Tennis Warehouse-Mid Atlantic Chapter

hollywood9826

Hall of Fame
i'm rooting for you dood. i hope she's in to doods cause maybe she wants to mchammer you with a 20 inch strap on

I odnt know what to say in response to that.

But I will call her tonight. And probbaly take to her to dinner, I'll wine her and dine, treat her respect. And then we will go back to my place and Ill treat her Like a PLASTIC &$^% DOLL.

All respects to Andrew Dice Clay for the previous joke. When I was like 14 and heard him for the first time it was pretty good. I recognize now it was pretty stupid. But fore reason I still thnk its pretty funny.

Somebody once said me.

"Yous gots issues"

Im pretty sure theywere right.
 

tennismonkey

Semi-Pro
i'm pretty good at spotting photoshop fails. downs on all those teams is legit. he won over 100 matches in 2012. and that was when he was working part time. imagine how much tennis he could play if he was homeless.

Photoshop-Fail_o_98611.jpg
 

mikeler

Moderator
In my defense, I did it in less than a minute. I considered trying to make it better, then thought the absurdity of him being on a women's team was better brought out by a half-*** photo shop.

I would have done a perfect square and been done with it.
 

tennismonkey

Semi-Pro
mclovin -- i was gonna ask you to do a photoshop of downs in a tennis skirt but then remembered if i want to see downs in a skirt -- i can just fly to thailand.

what's for lunch?
 

downs_chris

Professional
mclovin -- i was gonna ask you to do a photoshop of downs in a tennis skirt but then remembered if i want to see downs in a skirt -- i can just fly to thailand.

what's for lunch?

this is true...i do have a lot of pink clothes...hmm

i made some rice and chicken soup for lunch...the problem with putting it in the crockpot over night is that my house smells like food...all night...which makes me wake up...hungry...
 

coolblue123

Hall of Fame
been eating chicken from chicken soup for my wife.
It's a chinese thing to cook chicken soup for the sick. Unfortunately from 3 hours of boiling results the taste and texture of dry erase eraser. Goes well with the Golden Mountain Soy Sauce (which I picked up a bottle from a suggestion from someone here) But i think Maggi's (Made in France version) tastes better.
 

datsveryinterestin

Professional

sapient007

Semi-Pro
left left over curry shrimp over fried rice from kenny's sub shop in rockville. they give you so much f*&%*^&*( food it takes 3 days to consume.


1st world problem
 

PaulMan

Rookie
Sap, looking into the Granville Moore's happy hour on Monday... Where's the closest Metro to it? I don't have bike exchange like you do either - so what's the hike like?
 

tennismonkey

Semi-Pro
Sap, looking into the Granville Moore's happy hour on Monday... Where's the closest Metro to it? I don't have bike exchange like you do either - so what's the hike like?

pman -- where are you located? i can prolly pick you up if i don't mcbail. my mcbail odds have steadily declined in my old age. i have less reasons to mcbail now that i'm older and people don't like me.
 

PaulMan

Rookie
pman -- where are you located? i can prolly pick you up if i don't mcbail. my mcbail odds have steadily declined in my old age. i have less reasons to mcbail now that i'm older and people don't like me.

I'm in downtown dc - right near fed triangle - close enough to metro center.
 

sapient007

Semi-Pro
the monkey can pick me up from work so we all drive down in one car. the closest metro is union station. don't walk from union to H street like dats.. at least without packing some heat..
 

mikeler

Moderator
the monkey can pick me up from work so we all drive down in one car. the closest metro is union station. don't walk from union to H street like dats.. at least without packing some heat..

I went to the Library of Congress once and just looked further east and got scared.
 

sapient007

Semi-Pro
I went to the Library of Congress once and just looked further east and got scared.

east of LOC is eastern market which is fine. H is a transition area so it's a bit iffy especially if you are dats or JRK aka whom can run in to fights while brushing their teeth.
 

TheJRK

Rookie
east of LOC is eastern market which is fine. H is a transition area so it's a bit iffy especially if you are dats or JRK aka whom can run in to fights while brushing their teeth.

Haha...

One time a friend and I walked from RFK (after a game) to a bar near Eastern Market metro at o' dark thirty. Oddly enough, we didn't get into a fight/shot/stabbed/robbed on the way there. :confused:
 

Angle Queen

Professional
I'm currently workin' hard on a bottle of Maggi Chili Sauce.

