or records can be comPaired to Benoits Paire

[Sudacafan]

Eye did knot no Tsonga was Paireaguayan???

Appairently not. We don’t produce such talent in our districts.

 

[stringertom]

Prepaire for the Marrakech final!

Will Marrakech bee Paireadise Lost or Paireadise Found???

Andújar paired away victory from the CV of Benoit two weeks ago in the Marbella Challenger, saving MP at 4-6 2-5 in the second set to win in three.

 

[Sudacafan]

Will Marrakech bee Paireadise Lost or Paireadise Found???

Andújar paired away victory from the CV of Benoit two weeks ago in the Marbella Challenger, saving MP at 4-6 2-5 in the second set to win in three.

Hope lightning doesn’t strike twice.
Pairenormal phenomena is not expected.

 

[Mainad]

Paire is 3-0 v Andujar and 2 of those meetings were on clay. However the last one was in 2013!

Will be interesting to see what, if anything, has changed in the last 6 years.

 

[stringertom]

Appairently not. We don’t produce such talent in our districts.

Victor Pecci says, “Hola!”

 

[stringertom]

Paire is 3-0 v Andujar and 2 of those meetings were on clay. However the last one was in 2013!

Will be interesting to see what, if anything, has changed in the last 6 years.

Despite it being Challenger level, the Marbella encounter overweighs those ATP results due to it being a final just two weeks ago. That, and Andújar being the Master of Morocco.

 

[Sudacafan]

Victor Pecci says, “Hola!”

Yes. Those 70’s! We need an anachronistic thread Paire vs Pecci, who wins?

 

[Sambuccashake]

He quite frankly outbearded Andujar in the final.

Allez!

 

[Mainad]

Paire is 3-0 v Andujar and 2 of those meetings were on clay. However the last one was in 2013!

Will be interesting to see what, if anything, has changed in the last 6 years.

Update: so nothing has changed. Paire resumes his dominance over Andujar despite the long gap since they last met. Another comfortable straight sets victory over the defending champion in Marrakech. .

Title #2 for Paire coming almost 4 years after his 1st one (2015 Bastad).

 

[Sudacafan]

C’est magnifique!

 

[stringertom]

Update: so nothing has changed. Paire resumes his dominance over Andujar despite the long gap since they last met at ATP level. Another comfortable straight sets victory over the defending champion in Marrakech. .

Title #2 for Paire coming almost 4 years after his 1st one (2015 Bastad).

FTFY, unless you consider two weeks a long gap.

 

[stringertom]

delete

 

[Red Rick]

FTFY, unless you consider two weeks a long gap.

It's a Paire of weeks, non?

 

[Red Rick]

With Paire winning on clay, I consider the French to rename Paris to Paires

 

[stringertom]

It's a Paire of weeks, non?

But not a paire of wins.

 

[Mainad]

FTFY, unless you consider two weeks a long gap.

I always have ATP in mind (never usually give the Challengers much thought I'm afraid).

 

[Nostradamus]

He has a very under-rated big serve. Very very high toss, not sure how he does it in outdoor windy conditions ?

 

[stringertom]

With Paire winning on clay, I consider the French to rename Paris to Paires

I fear failure in Paireis due to paireanormal activity seeking Paireadise with a paire of au paire maids into Benoit toys.

 

[Mainad]

I fear failure in Paireis due to paireanormal activity seeking Paireadise with a paire of au paire maids into Benoit toys.

Do not despaire.

 

[stringertom]

Do not despaire.

Food is often a mood lifter for me so I may splurge and dine at Copper Canyon tonight, where I always order their famous spaire ribs. Lots of napkins and wet-naps, please as I eat them using my paire of hands. Afterwards, I will return to my humble abode, aka Paireadise Lost.

 

[Sudacafan]

Food is often a mood lifter for me so I may splurge and dine at Copper Canyon tonight, where I always order their famous spaire ribs. Lots of napkins and wet-naps, please as I eat them using my paire of hands. Afterwards, I will return to my humble abode, aka Paireadise Lost.

Instead of using abode, you may be interested in sojourn, which sounds more Pairean.

 

[stringertom]

Instead of using abode, you may be interested in sojourn, which sounds more Pairean.

The abode is a structure less temporary than a pa.s.sing visit that sojourn implies.

 

[Mainad]

Food is often a mood lifter for me so I may splurge and dine at Copper Canyon tonight, where I always order their famous spaire ribs. Lots of napkins and wet-naps, please as I eat them using my paire of hands. Afterwards, I will return to my humble abode, aka Paireadise Lost.

Sounds supaireb!

 

[stringertom]

Sounds supaireb!

It will be unpairealelled, beyond compaireison.

 

[Sudacafan]

It will be unpairealelled, beyond compaireison.

Paireaddiction relapse on course.
It dusked here already and I may join you in no time.

 

[Mainad]

It will be unpairealelled, beyond compaireison.

I pairesonally agree.

 

[TearTheRoofOff]

 

[Mainad]

Incompaireable.

 

[Sudacafan]

No impairements this time.

 

[Pmasterfunk]

Nothing compaires 2 Paire
Finally Prince had not written the song for Sinéad O’Connor.

This truly is the gold standard of TTW threads. Uppaire echelon of quality.

