Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?

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Genious at Work

Genious at Work

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junior74 said:
How will Suresh's relics affect the permafrost? The metan level will quadruple, no?

Or will he live forever?

Purhaps dis topick has bean disgust befour, butt it is scarey four fewture gens.
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You must understand that the Earth has been undergoing an irreversible process of Sureshsforming since the mid 60s. This is well documented by NASA. In udder words, u don't need to worry about permafrost, because the Earth will be 100% Sureshs at the current rate of expansion of the Sureshsian belly by the end of the century. Nothing bothers Sureshs as long as he has enough food and a tribute thread to feed his pathological eggo.
 
Genious at Work

Genious at Work

G.O.A.T.
sureshs said:
What an experience on Sunday! I was volunteering at the USTA December Hard Courts at the upscale tennis club here, and after a hard day's work, I decided to change there before heading to my own club for some play. I was pointed to the locker room area and used it. When I came out, a woman was sitting at a desk which was previously vacant (she might have been one of the massage therapists at the adjoining spa who doubles as a receptionist) and she told me those were the women's locker rooms. I asked her why there was no sign and she said it used to be there but is gone. Luckily no one was in the locker room when I was there. She then showed me the men's locker room for future use.
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Did you at least try to flush your fecal burrito of madness this time, or did u directly call 911? I can imagine the joy of the first femul to use the stall that you desecrated.
 
Genious at Work

Genious at Work

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donquijote said:
Exactly.
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Raul_SJ

Raul_SJ

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Genious at Work said:
Did you at least try to flush your fecal burrito of madness this time, or did u directly call 911? I can imagine the joy of the first femul to use the stall that you desecrated.
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The ladies room is a mysterious place and I have never ever in my life entered a ladies rest room and have no idea what goes on in there. Just the thought of it is sacrilegious.

What did Sab00sh see in there?
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stringertom

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Eye mussed admit two bee a bit disappoint inn Paul Simon four leeving us hanging on 45 uv the 50 weighs two leeve ewer lover. Eye meen he mennshuns Jack, Stan, Gus, Roy and Lee anne their weighs two leeve Sabooshs butt wut about JoeDelilah anne awl the udder sickophants???

Can innywon elze opher help hear four @Genious at Work ore Sentipeed??? Eye no even @donquijote anne @Sudacafan wood apreziate lessens frum udder Vortexians.

Hepp pleeze four thoze stihl sulphuring!
 
junior74

junior74

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stringertom said:
Eye mussed admit two bee a bit disappoint inn Paul Simon four leeving us hanging on 45 uv the 50 weighs two leeve ewer lover. Eye meen he mennshuns Jack, Stan, Gus, Roy and Lee anne their weighs two leeve Sabooshs butt wut about JoeDelilah anne awl the udder sickophants???

Can innywon elze opher help hear four @Genious at Work ore Sentipeed??? Eye no even @donquijote anne @Sudacafan wood apreziate lessens frum udder Vortexians.

Hepp pleeze four thoze stihl sulphuring!
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If Suresh decides to hop on the bus, will it become a magic carpet?
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stringertom

stringertom

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Tennis_Hands said:
His ample size inescapably brings in comparisons with high flying objects like dirigibles, no? The question is, is his flying prowess a result of the same principles applied (mixture of gases in an enclosed volume and their utilisation for propulsion purposes)?

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Dew ewe reephur two the grate Hinduberg diza.s.ster???
 
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sureshs

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Raul_SJ said:
The ladies room is a mysterious place and I have never ever in my life entered a ladies rest room and have no idea what goes on in there. Just the thought of it is sacrilegious.

What did Sab00sh see in there?
:(
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I should have suspected. Near each wash basin was a separate mirror for closeups and a large array of liquids in various containers. Never seen these in men's locker rooms.
 
borg number one

borg number one

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I’m no expert on Sureshian tennis like many of you guys are on here, but I’ve seen enough of that drop shot video to be very impressed. I think Suresh could be very helpful to this player Artem who just lost a golden set. If he were to get some lessons from Suresh or at least watch some of his videos he’d be a whole new player. Could we arrange for some lessons from Suresh? Suresh should start his own channel for tennis instruction.
 
JoelDali

JoelDali

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borg number one said:

I’m no expert on Sureshian tennis like many of you guys are on here, but I’ve seen enough of that drop shot video to be very impressed. I think Suresh could be very helpful to this player Artem who just lost a golden set. If he were to get some lessons from Suresh or at least watch some of his videos he’d be a whole new player. Could we arrange for some lessons from Suresh? Suresh should start his own channel for tennis instruction.
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The top players come to the STC to train and focus on those very things you mention.

Suresh Tennis Center | Come and experience the joy in learning

www.stconline.in www.stconline.in
 
Turbo-87

Turbo-87

G.O.A.T.
megamind said:
LOL, this is an actual thing

why did Suresh post a younger photo of himself in the about section
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I kind of like this statement: Step-in to STC if you want to improve your game and maximize your tennis performance.
Sursh's popularity continues to skyrocket. The 2019 calendar slam really did great things for him.

I wish I still had my webserver up and running. A parody site would be a lot of fun to create.
 
JoelDali

JoelDali

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IA-SteveB said:
I kind of like this statement: Step-in to STC if you want to improve your game and maximize your tennis performance.
Sursh's popularity continues to skyrocket. The 2019 calendar slam really did great things for him.

I wish I still had my webserver up and running. A parody site would be a lot of fun to create.
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Parody of what? A grand slam champion and his rise to absolute verified Internet fane? A man who young curry scented Indian players swarm to gain insight?

Revert back with an encrypted garden weasel.
 
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