Djokovic Has A Guru (article, w/pictures)

Poisoned Slice

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Rusty Shackleford said:
I believe in the power of lengthy hugs too.

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*She's not standing anywhere, BTW.
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I'd give her the Holistic approach.
 
VamosBamos987

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joekapa said:
How can you be desperate after playing the greatest tennis we have ever seen at the beginning of 2016 (think back to AO), going on to win FO (completing the NCYGS), and even reaching the final of the USO (even through he walked through a couple of matches).

A dip I understand. The body might not be willing. Needing a rest etc.

But going to a Guru, of sorts, means that there are other forces at work here. Someone has his ear, and it is to his detriment. I think it is Jelena. She seems to be wanting to be seen as a new Opera Winfrey, and the fallout is covering Novak.
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Peak to peak, Federer destroys Djokovic everywhere, and against Nadal pretty much everywhere except indoor hard court. Its not that hard in a cheese era
 
JonnyMac

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Djokodal Fan said:
c'mon bro don't be harsh on him. No false accusations pls... :(
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How about
  • He cheats on the court.
  • He cheats on his wife.
  • He discriminates in a sexist way
  • He's stupid enough to think new age Lurve therapy is going to rehabilitate him.
  • And he's a certified prize winning G1T
That true or hasrh enough for you ?
 
HailDjokovic

HailDjokovic

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Whether or not this crap works doesn't really matter...

The fact is Djokovic is a really animalistic tennis player. He screams and roars when he wins and gets frustrated when he misses routine shots.
He really kept his rage and coolness in a good equilibrium between 2011-2012.

Basically what I am saying is this spiritual stuff doesn't really suit his personality like at all
 
JonnyMac

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5555 said:
Can you prove his bad results after FO are due to vegan diet and new age philosophy?



How do you know those results are not due to other reasons?
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Why do you care ? LOL.

You said it yourself - BAD RESULTS - read your own words and weep.

LMAO !
 
marc45

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JonnyMac said:
How about
  • He cheats on the court.
  • He cheats on his wife.
  • He discriminates in a sexist way
  • He's stupid enough to think new age Lurve therapy is going to rehabilitate him.
  • And he's a certified prize winning G1T
That true or hasrh enough for you ?
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"And he's a certified prize winning G1T"

what's that?
 
Red Rick

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He should talk to Wawrinka about the benefits of divorce and Kokkinakis' hookups #sorrytotellyouthatmate
 
5555

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JonnyMac said:
Why do you care ? LOL.

You said it yourself - BAD RESULTS - read your own words and weep.

LMAO !
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I asked joekapa to prove that Djokovic's bad results after FO are due to vegan diet and new age philosophy and then you said bad results alone are proof.

Murray said this "When you achieve something that you've wanted to achieve for such a long time and put so much effort and thought into that, and come close a number of times and not quite done it, I think when you finally do it, you feel incredible for a number of days afterwards. But there can be a low after that. It would be completely understandable to have those feelings. I'm sure a lot of players have experienced that at different stages after big wins in their career. I think it's quite normal.'"
http://www.**************.org/news/...-lost-passion-after-the-roland-garros-title-/

Can you prove this is not the reason Djokovic has had bad results after FO?
 
JonnyMac

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5555 said:
I asked joekapa to prove that Djokovic's bad results after FO are due to vegan diet and new age philosophy and then you said bad results alone are proof.

Murray said this "When you achieve something that you've wanted to achieve for such a long time and put so much effort and thought into that, and come close a number of times and not quite done it, I think when you finally do it, you feel incredible for a number of days afterwards. But there can be a low after that. It would be completely understandable to have those feelings. I'm sure a lot of players have experienced that at different stages after big wins in their career. I think it's quite normal.'"
http://www.**************.org/news/...-lost-passion-after-the-roland-garros-title-/

Can you prove this is not the reason Djokovic has had bad results after FO?
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Bad results is bad results....

