so... the Dats is totally out of shape and needs to get some other kind of exercise.
~~~~start long story of yadayada...sorry!~~~~
the Dats gets a call from a neighbor to show up at the basketball courts so i pull my socks up way high... strap on some Yonex shoes.. and head out.
I was terrible. Couldn't shoot at all... you know the guy thats so bad they don't even bother guarding you anymore. Yep, that was me.
I of course was given the 6'4" legit jumping young guy to guard and I did a decent job on him until somebody would shoot and he would jump and tip it in before i even left the court. But he didnt score too much when i just guarded him and i knocked the ball away a lot.
So... it was fun full court ballin and I was gettin an incredible workout.
Then, the guy I showed up with (who is 6ft and 225lbs and very awkward on the court... he is all elbows and shoves and half the time picked me while im trying to guard my guy or would just leave his man all alone under the basket to come double team somebody out top) gets in an argument with one of our opponents. We had a mixture of chinese gangsters (all kind of chubby and smoking cigarettes between games but despite their height disadvantage they were pretty good at getting buckets even down low...)
and some black guys that were younger and taller than everyone else.
Well my neighbor gets into it with this chinese guy who said he kept fouling him and i actually thought they might start punchin any moment.
All of a sudden, another chinese dood comes runnin across the court with a cigarette in his left hand and ran up behind my neighbor and tried to sucker punch him in the side of the head. Dunno when I actually did it, but at the last second i saw him and just shoved him as he was in full on "Kermit Washington vs Rudy Tomjonavich" mode.
He still got off a decent punch but i threw him off balance and messed up his tko. Then there was a bunch of yelling and people holding people back... etc. Meanwhile the black doods were just ready to keep playing.
A couple guys looked like they wanted to fight me and told them I wasn't going to let anyone suckerpunch anybody and basically called that dood a biyatch. He then tried to say he was coming at my neighbor straight on which even if it was true is bizarre cuz he wasn't involved at all.
~~~~ end long story of yadayada~~~~~
anyway i was hoping to come out there every Monday but i don't think its worth it to deal with that kind of stuff.
one of the only shots i made was a bizarre hook shot from the foul line and its never good when the other team spends 5 minutes joking and calling me Dan Majerle. But I wish I played like Thunder Dan. But I used to be able to play. I thought they were gonna say Kurt Rambis though... so I guess Ill take it as a compliment even though they were totally mocking me.
Im wiped now though...
p.s. - yall gotta try this:
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i tried to get more today but gran mart was out. dang.
i shoulda told the asian gangsters about it!
ok, Thunder Dats signing off