If you could tell her one thing...

[Disgruntled Worker]

This is a pretty self-explanatory thread. The girl you're infatuated with. Co-worker, classmate, long-time friend or recent acquaintance. If you could give her one message about how you truly feel, what would it be?

Megan, I know you have a boyfriend and a kid. But you're honestly one of the hottest women I've ever met. Working with and being around you makes me feel alive, like a true man. Your hazel eyes, your perfectly proportioned face, your rocking body, your awesome personality...

...we could have been great together.

 

[Sirius Black]

You picked the wrong guy. You made a really, really, really bad choice. What were you thinking? That guy? Are you kidding me? Have you learned nothing in the last eight years? You're just gonna regret this. You know that, right? You are going to regret this, and now there is nothing you can do about it because it's too late. All you can do now is go up there and start your crappy, disappointing life that will never be nearly as happy as the one you could have had with me. Good-bye.

 

[Deleted member 688153]

I gave her a message about four and a bit years ago along the lines of "Want to get dinner some time?"
I've been with her ever since.

Good thread tho

 

[stringertom]

"Have you met my friend sureshs? There's still hope for you!"

 

[Sentinel]

"Angie, it's time you cleaned out the kitchen."


#BoyBye

 

[Hangman]

Angie, Angie, when will those clouds all disappear?
Angie, Angie, where will it lead us from here?
With no loving in our souls and no money in our coats
You can't say we're satisfied
But Angie, Angie, you can't say we never tried
Angie, you're beautiful, but ain't it time we said good-bye?
Angie, I still love you, remember all those nights we cried?
All the dreams we held so close seemed to all go up in smoke
Let me whisper in your ear:
Angie, Angie, where will it lead us from here?
Oh, Angie, don't you weep, all your kisses still taste sweet
I hate that sadness in your eyes
But Angie, Angie, ain't it time we said good-bye?
With no loving in our souls and no money in our coats
You can't say we're satisfied
But Angie, I still love you, baby
Ev'rywhere I look I see your eyes
There ain't a woman that comes close to you
Come on Baby, dry your eyes
But Angie, Angie, ain't it good to be alive?
Angie, Angie, they can't say we never tried

 

[oztennisfan]

see you in a couple of weeks....

 

[ollinger]

"Megan, you're the reason Disgruntled Worker is disgruntled at work; he can't take his mind off your physical qualities and his last thread was "how hot are you" so we know how shallow and superficial he is, but I see much more in you, I see a woman to care for me when I'm ill, cook for me when I'm hungry, stay out of my way when I'm watching sports, talk to my parents for a while if they call, mop up for me when I spill my beer..........."

 

[Fedinkum]

Go easy on the meldonium....

 

[r2473]

"Megan, I want to get you alone and treat you like a piece of meat"

 

[r2473]

I gave her a message about four and a bit years ago along the lines of "Want to get dinner some time?"
I've been with her ever since.

Are you with sureshs?

 

[Sentinel]

I gave her a message about four and a bit years ago along the lines of "Want to get dinner some time?"
I've been with her ever since.

Are you with sureshs?

...

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

...

LOL. Epic comeback from Sir Francis (Bacon).

 

[SpinToWin]

Are you with sureshs?

I'm dead LOL best thing I've seen all week

sorry bro @Firstservingman

 

[max]

Lose weight.

 

[sureshs]

Lose weight.

More precisely, lose weight and do not gain weight in the future.

 

[MathGeek]

You need a more careful approach than one blunt statement.

A man needs to read the signs and move forward accordingly.

Words and actions should make a woman feel special, beautiful, and cared for.

Women are too different to think there is a simple phrase or formula to accomplish that goal for any beautiful woman.

 

[Anaconda]

"Megan, you're the reason Disgruntled Worker is disgruntled at work; he can't take his mind off your physical qualities and his last thread was "how hot are you" so we know how shallow and superficial he is, but I see much more in you, I see a woman to care for me when I'm ill, cook for me when I'm hungry, stay out of my way when I'm watching sports, talk to my parents for a while if they call, mop up for me when I spill my beer..........."

To be fair, being shallow isn't the worst quality to have. Dating/falling for a woman/man based on looks is better than falling for someone because of his/her bank account. Would you really want to date/sleep with someone you had no physical attraction to?




I don't reveal my feelings to anyone anymore. I keep my cards close to my chest and only talk to people who seek me out unless it's online. I learned to quit while I was behind when it came to reading signals. I don't like people knowing how I feel.