Can you prove there will not be more ?

He's been slaughtered at doubles already !

Looked 'rusty' and 'out of it' (LOL!!) according to a very authoritative
source !

 
5555

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JonnyMac said:
Bad results is bad results....

Can you prove there will not be more ?

He's been slaughtered at doubles already !

Looked 'rusty' and 'out of it' (LOL!!) according to a very authoritative
source !
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We are discussing what caused the bad results. How do you know that the vegan diet and new age philosophy caused the bad results?
 
JonnyMac

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5555 said:
We are discussing what caused the bad results. How do you know that vegan diet and new age philosophy caused the bad results?
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I already answered that question once - by asking you why do you care ?

And as I said - bad results from Schlokovic are bad results - you said it yourself.

And that is what I'm are discussing.

Are there more recent bad results from we need to discuss?

Or are we in the future now, and discussing forthcoming BAD RESULTS.....from him.

Because I, for one of many, can't wait !
 
5555

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JonnyMac said:
I already answered that question once - by asking you why do you care ?

And as I said - bad results from Schlokovic are bad results - you said it yourself.

And that is what I'm are discussing.

Are there more recent bad results from we need to discuss?

Or are we in the future now, and discussing forthcoming BAD RESULTS.....from him.

Because I, for one of many, can't wait !
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You said Djokovic's bad results themselves prove they were caused by the vegan diet and new age philosophy but you are wrong. Bad results themselves are not proof what caused them.

Murray said this "When you achieve something that you've wanted to achieve for such a long time and put so much effort and thought into that, and come close a number of times and not quite done it, I think when you finally do it, you feel incredible for a number of days afterwards. But there can be a low after that. It would be completely understandable to have those feelings. I'm sure a lot of players have experienced that at different stages after big wins in their career. I think it's quite normal.'"
http://www.**************.org/news/...-lost-passion-after-the-roland-garros-title-/

Can you prove this is not the reason Djokovic has had bad results after FO?
 
JonnyMac

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5555 said:
You said Djokovic's bad results themselves prove they were caused by the vegan diet and new age philosophy but you are wrong. Bad results themselves are not proof what caused them.

Murray said this "When you achieve something that you've wanted to achieve for such a long time and put so much effort and thought into that, and come close a number of times and not quite done it, I think when you finally do it, you feel incredible for a number of days afterwards. But there can be a low after that. It would be completely understandable to have those feelings. I'm sure a lot of players have experienced that at different stages after big wins in their career. I think it's quite normal.'"
http://www.**************.org/news/...-lost-passion-after-the-roland-garros-title-/

Can you prove this is not the reason Djokovic has had bad results after FO?
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As you said bad results.....As I said, that what talkin' about ! LOL !

No if you don't mind, I'm watching Dim getting beaten by Bags....( hopefully )
 
5555

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JonnyMac said:
As you said bad results.....As I said, that what talkin' about ! LOL !

No if you don't mind, I'm watching Dim getting beaten by Bags....( hopefully )
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In the post #104 you said Djokovic's bad results themselves prove they were caused by the vegan diet and new age philosophy so we are discussing what caused the bad results.

Bad results themselves are not proof what caused them.

Can you prove what Murray said is not the cause?
 
JonnyMac

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5555 said:
In the post #104 you said Djokovic's bad results themselves prove they were caused by the vegan diet and new age philosophy so we are discussing what caused the bad results.

Bad results themselves are not proof what caused them.

Can you prove what Murray said is not the cause?
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I don't have to prove anything my friend, in post 100 you said Schlokovic had bad results.

Bad results are good enough for me. Ha ha ha !
 
5555

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JonnyMac said:
I don't have to prove anything my friend, in post 100 you said Schlokovic had bad results.

Bad results are good enough for me. Ha ha ha !
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You have lost the argument.

DreddyTennis45 said:
Thats an opinion bro. Not fact.
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What about Rusty Shackleford's statement in the post #127? Is it a fact or an opinion?