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I know 'Maggi' from Germany (and its uses in gravies and such). Never knew they were into Asian stuff. :-?
 

Topaz

Legend
OMG!!! McLovin...I'm crying from laughing so hard at the photobombs!!! ;) Nice work!

Alas, I see he was on the team that defeated mine...wait, what???
 

coolblue123

Hall of Fame
Dats is the Golden Mountain Man! :p
My pad thai and drunken noodles go from good to amazing once i add the super salty and
soy.jpg


never tried euro maggi.. i'll look for it... especially since i found some article from 2001 saying golden mountain used to contain so much cancer causing chemicals it was like chernobyl in a bottle! :shock:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-55023/Cancer-causing-chemicals-soy-sauce.html#axzz2KEVfDsFO

(i hope they fixed it... eeeeps)

euro maggi is the good stuff. Some folks prefer the ones that's from Belgium, they claim it's a tad sweeter. I like the one's made in France better cause it has more Unami taste to it. Avoid the ones made in Asia, the taste reminds me of diluted Mermite.
 

coolblue123

Hall of Fame
left left over curry shrimp over fried rice from kenny's sub shop in rockville. they give you so much f*&%*^&*( food it takes 3 days to consume.


1st world problem

when did you go? I usually go to the one in Gaithersburg on a weekly basis. I usually get their 5 wings and rice for $5. Their ice tea is good too. Their steak subs is crazy big. Oh well. quantity vs quality. the debate continues.

Can't believe National Rehab Hospital's campus is huge! But they don't have one decent eatery. Any good recommendations around that area? I heard there's alot of good west indies/Caribbean places. Wouldn't mind picking up some oxtails, curried goat and salt fish. I went to Andrene's and it's pretty decent except they kinda oversalted.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/andrenes-ca...shington#hrid:Isvoi35ytsEnZgMBsb4THg/src:self

Want to try
- Caribean Palace (Get me some Roti's) http://www.yelp.com/biz/caribbean-palace-takoma-park
- Sweet Mango Cafe. http://www.yelp.com/biz/sweet-mango-cafe-washington
 

zapvor

G.O.A.T.
the monkey can pick me up from work so we all drive down in one car. the closest metro is union station. don't walk from union to H street like dats.. at least without packing some heat..

yea that walk kinda sucks. h st is up and coming though. the guy owns the entire block basically
 

TheJRK

Rookie
what a f@@$ing c*nt i rememeber this story in our area. i bet many people didn't get flu shoots because of her. in fact thumber didn't get the flu shot that year because of her..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpe1u4cKbTk

I thought all Redskins cheerleaders were like that... heeeyoooo

All joking aside, I do remember watching that and thinking "this is fake as ****..."

***All TWMAC guys*** Planning good friends bachelor party, need suggestions.

So far I'm thinking either Vegas (duh) or Montreal? Any others? Miami is fun too.
 

sapient007

Semi-Pro
montreal. do a searh on montreal spreadsheet. think it's still being updated since the 90s.. think of it as stripper a la cart

Code:
FAQ 	Montreal Escort Spreadsheet 	by Robin

What is this?
	

I've distilled my collection of info on Montreal escorts from various sources into a compact spreadsheet. More than 700 escorts are listed.
	

You are free to distribute it or upload it to any site provided any changes or additions to the original are clearly noted.

What does it cost?
	

This document is Charity-ware. If you wish to keep it, send $10 to a Montreal charity e.g. United Way of Montreal, Centraide du Grand Montreal, 493 W Sherbrooke Rd, Montreal QC, Canada H3A 1B6.
	

There is a convenient credit card option at

https://secure.unitedway.ca/english/index.cfm?area=7

Select Montreal from the Community List menu.

(They are in no way involved with this document.)

What is its purpose?
	

The ideal escort would look like a model, provide companionship like a girlfriend, perform sex acts like a porn star, and cost next to nothing in terms of money or commitment. Customers know that this is unrealistic and make their own compromises to seek qualities that are important to them and give up ones they value less. Hopefully this database will match the right escorts with their right clients.
	

When an agency describes the girls available, use this to pick the one who provides the service you enjoy. If another escort matches your goal, make a reservation and wait for her next availability. If you are adventurous, pick an escort who is not yet described here. You can also use this spreadsheet as a starter kit for your own database and keep adding the type of information that is important to you.

What are its limitations?
	