I am currently working on a poem for our dear Benoît, though I doubt it can reach the heights to which I aspaire.

 

[Red Rick]

This truly is the gold standard of TTW threads. Uppaire echelon of quality.

I am currently working on a poem for our dear Benoît, though I doubt it can reach the heights to which I aspaire.

I'm sure it will be full of Pairefect imPairefections

 

[stringertom]

Paireis is burning tonight and her citizens are in despaire from the spontaneous combustion caused by a paireing of an entire ATP250 draw. Firefighters at Notre Dame face pairelous service trying to control Benoit’s bonfire.

 

[Pmasterfunk]

Oh Benoît, gentilhomme si cher
Pour qui nos espoirs de plaire
Nous tentons de tout faire

Mais pourtant nos esprits errent
Pour cause d'une approche trop débonnaire
Inspirés du maître Paire

Des plages de Sao Paulo
Jusqu'à peut-être même Verchères
Il ne faut pas ignorer le boulot
Pour ne pas tout mettre en l'air

Avec une barbe si forte
Et un semblable caractère
Aucune racquette ne lui résiste
Pas même une en fer

Benoit, Ernests, et Fabio
Si un jour pouvaient se taire
Ce serait trop beau
Sans doute une nouvelle ère

 

[Red Rick]

Lord Paire now has Paire of titles

 

[stringertom]

Lord Paire now has Paire of titles

The ATP Tour is about to be pairealyzed.

 

[Sudacafan]

Can we say that Benoit’s strokes are paireipatetic?
For my surprise, there is no h in the “patetic” ending of the word.
As I thought it was, I was being pathetic.

 

[bertrevert]

Ok, ok... Paire enough.

Watched the Marrakech highlights - incompaireable!

I hear the Latin phrase - primus inter pares - first among equals - is to be reworded to - primus inter Paires....

 

[stringertom]

Can we say that Benoit’s strokes are paireipatetic?
For my surprise, there is no h in the “patetic” ending of the word.
As I thought it was, I was being pathetic.

While Benoit does choose to use a paire of hands on the backhand, paireipatetic would describe his wandering through the wilderness of Challenger tournaments prior to finding his game at ATP250 level in Marrakech, using a paire of those lower level events to hone his skills before paireing down the draw there.

 

[Sudacafan]

While Benoit does choose to use a paire of hands on the backhand, paireipatetic would describe his wandering through the wilderness of Challenger tournaments prior to finding his game at ATP250 level in Marrakech, using a paire of those lower level events to hone his skills before paireing down the draw there.

I see you’ve being paireusing Paire’s road to pairefection, apparently devoid of any paireplexity.

 

[Pmasterfunk]

While Benoit does choose to use a paire of hands on the backhand, paireipatetic would describe his wandering through the wilderness of Challenger tournaments prior to finding his game at ATP250 level in Marrakech, using a paire of those lower level events to hone his skills before paireing down the draw there.

I see you’ve being paireusing Paire’s road to pairefection, apparently devoid of any paireplexity.

Now you guys are just being pairesseux

 

[heninfan99]

The greatest player in the world with a popped collar

 

[stringertom]

Prepaire for Benoit’s paireformance in 1R Barca, scheduled up next on Pista Manuel Orantes after the conclusion of the paireing of Jarry vs Grunthollers.

The WATLYNM Lodge staff are busy prepaireing an incompaireable suite for Benoit if he decides to stay with us in his prepaireation for next week in Munich.

@Red Rick

 

[stringertom]

Needless delay by Jarry in losing the second set to Grunthollers. Thankfully, the prepairerations can now begin for at least a paire of sets featuring the Incompaireable Benoit!

 

[stringertom]

A pairelous match for Benoit so far to win a paire of games to tie at 2-all. His first serve effectiveness is unpairealleled at 100 pairecent with a paire of aces but he was denied breaks on a paire of points defended by Londero.

 

[stringertom]

Benoit now has a paire of breaks to take a 7-5 3-1 lead while his own first serve numbers are indeed Incompaireable, losing just a paire of points with a good first ball in six service games.

 

[stringertom]

Benoit paired the draw of Londero by losing just a paire of first serve points in an Incompaireable display of his aggressive clay court tennis so far in his paire of ATP events this year on that surface. Benoit yielded just a paire of games in the second of the paire of sets with him also notching a paire of breaks in that deciding set.

Benoit will next play #12 seed Pablo Carreno Busta in his next paireing.

 

[Red Rick]

Benoit paired the draw of Londero by losing just a paire of first serve points in an Incompaireable display of his aggressive clay court tennis so far in his paire of ATP events this year on that surface. Benoit yielded just a paire of games in the second of the paire of sets with him also notching a paire of breaks in that deciding set.

Benoit will next play #12 seed Pablo Carreno Busta in his next paireing.

Sorry to tell you, but he won't staying at the Lodge

 

[stringertom]

Sorry to tell you, but he won't staying at the Lodge

We will repaire the suite to normal accommodations and amenities.

 

[stringertom]

The Incompaireable Benoit wins in his own nonpaireil fashion, cruising to an easy win only to have to find an unpairelled third gear and bake a breadstick in the third for Busta, 6-4 6-7(9) 6-1. 13 aces paired with 12 paires of faults.

 

[heninfan99]

king of the upturned collar has taken the stage against the great lefty