Even someone with your intelligence should know that
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Thy brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage.
 
DreddyTennis45

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5555 said:
What about Rusty Shackleford's statement in the post #127? Is it a fact or an opinion?
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Nice to see you changing the subject again. If I wanted to comment on Rusty's post I would have have quoted it, but I didn't, so stop trying to change the subject like you always do when you are losing arguments.
 
JonnyMac

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5555 said:
You have lost the argument.



What about Rusty Shackleford's statement in the post #127? Is it a fact or an opinion?



Thy brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage.
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LOL ! Hey 5555 What going on this picture ? - ROTFLMAO !!!!
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NewAgeCultovic looks anorexic ! Not enough biscuits if you ask me !

Do you think this is causing the BAD RESULTS you are so confidently talking about ??

LMAO !
 
Krish872007

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sportsfan1 said:
Why on earth would Djoko's younger brother suffer from depression? The only thing better than being number 1 in the world is getting to enjoy the rewards of that without having to bust your tail.
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Everyone has their own issues to deal with. The fact that his brother is the best tennis player in the world may have nothing to do with the guy's depression
 
5555

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DreddyTennis45 said:
Nice to see you changing the subject again. If I wanted to comment on Rusty's post I would have have quoted it, but I didn't, so stop trying to change the subject like you always do when you are losing arguments.
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I quote what I said in the post #129: "Djokovic has faced tougher competition than Federer. Repeat: Djokovic has faced tougher competition than Federer." This statement is ambiguous. It can be interpreted as a statement of opinion but also as an allegation of fact. I do not need to answer your question whether it's a fact or an opinion. So, your claim I lost the argument is wrong and therefore, actually, you are the one who lost (yet again).

JonnyMac said:
LOL ! Hey 5555 What going on this picture ? - ROTFLMAO !!!!
39EA25C500000578-3891218-image-a-1_1477943338277.jpg

NewAgeCultovic looks anorexic ! Not enough biscuits if you ask me !

Do you think this is causing the BAD RESULTS you are so confidently talking about ??

LMAO !
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Can you prove the loss of weight caused the bad results?

Rusty Shackleford said:
Not. Just not. The only tough competition he had was in 2011, and Nadal wasn't even at his best.
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Wishful thinking.
 
S

sureshs

Bionic Poster
I would like to be his Guru and guide him on his path to former glory by addressing his needs in a holistic manner, including mind, body, and soul. Right now, his outer journey and inner journey are not in sync. By aligning the two, he will have both external and internal success.
 
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JonnyMac said:
How about
  • He cheats on the court.
  • He cheats on his wife.
  • He discriminates in a sexist way
  • He's stupid enough to think new age Lurve therapy is going to rehabilitate him.
  • And he's a certified prize winning G1T
That true or hasrh enough for you ?
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Ok Ok. He is a cheater and the worst person to step on court ever. does that make you happy ;)
 
JonnyMac

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5555 said:
I quote what I said in the post #129: "Djokovic has faced tougher competition than Federer. Repeat: Djokovic has faced tougher competition than Federer." This statement is ambiguous. It can be interpreted as a statement of opinion but also as an allegation of fact. I do not need to answer your question whether it's a fact or an opinion. So, your claim I lost the argument is wrong and therefore, actually, you are the one who lost (yet again).



Can you prove the loss of weight caused the bad results?



Wishful thinking.
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Djokodal Fan said:
Ok Ok. He is a cheater and the worst person to step on court ever. does that make you happy ;)
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No.... that title belongs to Murray ....
 
Bhagi Katbamna

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sportsfan1 said:
Why on earth would Djoko's younger brother suffer from depression? The only thing better than being number 1 in the world is getting to enjoy the rewards of that without having to bust your tail.
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Depression is a disease. So it would be like asking "why does Djokovic's brother have high blood pressure even though his brother is tennis #1."
 
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