Since most of the information is from anonymous sources, there are bound to be deceptions and exaggerations. But if you use it for choosing say your next 5 escorts, then statistically you will have more of them match your preferences.
	

I notice more data on appearance & activities than on interaction  & companionship that really make a session enjoyable. I am also sorry if the information collected with my English-only handicap doesn’t represent a French-speaker’s viewpoint.

Does this trivialize escorts?
	

 I know a lady is more than a line of measurements and sex acts, but I intended this to be more like a phone directory rather than a Who’s Who.
	

I try to list only activities that the average guy can expect in the first session and not reveal any special options that an escort reserves for favorite clients.

What are the abbreviations and keywords?
	

cbj - covered blow job (fellatio with condom), bbbj - bare back blow job (bj with no condom), bbbjtc - to completion (ejaculation in mouth), daty - dining at the Y (cunnilingus), greek - anal sex, 2-fs - 2nd “full service” (intercourse) allowed in same hour, aka - also known as, ex - previously worked at, ymmv - your mileage may vary (the activity was allowed for some clients and refused for others).
	

conversation - enjoyable conversation (in English), wine - likes wine, shower - shares shower with client, black/brown - black hair/brown eyes. Rating 5-4-3 means appearance: excellent, personality: above average, service: average. gfe (girlfriend experience) - kiss+daty+bbbj, cgfe (covered gfe) - kiss+daty+cbj, hobbyist - habitual escort customer. Fees are quoted in Canadian $, +$ means extra fee.

What are my choices?
	

Over 200 agencies and 700 escorts are listed, including about 180 independents. There are at least 250 blondes, 300 brunettes and 50 redheads. (We don't know about some because reviewers were apparently concentrating on other things).
	

More than 400 are known to allow daty and 80 greek. Over 350 kiss (150 deeply) and 450 provide bbbj (100 to completion). The minimum fee ranges from $50 to $1,000. Here's to Montreal, the land of plenty that can overwhelm you with escort choices!

Will there be updates?
	

Anyone is welcome to take on maintenance and distribution of this spreadsheet. I’d rather not. Since agencies have high turnover rates, this database probably has a half-life of about a year.
	

If you have corrections or additions, post the information in one of the review sites listed at the end so users can keep their own data current. I’ll ignore e-mail requests for more details or updates.

Version History
	

Original version: 0.12 (2000.December)
	

Compiled by Robin using idea from Dave-in-phx.

 
	

1.03, 1.06, 1.09, 1.12, 2.03, 2.06, 2.09, 2.12, 3.03, 3.06, 3.09, 3.12, 4.03, 4.06, 4.09
	

Previous updates.

 
	

Version: 4.12 (2004.December)
	

This version. (Last one by Robin).

Credits
	

Thanks to all reviewers who share their experiences
	

 

 
	

 
	

 
1st Class Escorts 	

$140/hr, +$20 Asian escort, incall & outcall, (514) 991-0780, 313-7013, www.1stclassescorts.ca
	

“We offer free pick-up for client by our drivers”

Name
	

Description
	

Service

Andrea
	

5'7, 125 lb, 36c-26-35, long blonde/blue
	

“available 24 hours a day”

Jackie
	

Asian, 22 yr, 5'2, 110 lb, long black/brown
	

 

 
	

 
	

 
100% Satisfaction 	

$130/hr, $90/half-hr, (514) 845-6533, incall, downtown
	

Incall agency operated by former receptionist at Princess & Demoiselles

Name
	

Description
	

Service

Angelique
	

22 yr, 5’4, 112 lb, 34c-22-34, black/black, shaved
	

5-5-5, light-kiss, +$50 bbbj

Gabrielle
	

21 yr, 5'3, 104 lb, 32b-21-32, brunette
	

+$20 kiss, +$20 daty, +$20 bbbj, +$60 greek, 2-fs

Natasha
	

21 yr, 5’9, 128 lb, 36ddd real, long brown/brown, tanned, tattoos
	

3-4-3, good-English, cbj

Nina
	

22 yr, 5'10, 124 lb, 34b-22-34, blonde
	

4-4-4, no-kiss, loves-daty, cbj, squirts

Selena
	

Latina, 19 yr, 5’7, 123 lb, 34c-24-36, brunette
	

cbj

Vicky
	

26 yr, 5'9, 120 lb, 36b-24-36, blonde
	

daty, cbj, fist, vibrator

 
	

 
	

 
A Forbidden Fantasy 	

This upscale agency has closed.
	

