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Guess they liked his idea. Hope his estate got some royalties.They already did that. That's a Snuggle.
Guess they liked his idea. Hope his estate got some royalties.They already did that. That's a Snuggle.
A poetic physicist goes one better...he pumps in iambic pentameter!How does a physicist exercise?
By pumping ion.
Ricardo Montalban used to pump rich Corinthian leather for the Chrysler Córdoba. Maybe to bulk up for his Klingon role in Star Trek, he switched to pumping Corinthian columns, no?I've heard that (between swigs of HGH) Coric pumps Doric.
I was gonna make a sodium joke, but Na.
Ok I have a different one: 2 scientists walk into a bar.
One says, "I want H20."
The other says, "I want H20 too".
The second one dies.
Ok, here's a potassium joke. What, you don't want to hear it? K.
I was going to tell you a joke about noble gases but all the good ones Argon.
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I am a dedicated follower of you and addicted to the compound gas from Uranus so much so that you call me, "Thane!"Are those noble gases coming out of Uranus?
I am a dedicated follower of you and addicted to the compound gas from Uranus so much so that you call me, "Thane!"
They've begun detecting your gravitational waves, I hear.Are those noble gases coming out of Uranus?
They've begun detecting your gravitational waves, I hear.
Ultra wide display??!Q: What's the hot new mechanical drawing toy that's sweeping the nation?
A:Wretch A Sketch
Yo mama so old that Sacha Baron Cohen named her privates "Sleeve Of Wizard."Dumb it down if I may.
Yo mama so fat she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so short she had to slam dunk her bus fare
Yo mama so old when she lifted her breast to wash, a pilgrim fell out.
Yo mama so old that Sacha Baron Cohen named her privates "Sleeve Of Wizard."
Anton Chigureshs appreciates your appreciation.Wonderful avatar.
I will never look at Javier Bardem the same way again.
If Jimbo Fisher doesn't deliver the Aggies a national chip or two very soon, his UUUGGGEEE contract will be the Aggie joke to end all jokes.Where are all the aggie jokes at? What has this thread become?
Where are all the aggie jokes at? What has this thread become?
If Jimbo Fisher doesn't deliver the Aggies a national chip or two very soon, his UUUGGGEEE contract will be the Aggie joke to end all jokes.
An Aggie attends the Texas Agricultural & Mining University, once looked down upon by the highbrows at the University of Texas.Is an Aggie one what works in agriculture?
If so..
They plant the eggs too deep.
- Why can't aggie farmers raise chickens?
Miner, Zed the Minor. That makes him an Aggie.Now that Youthful Zebediah works the fruit of the land, might he be considered a sort of aggie?
and especially Rice University.An Aggie attends the Texas Agricultural & Mining University, once looked down upon by the highbrows at the University of Texas.
Even Baylor is higher up the ladder.and especially Rice University.
Ricardo Montalban part was a genetically modified superhuman that had 10X strength of a regular human. The Hulk has 200X the strength of a average human, has a anger management problem and qualify to work as a barroom bouncer! Nobody will sucker punch the Hulk and live to let about it! LOL!Ricardo Montalban used to pump rich Corinthian leather for the Chrysler Córdoba. Maybe to bulk up for his Klingon role in Star Trek, he switched to pumping Corinthian columns, no?
Ricardo Montalban part was a genetically modified superhuman that had 10X strength of a regular human. The Hulk has 200X the strength of a average human, has a anger management problem and qualify to work as a barroom bouncer! Nobody will sucker punch the Hulk and live to let about it! LOL!Ricardo Montalban used to pump rich Corinthian leather for the Chrysler Córdoba. Maybe to bulk up for his Klingon role in Star Trek, he switched to pumping Corinthian columns, no?
Ricardo Montalban part was a genetically modified superhuman that had 10X strength of a regular human. The Hulk has 200X the strength of a average human, has a anger management problem and qualify to work as a barroom bouncer! Nobody will sucker punch the Hulk and live to let about it! LOL!Ricardo Montalban used to pump rich Corinthian leather for the Chrysler Córdoba. Maybe to bulk up for his Klingon role in Star Trek, he switched to pumping Corinthian columns, no?
Has mrs jaggy been visiting "old friends" in San Poobiego???I thought my vasectomy would stop my wife getting pregnant but all it did was change the color of the baby
That's what they get for daring to invade the Suriyeti's private backyard.
why can't you starve in the desert?
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because of all of the sand which is there