USO commentators

Blade0324

Hall of Fame
I have to say is has been a bit better than I. The past but once John and Patrick McEnroe started again it’s gone downhill. Both of them especially John are absolutely idiots! Chris Everett is completely out of touch. Alexandra Stevenson is difficult to listen to and clueless. Drysdale is so far out of date I’m not sure he even recognizes he’s watching tennis. Essentially 90% of them are absolutely trash and need to be replaced!
 

Shaj

Semi-Pro
You forgot to mention those Jokers who were commentating on Novak Rafa final of 2011. One was Luke Jensen and other dont know. One of them blabbered that day that both are playing poorly and then the other idiot concurred with him. It was one of the Best USO finals of past 20 years.
 

Bill Lobsalot

Hall of Fame
I have to say is has been a bit better than I. The past but once John and Patrick McEnroe started again it’s gone downhill. Both of them especially John are absolutely idiots! Chris Everett is completely out of touch. Alexandra Stevenson is difficult to listen to and clueless. Drysdale is so far out of date I’m not sure he even recognizes he’s watching tennis. Essentially 90% of them are absolutely trash and need to be replaced!
Everybody is going to have their opinion. I like John McEnroe's commentary. Except for Navratilova, the women don't offer much actually match insight.
 

I get cramps

Semi-Pro
It is doubtful that any television network broadcasting rights to tennis tournaments will have commentators as exceptional as Trabert and Newcombe.
 

socallefty

G.O.A.T.
I prefer some of the the Tennis Channel commentators like Courier, Davenport, Petkovic etc. to the McEnroe brothers, Cahill, Drysdale, Chris Evert etc. I like listening to Brad Gilbert also.
 

ND-13

Hall of Fame
John doesn't need to correct Chris Fowler over every little detail. It's annoying. Patrick is good. Cliffy must be kept on air to keep the old timers tuned in. Some fresh blood would be nice though.

I think the people Cliff's age are probably just in the tens , at the most small hundreds.
 

LeftyMagic

Rookie
I have to say is has been a bit better than I. The past but once John and Patrick McEnroe started again it’s gone downhill. Both of them especially John are absolutely idiots! Chris Everett is completely out of touch. Alexandra Stevenson is difficult to listen to and clueless. Drysdale is so far out of date I’m not sure he even recognizes he’s watching tennis. Essentially 90% of them are absolutely trash and need to be replaced!
thank god someone started this thread. 44 min before on how amazing coco is without any real insight. what happened to evert, did she start taking crazy pills? the problem is our commentators are super old….and you want to attract a younger crowd? lol. its just the same nonsense every year. tennistv does a better job
 

Clay lover

Legend
Who's the lady who constantly lets out single chuckles and gasps whenever someone hits a good shot. I can't stand her.
 

aman92

Legend
You forgot to mention those Jokers who were commentating on Novak Rafa final of 2011. One was Luke Jensen and other dont know. One of them blabbered that day that both are playing poorly and then the other idiot concurred with him. It was one of the Best USO finals of past 20 years.
Luke Jensen was honestly the worst commentator I had the displeasure of listening. Guy rambled inane stuff like crazy and had a hard on for American male players...was predicting Sam Querrey to win multiple slams.
 

marc45

G.O.A.T.
it's odd, but Chris and the Mac brothers didn't seem to talk as much at Wimbledon, but won't shut up here

environment dictating?
 

LeftyMagic

Rookie
someone needs to give pam shriver the day off too, or the rest of my lifetime. she may be the worst of all. they wont let her near the booth shes always thrown to the humidity and then gives me the worst player interview possible. again bc shes out of touch with an avg age player of say 25 yrs old?
i want to be positive though, so jason goodall to me is the best guy going. the tennisTv guys are great too i never know their names. these guys are watching the sport year round. their fun vocabulary makes me laugh, but they generally understand the game and ask eachother questions on air.
nothing personal w chris fowler but they fly him out to do college football and then back in to sit w the mac bros. i cant have a guy who really doesnt know the ins and outs of the tour telling me whats going on. they read stat sheets to prepare. they arent watching the 250s, 500s…..entire first week of a slam they have no clue who half the guys are in the draw. james blake nice guy - zero energy. monotone entire night. go ahead give eubanks his shot for now. him woz petko they are giving you insight or atleast trying to in a non forced way. it seems like tennis commentary on the big networks is phoned in. mac collects his 250k per tournament and waits for the next slam, i get the impression evert does the same. tennis has this way of wanting to evolve so badly n then lagging in all areas. the commentary is def one of those areas.
 

LeftyMagic

Rookie
Who's the lady who constantly lets out single chuckles and gasps whenever someone hits a good shot. I can't stand her.
this is likely pam shriver.
i dont think its mary jo.
pam is the one usually looking like she stole her outfit from target and ran out of the store in a hurry. nothing fits, nothing matches, and shes not 100% sure what question she just asked the player shes interviewing
 
the worst at the moment is Alexandra Stevenson. The voice, the condescending attitude, the analysis, the hissing s's in her speech (once you hear that you can't unheard it!) ugh. You can also tell no one likes her (except Pam) The worst ever. Sorry there are so many other people who deserve the job over her. She's a big Nepo-baby who wasn't that great at tennis yet acts like she was. She's insufferable. I had other people low on the list but she absolutely makes them look like gold. I want an eject button haha.

I love Cliffy and am nowhere close to his age. He's cute and polite, his commentary is valid. I don't mind him at all and it gives a through line for many years/the history of tennis and I like that. I like pretty much everyone else on ESPN and they seem to get along which I like. I do like the McEnroe bros a lot--though I do wish sometimes John would lay off criticizing everything Fowler says--it's semi-hilarious bc the ego is big with that one, meaning John. But the boys are all funny together, especially when shoved in a bunker. Brad Gilbert used to drive me crazy with his dumb nicknames but he's calmed down a bit and I like him too. I like James Blake but I do admit that sometimes his monotone voice puts me to sleep--but I totally appreciate his views on a lot of things that relate to tennis morals I guess you would call them. My least favorite other than Alexandra is Chris Evert. I feel bad for her now though and I think she's mellowed out having been humbled by illness--and she does have the credibility of being a top player so that deserves a pass I'd guess as it does for many in all parts of sports commentating.

On Tennis Channel. I'm ready to see Courier go--I don't care if his analysis is pretty good. The chip on his shoulder and condescending nature are ugh. I think Chanda is really good-she's welcoming and easy to listen to, it's easy breezy with her.
 
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