Partners: Celene (Satin Dreams), Pierre (hobbyist)

Name
	

Description
	

Service

Kailegh
	

See Kailegh aka Camille at Asservissante
	

5-5-5, conversation, light-kiss, daty, bbbj, wine

Melanie
	

29 yr, 5’5, 110 lb, 34c-24-34, long black/brown, www.melaniecherie.com
	

5-5-5, conversation, kiss, loves-daty, bbbj, wine, ex-Frenck Kiss

Samantha aka Samy
	

See Samantha under Independents
	

5-5-5, good-English, kiss, loves-daty, bbbjtc, white wine, shower, ex-Sybelle

 
	

 
	

 
AABA 	

$120/ hr, $80/half-hr, (514) 727-2195 (Robert)
	

Incall agency aka Cloe & Friends

Name
	

Description
	

Service

Cloe
	

20 yr, 5'0, 100 lb, blonde
	

daty, +$20 bbbj

Lydia
	

5’8, 120 lb, 34c, blonde/green
	

+$20 bbbj

Nancy
	

23 yr, 5’0, 100 lb, long auburn hair
	

4-4-5, light-kiss, daty, +$20 bbbj

Sabrina
	

Latina, 27 yr, 5’4, 140 lb, black hair, tattoo
	

+$20 bbbj, +$40 greek

Savannah
	

25 yr, 5’7, 120 lb, curly brown/brown
	

4-4-4, no-kiss, daty

 
	

 
	

 
Abbie’s Girls 	

$450/2-hrs, outcall, (514) 594-0816 (Abbie), www.abbies.net
	

Upscale agency offering liberal services.

Name
	

Description
	

Service

Ashley
	

26 yr, 5’6, 125 lb, 38c-26-36 implant, long blonde/brown
	

5-5-5, conversation, deep-kiss, loves-daty, bbbj, 69, +$250 greek, ex-Aleeva

Jessie
	

24 yr, 5'6, 118 lb, blonde/blue
	

5-5-5, deep- kiss, daty, bbbj

Miane
	

26 yr, 5'5, 115 lb, brown/brown
	

conversation, kiss, daty, bbbj

Nina
	

26 yr, 5'9, 120 lb, 35b-26-35, black/brown
	

5-5-5, deep-kiss, loves-daty, cbj

 
	

 
	

 
ABC Soft 	

$140/hr, $90/half-hr, incall, (514) 214-2855 (Anne)
	

