Maria Sharapova's looks

How attractive is Maria Sharapova?

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Sharapova in terms of what country she is in

Russia: About Average / Meh
America: Above Average / Hot
UK: Extremely Hot And Sexy
 
fed_the_savior

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theres needs to be a choice between average and WAY above average, like just above average.
 
Falloutjr

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fed_the_savior said:
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theres needs to be a choice between average and WAY above average, like just above average.
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But that's without ANY makeup on. No makeup Sharapova > Most girls with makeup on the street. I think it's a double standard to compare her to girls who are fully dolled up in this situation because she has no reason to be. If she were going to the mall or something, you can believe she would put some effort into how she looked, and she would turn more heads than most women there. Thus, I think this constitutes her being way above average.
 
fed_the_savior

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Falloutjr said:
But that's without ANY makeup on. No makeup Sharapova > Most girls with makeup on the street. I think it's a double standard to compare her to girls who are fully dolled up in this situation because she has no reason to be. If she were going to the mall or something, you can believe she would put some effort into how she looked, and she would turn more heads than most women there. Thus, I think this constitutes her being way above average.
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Alright, but to me, way above average is a girl that still looks good with no make up.
 
fed_the_savior

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I never said she was ugly... shoot, even average catches my attention, lol. There's just some really pretty girls out there that skew the scale. I'd say solid above average.
 
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heycal

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dParis said:
You guys keep disparaging heycal's manhood - there's going to be hell to pay.
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There sure is. The only thing that's poorly constructed is these guys brains. They speak as if they live inside the Playboy mansion instead of Bumsteer, Montana or wherever they actually reside. They'd soil themselves if they got within 3 cows length of a way above average girl like Sharapova.
 
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TnTBigman

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Sharapova is pretty....yes. But back then she was a bit skinny which amplified her height. Now she seems to have "filled out" nicely- toned especially with the legs and butt.
 
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tennis_lover_x

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The game and it's sponsors are all operating on the notion that she is (very attractive), therefore, for all intents and purposes, she is very attractive.
 
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IlliniSky

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I've never thought of her as all that pretty. She's not ugly or anything. However, her shrieks, which is borerline cheating for me, is classless and makes her completely unattractive. No class makes a person very unattractive.
 
fed_the_savior

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Slayer_of_Kings said:
lol@ this thread and some of you, if Masha so much as cast a glance in you're direction, you'd pee down one leg and up the other.
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no... i wouldn't :rolleyes:... have you people seriously never even been next to a beautiful woman. They certainly don't make me pee of all things. :confused:

I'd tell you what I'd do, I'd say "could you tone it down a bit in your matches."
 
hpaiste

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I mean, any woman can look beautiful with a little bit of makeup and their hair done, so I mean 'natural' beauty- she's like a 6.5.
 
Sentinel

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Slayer_of_Kings said:
lol@ this thread and some of you, if Masha so much as cast a glance in you're direction, you'd pee down one leg and up the other.
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LOL, i am quite sure that would happen to me.

fed_the_savior said:
no... i wouldn't :rolleyes:... have you people seriously never even been next to a beautiful woman. They certainly don't make me pee of all things. :confused:

I'd tell you what I'd do, I'd say "could you tone it down a bit in your matches."
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No i have never been close. Being a ball boy/linesman or chair umpire in Masha's match would do the above for me!
 
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heycal

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heycal said:
You were born too late. There used be stars like Sophia Lauren and Ursula Andrus and Ann-Margaret and Marilyn Monroe... What I find more disturbing is that many young starlets start out looking great and feminine, and then they become very famous and suddenly start dieting and working out like crazy and negatively affecting their looks. Jennifer Connelly, Angelina Jolie, Madonna, Jennifer Lopez are prime examples of this phenemenon, among others. All were more attractive before they discovered the gym.
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Even years later, I still wonder why I included Madonna in this list. Yeah, she got too buff, but she wasn't so hot to begin with...
 
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rommil

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Ok so I guess Masha is engaged with this guy from the Lakers Vujacic, who I think is a lovechild by Sasha Baron Cohen and Russell Brand.
 
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heycal

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I see the correct answer is continuing to lead in the polls, though it's still surprising it's not leading by more.
 
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LeeD

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First of all, EVERY one of us would stop and stare, if we ran accross MS fully dressed to the hilt.
She is 6'3" in her stocking feet! That means modern heels, she's 6'10" tall!
Enough dreaming.
 
Agent Orynge

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LeeD said:
First of all, EVERY one of us would stop and stare, if we ran accross MS fully dressed to the hilt.
She is 6'3" in her stocking feet! That means modern heels, she's 6'10" tall!
Enough dreaming.
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I don't care how well she dresses up, if I crossed paths with her I would stop and stare. I'd walk right up to her, look her in the eyes... and grunt in the loudest, most irritating way possible.
 
GRANITECHIEF

GRANITECHIEF

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^^HAHA, i don't think my wife would like that (if she knew), but there is a good chance i'll hit some balls with Jimmy again.
The best was the high 5 with Nicole Vaidisova about 5 years ago.

I don't have too much to complain about, other than high expenses and not enough snow. This was pretty cool over the weekend:

http://unofficialnetworks.com/kt22-banzai-squaw-today-80556/

And since i'm highjacking this thread, i'll return to topic by posting some of my own shots of Maria, from as close as possible.
 
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heycal

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GRANITECHIEF said:
i'll return to topic by posting some of my own shots of Maria, from as close as possible.
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Nothing too gynecological, please. This is not Hustler, ok?

Also, why was high fiving that other blonde hottie a bigger high than hitting with Jimmy Connors?
 
GRANITECHIEF

GRANITECHIEF

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heycal said:
Nothing too gynecological, please. This is not Hustler, ok?

Also, why was high fiving that other blonde hottie a bigger high than hitting with Jimmy Connors?
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Completely separate catagories. Nothing is better than hittin with Jimbo. Thats the most fun one can have on a tennis court, that is unless it were to involve something else with Nicole and Maria.
 
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LeeD

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Waay above average to me.
We'd all double take if we saw her walking down the street in skirts and heels.
Consider....at 6'2" tall, with 7" heels, she'd be as tall as LeBron! And quite a bit better looking.
 
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