And then there were four... [Limerick inside]

Docalex007

Hall of Fame
The players left are the Big Four
Each intending to settle a score,
But only Roger is keen
On winning seventeen,
The rest will weep on the floor


After their match Rafael will call
Roger to tell him he hit a good ball,
Rafael will cry
Roger will sigh,
The Joker being the next to fall


Add your own poetry (doesn't have to be a limerick). It's fun. :)
 
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zcarzach

Semi-Pro
In hot Melbourne 124 are done
True fans know there can only be one
Seximasterclass Swiss Rogi
Looking far from stodgy
Shall have his 17th in the sun!
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
The players left are the Big Four
Each intending to settle a score,
But only Roger is keen
To win seventeen,
But Rafa with him will sweep the floor
 

willshot

Semi-Pro
Nadal, the beast shall rise
but one person tonight may cry
Goat not be,
as everyone will see
the spaniard is wise
 

zcarzach

Semi-Pro
Rafa the bull inspires fear
In Rogi's eye forms a tear
In Grand slams past,
Rogi's hopes were dashed
But soon the GOAT dines on steer
 

zcarzach

Semi-Pro
Topspin, grunt, run around
Sweat drips quickly to the ground
Nadal the warrior
Will be even sorrier
When Rogi turns the bull to ground round
 
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zcarzach

Semi-Pro
A Serb named Novak contends
Murray the Scot in Adidas defends
With many a long rally
Running from alley to alley
Hope the crowd wore their Depends.

EDIT: Sorry to write so many... these are fun!
 
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Docalex007

Hall of Fame
After their match Rafael will call
Roger to tell him he hit a good ball
Rafael will cry
Roger will sigh
The Joker being the next to fall



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Docalex007

Hall of Fame
A Serb named Novak contends
Murray the Scot in Adidas defends
With many a long rally
Running from alley to alley
Hope the crowd wore their Depends.

EDIT: Sorry to write so many... these are fun!
No problem the more the better! I find it all amusing.
 

Ico

Hall of Fame
Great times ahead for the Big 4
Tourney's been so far a snore
Hope Roger will win
Send the *******s kvetchin'
Onto seventeen and more!
 

zcarzach

Semi-Pro
Murray the unshaven Brit
Can't be convinced to quit
Should Rafa beat Roger
I admit, a shocker
Murray can trash the twit
 
A few quickies

Ode to #1 seed
A talented Serb called Novak
is leading the rest of the pack.
Great winners he's shootin'
Now that he's quit the gluten,
And his rivals are starting to crack.

Ode to #2 seed
There's a muscly Mallorcan called Nad
who's the best player Spain's ever had.
You can't help but admire
His competitive fire,
though his butt-picking habit's quite bad.

Ode to #3 seed
There once was a forehand machine
called Roger; the greatest there's been.
his rivals detest
That he'll always be best,
and he might yet win slam #17.

Ode to #4 seed
There once was a ghoul called Ivan
who was closer to monster than man.
The whole world was abuzz
when he teamed up with Muzz,
and winning a slam is the plan.


Regards,
MDL
 

zcarzach

Semi-Pro
Fraudulent injuries, tight underpants
Rafa Nadal dominates in France
But down Melbourne way
On Djokovic's day
Rafa doesn't stand a chance!
 
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