 

[stringertom]

"Size really does matter."

 

[nowhereman]

You picked the wrong guy. You made a really, really, really bad choice. What were you thinking? That guy? Are you kidding me? Have you learned nothing in the last eight years? You're just gonna regret this. You know that, right? You are going to regret this, and now there is nothing you can do about it because it's too late. All you can do now is go up there and start your crappy, disappointing life that will never be nearly as happy as the one you could have had with me. Good-bye.

Classic Schmosby! Which reminds me, it's been exactly two years since HIMYM's ended. I'm still pissed about the ending though.

 

[Sirius Black]

Classic Schmosby! Which reminds me, it's been exactly two years since HIMYM's ended. I'm still pissed about the ending though.

My free month of Netflix expired so unfortunately I only made it to Season 4. I ended on "The Naked Man" though, so it was a good way to go out.

I've seen bits and pieces of other seasons on FX, so I know how the show ends. I prefer the alternate ending they released, so when I do eventually finish the show, I think I'll watch that one instead.

 

[nowhereman]

My free month of Netflix expired so unfortunately I only made it to Season 4. I ended on "The Naked Man" though, so it was a good way to go out.

I've seen bits and pieces of other seasons on FX, so I know how the show ends. I prefer the alternate ending they released, so when I do eventually finish the show, I think I'll watch that one instead.

Yeah, the alternate ending was much better. I consider it to be the real ending of the show, instead of the abomination that got aired.

And if you don't want to pay for Netflix, try putlocker.

 

[Sirius Black]

Yeah, the alternate ending was much better. I consider it to be the real ending of the show, instead of the abomination that got aired.

And if you don't want to pay for Netflix, try putlocker.

I get that they were trying to touch add some realism and go against the "life is perfect" type of thing, but the happy ending is so much more satisfying.

Parks and Rec did it beautifully.

 

[HardcourtHeaven]

i own a Ferrari.

 

[ArcspacE]

'Make me a sandwich'

 

[Vcore89]

"Size really does matter."

Big-heartedness?

 

[stringertom]

Big-heartedness?

Giving often on a daily basis is a virtue!

 

[Vcore89]

Giving often on a daily basis is a virtue!

You're a virtuous man!

 

[heninfan99]

I am a personal friend of Sureshs.

 

[r2473]

I am a personal friend of Sureshs.

Sure, but what do you say when she responds in a sexy, pleading voice "can you bagel me like sureshs does"?

 

[Disgruntled Worker]

Thanks for the replies. Megan and I are still friends. She still makes me think incredibly bad things when I see her. It's pure infatuation. I'm at that point where I can sort of touch her shoulder or back in a brotherly way without it being awkward. But if she only knew what I REALLY wanted to do, she'd have me locked up.

 

[eternitychaos]

oh man!actually there is a colombian girl that i love and want to marry,awesome personality,big hazel eyes ,black hair,loves everything i love and the best part she loves me back.Now the worst part:she is 6300 miles away and we must fight with papers,visas and money issues.I want that she comes so bad,i really suffer

 

[jga111]

"You've caught my eye and I've been meaning to tell you for a while now but didn't how best to say this...but you have toilet paper protruding from the skirt out of your right-most derriere, here let me fix this for you now..."

 

[SpinToWin]

Famous last words…

"Honey… Don't you think it may be time for a diet?"

 

[Sentinel]

More precisely, lose weight and do not gain weight in the future.

Hey, look who is talking !!!!

 

[GBplayer]

Do you want a cookery lesson for your birthday ?

 

[Mr.Lob]

"Angie, it's time you cleaned out the kitchen."


#BoyBye

LOL. I'm sure she has her reasons.

RIP Angie Baby... wherever you are.

 

[Sentinel]

I am a personal friend of Sureshs.

Please don't give us any more details

 

[Big_Dangerous]

This is a pretty self-explanatory thread. The girl you're infatuated with. Co-worker, classmate, long-time friend or recent acquaintance. If you could give her one message about how you truly feel, what would it be?

Megan, I know you have a boyfriend and a kid. But you're honestly one of the hottest women I've ever met. Working with and being around you makes me feel alive, like a true man. Your hazel eyes, your perfectly proportioned face, your rocking body, your awesome personality...

...we could have been great together.

Wow man, that's like 3 strikes and you're out.

Strike 1: You work with her, definitely not the worst thing, but work relationships just generally aren't a great idea.
Strike 2: She's with someone else. This is really self-explanatory.
Strike 3: She has a kid. That's a big no no for me. Some guys are different, and that's not an issue, but I really draw the line there. If she has kids, it's pretty much a no fly zone.