Offshoot of Private Lies by a former receptionist

Name
	

Description
	

Service

Amanda
	

Middle Eastern, 5’5, b-cup, dark brown/black
	

5-5-5, light-kiss, daty, cbj

Ashley
	

22 yr, 5’8, 115 lb, b-cup, brown hair
	

4-3-5, no-kiss, cbj

Catherine
	

24 yr, 5’9, 125 lb, 36d real, brunette, tattoo
	

4-3-3, some-English, no-kiss, no-daty, +$20 bbbj

Cathy
	

thin, small breasts, unshaved
	

4-5-5, good-English, +$40 bbbjtc

Cindy
	

5'3, 105 lb, b-cup, brown hair
	

4-5-5, deep-kiss, brief-daty, bbbj

Claudia
	

22 yr, 5'6, 120 lb, 34b, light brown hair
	

cbj

Daphne
	

24 yr, 5’4, b-cup, strawberry blonde, shaved, tattoo
	

4-4-4, cbj, 2-fs

Emmanuelle
	

20 yr, 5’4, 110 lb, 34b, long brown hair
	

4-4-4, no-kiss, no-daty, cbj

Katia
	

21 yr, 5’7, 110 lb, a-cup, blonde
	

5-4-4, conversation, kiss, daty, cbj

Margerie
	

5’6, 110 lb, b-cup, blonde
	

3-3-3, some-English, cbj

Mindy
	

24 yr, 5'8, 115 lb, 34b-24-35, red tinted hair
	

5-5-5, conversation, no-kiss, daty, cbj, 2-fs

Miya/Mia
	

5’10, 125 lb, 34c, black hair, tanned
	

4-4-2, no-kiss, cbj

Nikkita
	

Asian, 21 yr, 5'7, 115 lb, 34b-24-34, brown/blue, shaved, tattoos
	

5-5-5, conversation, no-kiss, loves-daty, ymmv-bbbjtc, 2-fs

Sacha
	

20 yr, 5'7, 125 lb, 36b, blonde
	

+$ bbbj

Samantha
	

East Indian, 24 yr, 5’8, 115 lb, b-cup
	

4-4-4, cbj

Sophie
	

22 yr, 5'7, 130 lb, 36b, brown hair
	

3-4-3, good-English, no-kiss, cbj

Victoria
	

23 yr, 5'10, 115 lb, 36c-25-36, long blonde/blue
	

5-5-5, conversation, deep-kiss, daty, bbbj, 2-fs, ex-Private Lies/Alexandra
 
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Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
***All TWMAC guys*** Planning good friends bachelor party, need suggestions.

So far I'm thinking either Vegas (duh) or Montreal? Any others? Miami is fun too.

Jrk..I hope I get an invitation if its in Miami. Hopefully not a downs invitation requiring me to bring a Thailand pink dress. *tuck lock and drop*

Sappy seems to have a lock down in Montreal. Miami is fun as you know.

Is it your friend Chris? If so, Vegas. Steal a tiger. **** of mike Tyson's, marry a stripper, **** off tennismonkey by putting him in the trunk, leave Chris on the roof and lastly learn a kick serve man...
 

TheJRK

Rookie
Jrk..I hope I get an invitation if its in Miami. Hopefully not a downs invitation requiring me to bring a Thailand pink dress. *tuck lock and drop*

Sappy seems to have a lock down in Montreal. Miami is fun as you know.

Is it your friend Chris? If so, Vegas. Steal a tiger. **** of mike Tyson's, marry a stripper, **** off tennismonkey by putting him in the trunk, leave Chris on the roof and lastly learn a kick serve man...

Yeah Chris.

Sappy - I'm not going to ask how you found such an extensive list (even though I'm kinda asking by saying that I'm not going to ask).
 

JRstriker12

Hall of Fame
yep s version

He's my short review for the Steam 105S:

Got a chance to hit with the Steam 105S. A buddy of mine got a demo thw last time we hit.

I hit with it for a good 10 minutes or so hitting only ground strokes- so take my impressions with a grain of salt. Also for comparison, my current sticks are Head Microgel Prestige Pro strung with a full bed of Tour Bite at 50lbs.

Have to say overall the Steam 105S (strung with Lux 4G) is a decent stick. It has a head light balance that I like and feels very solid for only being about 10.5 oz (IIRC). Didn't have to make much adjustments for the bigger head and longer length (in comparison to my Prestiges) when hitting ground strokes.

The trajectory of the ball off the frame is a bit higher than my Prestige as I hit the back curtain off my first stroke, but I was quickly able to dial it back in with no problems. If you like spin you will get it in this stick. You can sort of loft the ball up there and the spin will pull it back in. It's also pretty forgiving overall, I noticed more easy depth off the back-handside. I noticed a few more of my buddy's shots dropping in that usually would go long. I seriously got burnt when we were playing dubs and a ball I though was going way long and let go, dropped on the line.

Now is it magic like Wilson promises? I'd say no...at least with my strokes. I did notice a bit more spin but it didn't feel like a total game changer in my hands (at least for the short time that I hit with it.) I feel my forehand was more penetrating with the Prestige and I didn't have a fear of going too long if I added a little extra juice. Note: Keep in mind I didn't hit any volleys or serves with the 105S.

With an admittedly short hit, I wouldn't go out and buy one, but I would give it a second chance and a longer demo if I was in the market for a new stick. I think players who like to grind from the baseline and play a spin heavy game would absolutely love this stick. If you hit a flatter ball, you may not really see the benefits.

Short summary: Solid stick, good spin, not magic but worth a demo for heavy top spin players.
 

iradical18

Professional
Hey everyone, back from my tour in Germany and would like to start playing on a regular basis again weather permitting. Anyone in the Silver Spring area?

Edit: Thought I should come back in and add, that I'm somewhere between a 3.5-4.0 atm since I've been playing inconsistently thanks to the Army. In any case, I'm off of East west hwy and Georgia but am willing to drive a bit to meet up.
 
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coolblue123

Hall of Fame
thanks JRStriker. Seems like you've debunked the magical spin secret sauce for Wilson. I want to try the 99s. I heard it feels pretty head heavier than normal.
 
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