Novak Djokovic the hottest number one in tennis history.
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Clarky21
Banned
He does look cartoonish. :lol:
always_crosscourt
Banned
Anders looks like a mouse though. Especially when he bites his little trophies.
Towser83
G.O.A.T.
Djokovic sadly looks terrible recently. He looks like he's been held in guantanamo bay for 5 years.
Up until recently though he was the best looking in the top 10 (best features and nice eyes), though a bit of a dork. Nadal has the cooler, farm/beach boy/gay pirate thing going on with the long hair (initially) and tan, and a nice smile but he kind of looks like a donkey. Federer can look nice in a suit or his fantastic polo shirts that put everyone else to shame, and his hair looks quite GOAT worthy when it's a bit long (when it's too short he loses too many matches), but it'slike all his features need to be moved ever so slightly . Murray can sometimes look ok, but his head is a weird shape and his neck looks like it's been snapped, plus his mouth is taller than his whole body when he opens it.
But yeah, Djokovic should really grow a beard to cover up how old his face is getting, and grow his hair to cover up his big sticky out ears.
Up until recently though he was the best looking in the top 10 (best features and nice eyes), though a bit of a dork. Nadal has the cooler, farm/beach boy/gay pirate thing going on with the long hair (initially) and tan, and a nice smile but he kind of looks like a donkey. Federer can look nice in a suit or his fantastic polo shirts that put everyone else to shame, and his hair looks quite GOAT worthy when it's a bit long (when it's too short he loses too many matches), but it'slike all his features need to be moved ever so slightly . Murray can sometimes look ok, but his head is a weird shape and his neck looks like it's been snapped, plus his mouth is taller than his whole body when he opens it.
But yeah, Djokovic should really grow a beard to cover up how old his face is getting, and grow his hair to cover up his big sticky out ears.
Clarky21
Banned
Lance was never the best looking guy in the top 10. Never. You are right that he looks worse now than ever before, though. He looks like he is pushing 45 years old. And that awful faux hawk does not help him any.
Towser83
G.O.A.T.
he had better features than any of the other guys. I know like 99% of female Nadal fans, you think Nads is just gorgeous (seriously, is there any female Nadal fan who's just like "meh, he's ok"?) but he's pretty average, he just has a "hot" image. Much like Borg, who wasn't that great looking.
forzamilan90
Legend
Once Grigor becomes number 1 he will be the best looking, especially if he puts on some muscle
THE FIGHTER
Hall of Fame
Nadal would be even hotter if he came out of the closet and dropped his beard of a girlfriend. Nadal loves to hang out in the Sitges district of Barcelona which by the way is a gay cruising area in Spain.
he totally would be so much hotter if he were gay! so then he could simultaneously hold the title of HOAT and GOAT. or HGOAT.
Sid_Vicious
G.O.A.T.
He is already more muscular than Federer and Djokovic. He should keep the weight lifting to a minimum. He is already not a stellar athlete as it is with his clumsy movement.
forzamilan90
Legend
2-3 years ago his body figure looked great, all aroundish, then kid grew a few inches looks a bit lanky.
THE FIGHTER
Hall of Fame
he is a good athlete, but it isnt translating to good movement. he's plenty fast on dead runs, but not fast on quick, concise footwork. more footwork oriented stuff as well as leg work at the gym, a la the top 4, should get him to the next step.
Sid_Vicious
G.O.A.T.
That's true. He went up to 6 ft 3. I remember 2 years ago people thought he was the next GOAT because just like Sampras and Federer, he was 6 ft 1 and...
Sampras was born in 1971
Federer was born in 1981
Dimitrov was born in 1991
It made for a good story.
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