 

[Big_Dangerous]

Thanks for the replies. Megan and I are still friends. She still makes me think incredibly bad things when I see her. It's pure infatuation. I'm at that point where I can sort of touch her shoulder or back in a brotherly way without it being awkward. But if she only knew what I REALLY wanted to do, she'd have me locked up.

Let me give you a friendly piece of advice. Women are smarter than you think they are, but not nearly as smart as they think they are. So trust me on this one; She knows. She knows.

 

[Big_Dangerous]

Sure, but what do you say when she responds in a sexy, pleading voice "can you bagel me like sureshs does"?

"Sweetie, I'll give you a bagel, and some cream cheese!"

 

[Levi_Ackerman]

Thanks for the replies. Megan and I are still friends. She still makes me think incredibly bad things when I see her. It's pure infatuation. I'm at that point where I can sort of touch her shoulder or back in a brotherly way without it being awkward. But if she only knew what I REALLY wanted to do, she'd have me locked up.

Jesus. This is sounding less funny by the minute. Best to keep your distance; for your sake and hers.

 

[Disgruntled Worker]

Jesus. This is sounding less funny by the minute. Best to keep your distance; for your sake and hers.

You have no idea what kind of relationship we have. But continue to make assumptions. I actually wish her the best in life. It's just that I know she would be better off with me.

This thread wasn't meant to be funny (not that you would know what THAT even means). It was designed to be a genuine expression of raw emotion. I know most of the people on this forum have a facade and try hiding their true feelings through humor and jokes. But the intent was to see if people really were capable of having a legitimate discussion on the male/female dynamic. My hypothesis was proven wrong. People here would rather use humor as a defense mechanism. Their pride won't allow them to reveal their true emotions.

 

[Disgruntled Worker]

Wow man, that's like 3 strikes and you're out.

Strike 1: You work with her, definitely not the worst thing, but work relationships just generally aren't a great idea.
Strike 2: She's with someone else. This is really self-explanatory.
Strike 3: She has a kid. That's a big no no for me. Some guys are different, and that's not an issue, but I really draw the line there. If she has kids, it's pretty much a no fly zone.

Dude, I know. These feelings are COMPLETELY irrational. But sometimes you see a woman in her absolute prime, a woman who connects with you on EVERY level. And...you can't help it. Your brain says "No! Are you f'n crazy! This girl's a ringer." and your heart(-on) says "YES! YES! OH YES!! DO IT!"

 

[r2473]

But the intent was to see if people really were capable of having a legitimate discussion on the male/female dynamic. My hypothesis was proven wrong. People here would rather use humor as a defense mechanism. Their pride won't allow them to reveal their true emotions.

I thought the point of this thread was that you are not capable of expressing your true emotions, at least not to the object of those emotions. And from what you tell us, you drool over her daily and assume she has no idea how you really feel. Sounds like you have women pretty much figured out.

I'm not sure how interesting it will be to discuss how men see beautiful women and want to have sex with them. That's not really earth shattering news. Or that you happen to be charmed with a woman on a level that's not strictly physical (though, that's debatable).

Anyway, this is all getting too deep for me (that's a joke by the way).

But if she only knew what I REALLY wanted to do, she'd have me locked up.

So, what do you want to do to this girl that would get you locked up? Obviously not just have sex with her, that wouldn't get you locked up

 

[stringertom]

Wow man, that's like 3 strikes and you're out.

Strike 1: You work with her, definitely not the worst thing, but work relationships just generally aren't a great idea.
Strike 2: She's with someone else. This is really self-explanatory.
Strike 3: She has a kid. That's a big no no for me. Some guys are different, and that's not an issue, but I really draw the line there. If she has kids, it's pretty much a no fly zone.

Strike 4: Seeking advice from the Internets!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

"Stop crying, I'm sure that if we keep trying we can fit it all in there".















When trying to pack all her crap for a 2 day vacation in a single suitcase.

 

[stringertom]

"Stop crying, I'm sure that if we keep trying we can fit it all in there".

Is that your inner sureshs expressing himself after a bageling session???

 

[millicurie999]

You should go down every night on your knees and thank God that I was born, because I have carried this weight. I really have.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

You should go down every night on your knees and thank God that I was born, because I have carried this weight. I really have.

Sureshs carries a lot of weight too, and I don't see him acting like a hero.